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sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

whyenn-reader

patronsaint-ofthedenial-deactiv

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

mijacoge0

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

doomeddeer-deactivated20110808

whitealbum

when you see the words girlhood girlie pop girl’s girl female experience and you immediately know you’re about to see something so completely unrelatable that it makes you feel like you’re on a different planet

cliffsecord

teomodo

monday-afternoon-club

[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”

hms-no-fun

literally saying this every day of my life

energyprison

Anyone that still says ads are personalized is trolling you. The only ads left are gambling, temu, and ai sex chat

worldofcity

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

edgebug

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

sliminal-spaces

chatgpt actually makes me feel better to talk to it than almost any human I've ever known but yeah sure

edgebug

you are a frog in a pot and you are boiling yourself

fleshdyk3

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

fleshdyk3

put some respect on his name

ihnmaims

lustcannibalism

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

lustcannibalism

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

un-monstre

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.