Marv's amazing Mav

http://mar-n-mav.tumblr.com

[phantomcass]

I haven't been on tumblr in sooooo long. I had to use the magic link thing bc i could remember my password to save my life

[angry-acehole-for-positivity]

Queer family game night? When and where? What games we got?

*looks at my game shelf*

I got Yahtzee, playing cards, the Firefly boardgame from the early 2000s tv show, and an unhealthy amount of Dungeons and Dragons gear.

Anybody else willing to bring some games?

[aphobe-receipts]

I’ll bring candyland and sequence! Oh and Uno!

[angry-acehole-for-positivity]

You will be my sister’s favorite person if you bring Uno

[skeleton-main]

m o n o p o l y

[angry-acehole-for-positivity]

… Do we want to test our familial bonds?

[phantomcass]

𝙎𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙇𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙉

[invaderxan]

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

[theindependentconservative]

Reblog to save a life.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

[medievalthymes]

whoever is running the sparknotes twitter account needs a raise

[maplefiasco]

OMG I want to go back in time and send all of these to english-majoring student me. After I explain twitter. And John Mulaney. And later seasons of Parks & Rec.

[greenatlas]

[joeknowzit]

Damn

[unluckydecisions-deactivated201]

WATCH AND REBLOG THIS VIDEO. PLEASE

[mulanv-deactivated20191110]

Yaaaaaassssssss my fucking lorddddd they switched the audio and image!!

[knoxville-coroner]

Tea

[accras]

[discitemori]

Traditional Georgian dancing.

[lionhearrt-deactivated20170920]

date a man who

[wizardshark]

i cannot even imagine how fit these people are they could kick my ass they could kick muhammad ali’s ass

[northeastartist]

Let me show you the Aggression of my people… through dance.

[inthroughthesunroof]

If your dance doesn’t require knee pads and posing en pointe it isn’t worth doing.

[bonehandledknife]

@dadvans I feel like you can do Things with this

[arrghigiveup]

So the last time I reblogged this, someone reblogged from me with a comment along the lines of “wait till you see them with swords”. So I went to search it up, and… guys. GUYS.

There are actual sparks flying holy shit =O

[dragontatoes]

this evokes an incredibly strong emotional response in me, and I don’t even know what emotion it is; fear is definitely there, but it’s also incredibly positive

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

ROBERT GRAVES IS BACK ON MY DASH

[sinick]

robert graves: 5/7 pwnage

[ditzycryptid]

Robert gets a 5/7 from me

[t-aash]

It’s been 57 years since I last saw this post

[marveltrashbabe]

I’m pretty sure Endgame is gonna end with everything fixed and Tony’s wedding to Pepper where all the Avengers are invited and he will be on honeymoon during Far From Home with an extended Do Not Disturb sign up because all that space shit has him DONE. Then after all the mess with Mysterio and Nick Fury he’s just gonna pop in on Pete At the last minute to say good job mah son I’m proud of you. The end. Thank you for staying for my fan theory. Bless.

[doggosource]

pleas

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Makes these ancient wisdoms in your setting

[pwbi]

Ancient Kobold temples of Tiamat hold these inscriptions

[lgbtqia-moodboards-and-shit]

Panromantic Asexual Chef Moodboard for Anon! Let me know if anything needs to be changed.

Requests are open!

[elisamaza]

y’all

a mutual of mine

suddenly has posts on their blog

with links to “find women to have sex with”

my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE

tumblr just got even worse

[elisamaza]

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

[elisamaza]

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

[princessnijireiki]

when this happened to me, I immediately logged out of everything & changed my password, then went to my queue, where I found whoever had hacked into my account had dropped 190 porn advertising posts. (it would have been easier to clear out my queue entirely using xkit, but I’m a stubborn jackass & had posts I wanted to keep in there… so I counted.) I don’t recall clicking any odd links (though it’s always possible) & was only online in the app at the time, so no chance of phishing. it’s possible some of these bot accounts are just running dictionary attacks on blogs at random trying to log in. anyone can be targeted by this, so I recommend making your new password a strong one. it’s doubtful tumblr staff is going to be much more help in this situation than what you could do on your own, but you can still save your page. good luck & godspeed.

[schizoauthoress]

Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.

[darkfrog24]

I heard about this on Freakonomics Radio.  Turns out the bit about no brown M&Ms is HUGE, in BIG font, bold, underlined and quotated like they’re on the Group W Bench.

The band was all, “We have fifty-pound lights hanging over our heads and fire being shot out of cannons.  We had to know whether they read our safety regs so we didn’t flamebroil any roadies.”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

interesting how this has become a meme in the music industry about divas. i’ve always heard jokes that amount to “this stuck up celebrity hates the green gummy bears!! they’re refusing to perform just for that???” and its reading stuff like this that i realise how that joke might have come about. people get grumpy that the band refuses to play but cant admit its because THEY’RE incompetent, so they make it all about the M&Ms. another example of artists using a creative method to ensure they have a perfectly reasonable request fulfilled that is then bastardised by lazy people who wanna make money off them. 

[thesylverlining]

…this is like the music industry version of hearing the truth behind the McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit

[soyouthinkyoucanplance]

This, this little gem right here, is the only thing I’m accepting as cannon from this season

Because this is the single most ADORABLE thing I’ve ever seen. Why is nobody talking about this??

[artemisarya]

so….season 8 exists. yeah. Anyways, here’s post-canon Plance. And yes, I firmly believe that Lance’s altean marks will fade after he moves on. He’s a boy from Cuba. I like him as just that.

[honestlyprettychill]

💙💚💙💚

[fuchsiaaruler]

REBLOG IF YOU’RE STILL GONNA BE HERE AFTER SEASON 8