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Phantom. She/her. Lover of villains, monger of horrors. En/Fr

[happydivorce]

what do youse even know abt being the worlds foremost proactive yearner

[werewolfetone]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[werewolfetone]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

huh. so i just found out "Torment Nexus" was invented for that one specific meme. i genuinely thought it was from an Orson Scott Welles novel. my ignorance is an unending source of surprise and delight

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

um. Orson Wells. H.G. Scott Welles. H. George Orson Orwell. Philip Bradbury. stop making me keep track of white men names

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in my defense all of these are separate individuals famous within classic sci-fi circles:

H.G. Wells

George Orwell

(George) Orson Welles

Orson Scott Card

at some point this is not my burden

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

the names of classic sci-fi authors appear to have amalgamated into a nexus of some kind. one that is tormenting you, perhaps.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Huh.

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[nataliakoptseva]

1818 Caspar David Friedrich  Voilier  Dessin  Crayon  33,1x24,7 cm Berlin, Kupferstichkabinett

[boltlightning]

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

[boltlightning]

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.

[phantom-lights]

you know how sometimes you see a character and instinctively Know that he is For You. yeah

[strawberrywhat]

I'd crack both of them tbh

(Especially Asuma, I never doubted you for a second my king)

[choujinx]

YOMI NO TSUGAI (2021-?) by arakawa hiromu

[lospajaritos]

Reading yomi no tsugai by arakawa

[eep-blue-sea]

THE PEQUOD WRAPPED

[agoldfishcalledem]

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

[windcalling]

@phantom-lights made me a perfect Lion in Winter birthday meme 💖 what about geoff, huh. what about geoff!!!

[jeyneofpoole]

my favorite anecdote about the franklin expedition ever. brother we are going the wrong way!!!!

[manawhaat]

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

[une-femme-de-lettres]

In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the “meatballs menu” could exist too, and it does…

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

thats it, im not posting the rest of the day, this is the best fucking thing ive learned in the past 3 weeks

[144p-goldfish]

this is what we needed to learn in distance learning

[haveyoutriedrebootingit]

Caller: Okay, I’m getting the…. spinny loady thing. What is that called anyway?

Me: (remembering the actual name of it is “throbber”) I… uh… just call it the spinny loady thing.

Caller: There’s got to be a name for it. Hold on, I’m gonna google… oh.

Me: The spinny loady thing.

Caller: Yeah.

[notbecauseofvictories]

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

[cameoappearance]

Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns