T h e B o n e Z o n e 💀

I post a lot of OC and it’s usually shitposts

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[phantom-pennis]

Is this why Android tablets are dogshit? Because they’re unholy half-blood homunculi that compounded the poor genetic conditions of both their parents?

[kaijuno]

[freesiadotcom]

Okay

[phantom-pennis]

This is actually preferred by the shrimp. They yearn to be pasta

[cheeso]

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

[urulokid]

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

[something-crazyy]

I love exercise

[the-lumpfish-queen]

Me getting ready for black magic

[kira-serialfaggot]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[stroebe2]

Nicely put

[phantom-pennis]

Our parents are getting divorced and our choices are stick to one parent or stick to the streets

[masklayer]

Wet Beast Rotation

[phantom-pennis]

Unleash that wet woman from the Torture Bubble Of Unimaginable Horror™ THIS INSTANT

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[jurassicsunsets]

⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ  ⦕⁅⁅⁅ɔ

you have encountered a group of trilobites! reblog to help them on their journey

[phantom-pennis]

[omghotmemes]

Senpai says you’re welcome

[quintusbenedictus]

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.

[ralfmaximus]

There’s also a Firefox/Chrome extension called Behind The Overlay that does all that with one mouse click. Used it for years; what a time saver.

And if you encounter a true paywall, use Archive.Today to bypass it. Just paste the paywalled url into the blue “search archived snapshots” box near the bottom:

[spinchs-field]

why is it called a second? second to what?

[phantom-pennis]

The second subdivision of an hour

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[phantom-pennis]

when I was 10 years old I’d be watching family guy in the basement and all these houseflies would gather around the window so I’d catch them in midair and then throw them as hard as I could at the wall and eventually there was a mountain of dead flies lining the corner of the concrete ok bye

[cannibalchicken]

[phantom-pennis]

GAAAH I’M SORRY I can’t sit idly by and allow this misinformation

Clock technology was pushed to innovate in the 17th-18th century because pendulums were NOTORIOUSLY unreliable at sea! They cannot keep accurate time while experiencing the g forces of choppy ocean swells.

Mathematicians and engineers butt their heads against this problem for nearly a century because, without a reliably accurate timekeeping device, there was no way to calculate longitude AKA how far eastward/westward you’ve travelled.

[insert Christopher Columbus fail compilation here]

So then THIS mad lad (John Harrison) shows up and spends decades iterating on his design that utilizes balance wheels and spiral springs to create precise oscillating mechanical movement independent from any outside forces exerted on it and, oh yeah, it can fit in your friggin pocket.

This innovation can be attributed to why the British Navy was universally feared among the high seas. Chads had the equivalent of GPS navigation while the rest of the world was wasting printer ink on Mapquest.com and just hoping for the best.

Not to be boomer X iPhone bad and all, but y’all got so comfortable taking for granted the stupid digital time on your cell phones that you sleep on the absolute technological marvel that is the mechanical chronograph! Even modern quartz motors are fascinating!

Anyway, cool cat tho

[phantom-pennis]

I was half asleep in a covid stupor last night when I wrote this but I stand by it

Kids these days be buying stim toys because they yearn for the haptic satisfaction of winding up a mechanical clock. They are deprived of what once defined us all.

[cannibalchicken]

[phantom-pennis]

GAAAH I’M SORRY I can’t sit idly by and allow this misinformation

Clock technology was pushed to innovate in the 17th-18th century because pendulums were NOTORIOUSLY unreliable at sea! They cannot keep accurate time while experiencing the g forces of choppy ocean swells.

Mathematicians and engineers butt their heads against this problem for nearly a century because, without a reliably accurate timekeeping device, there was no way to calculate longitude AKA how far eastward/westward you’ve travelled.

[insert Christopher Columbus fail compilation here]

So then THIS mad lad (John Harrison) shows up and spends decades iterating on his design that utilizes balance wheels and spiral springs to create precise oscillating mechanical movement independent from any outside forces exerted on it and, oh yeah, it can fit in your friggin pocket.

This innovation can be attributed to why the British Navy was universally feared among the high seas. Chads had the equivalent of GPS navigation while the rest of the world was wasting printer ink on Mapquest.com and just hoping for the best.

Not to be boomer X iPhone bad and all, but y’all got so comfortable taking for granted the stupid digital time on your cell phones that you sleep on the absolute technological marvel that is the mechanical chronograph! Even modern quartz motors are fascinating!

Anyway, cool cat tho

[cannibalchicken]

is this real

[phantom-pennis]

Big if true

[lemodoe]