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yamaneko indie penned by blue.

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Kamenashi Kazuya photographed by Takeshi Hirano

Wink Up magazine August 2015

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❝ Don’t you dare! ❞ @lycerence

Well. He was going to do it regardless. A little verbal threat really wasn’t going to work on him. But he paused for now, placing the case to the side and focusing on the person who bothered to try stop him. He lowered his head so his eyes could be seen over his sunglasses and spoke. “Uh, why? You gonna stop me?”

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Threat Starters

❝ Are we clear? ❞ ❝ Come back again and you won’t be able to even come here ever. ❞ ❝ Do as I say. ❞ ❝ Don’t even think about it. ❞ ❝ Don’t move or the person dies. ❞ ❝ Don’t touch me ever again. ❞ ❝ Don’t you dare! ❞ ❝ Touch them and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ If you don’t have what I asked for before the deadline, you can kiss your loved one/s goodbye. ❞ ❝ If you don’t step down from your position, I’m taking drastic measures to make it happen. ❞ ❝ Shut up and answer what I request. ❞ ❝ Shut up, and hand it to me. ❞ ❝ I just need it and I’ll be off. ❞ ❝ This’ll hurt less if you don’t move. ❞ ❝ Shut up or I’ll make you shut up. ❞ ❝ Your life is on the line here. ❞ ❝ If you do that, I’ll shoot. ❞ ❝ Watch it! ❞ ❝ What’s your problem? ❞ ❝ If someone isn’t careful… ❞

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❛ I can’t believe you won’t even listen to me. ❜ @cutebruisers

Tongue in cheek and trying not to laugh, he just nodded as the other spoke as if her words mattered to what he was planning on doing. “Would you listen to you?” He asked, turning his back on her and signalled for a refill on his fruit juice. “Nothin’ you’re saying is helpful, you’re just complaining.”

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falsetroika:

“You underestimate me, flip flops.” Luanna tsks as she shrugs his hands off of her shoulders and reaches for the cuff of his leather jacket. “Just follow my lead.” With that, she was practically dragging him to the theatre that was nearby, which had so sparked their conversation. Admittedly, she was a little apprehensive about the situation considering she normally snuck in using her abilities but she wouldn’t be able to do that with Yamaneko… So instead she continued walking past the front of the theatre and turned the corner, taking a moment to look at the time on her phone until the side door opened, movie goers exiting the theatre after watching whatever film they came to see. Immediately, she reached a hand out to hold the door open for an elderly couple, giving a polite smile, “here you go.” Lulu says kindly to them, getting thankful smiles in return. She watched them go with a smile on her face, hand still on the door until she reached her free hand over, smile still on her face, and grabbed Yamaneko roughly before shoving him inside the building and ducking inside with him.

She cleared her throat, fixing her hair and jacket before giving him a cheeky grin. “Easy peasy lemon squeezy.”

Yamaneko let himself be dragged by the woman who wasn’t much smaller than him, since he’d already challenged her to actually do the sneaking in. He didn’t expect them to get caught, after all it would have been an embarrassment to his entire reputation to be seen sneaking into a movie theatre. Especially to see a children's film, although he probably wouldn’t have gone to the theatre for any movie but a child’s film, since all other movies were pretty boring. Though, Cars 3 wasn’t exactly his cup of tea either. He followed her through the door and stood opposite her, mirroring Luanna’s grin when she showed it. “This was the easiest part. I’m only going to praise your skills if we get to the end of the movie and return home without one weird look. But, I won’t blame you if someone stops to see me since. Well. Look at me.” He joked and turned on his flip-flopped heel, heading forwards through the theatre without much care.

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iniquitics:

His childish behavior was common to her meaning she easily ignored it. However, the words that came after she could not ignore in spite of how much she wanted to. His talk was not wrong, Lola could not confidently disapprove any accusation about it. Lola straightened her posture then spoke.  ❛❛No. I have no reason to believe anyone under my supervision would be capable or willing to commit any form of financial fraud. It is very careless to throw around these accusations without proof. ❜❜

He watched Lola speak, biting on the end of his thumb to pay attention to her gestures and her words. He didn’t believe what she was saying, but he knew better than to let her know he might be planning something in the future. “It’s naive to think no one working for a marketing branch would be willing to partake in fraud.” He shrugged before spinning around on his chair once then rolling himself closer to Lola, getting close to her face. “Difficult to trust a pretty face these days.” He said before raising his hand, flicking her on the forehead and pushing his chair back.

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falsetroika:

“That’s not the point!” Luanna let out a heavy sigh, shaking her head as her arms folded over her chest almost childishly. She tilted her head to look over at the taller man with a look of disbelief, “it’s about the experience! It’s about going out into the world and treating yourself to watching a kickass film on a giant screen. Do you own a thirty-foot wide television screen that plays HD?” She didn’t bother waiting for an answer, “yeah, I didn’t think so, dude! And you just gotta be sneaky with the snacks, I haven’t gotten caught yet. You have to play it right.” Her eyebrow quirked upward a moment, “so what do you say? Wanna sneak into the next showing of Cars 3?”

He mimicked her stance by crossing his arms too and shifted his shoulders up and down as she spoke, taking the level of childishness up a notch. “Maybe I-” She cut him off before he could finish his sentence, which didn’t bother him much since it’d be pretty hypocritical of him considering he was often doing this to others anyway. He listened to what she had to say and loosened his arms to grab her shoulders gently. “Okay, miss oh-so-stealthy, let’s give it a try. If we get caught and you bail on me, my memory is real sharp.” Not that he wasn’t going to attempt to do exactly the same if they were, of course.

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iniquitics:

❛❛The problem is you are drawing attention, I already know what you look like - who are you hiding from? You gave me a lighter with your face on it a month ago.❜❜ Lola watched as the man move around her furniture, much to her annoyance.  ❛❛It is just us and the last thing that would distract me is a man. What do you want?❜❜

As soon as Lola started with the whole ‘the problem is’, he was quick to mimic everything she was saying with his hand (since his face was covered) like a five year old child before lifting his mask up and settling it on the back of his head. “Not hiding from anyone. But I did get a few tips about your branch, you know. I’m just here to scope things out before taking any action and have a lil chit-chat with you since you didn’t come across as that sort of person to me before.” He explained, swivelling his chair round once just for fun. “You got anythin' to say about that?”

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❛ I can’t believe you never been to the movies. ❜ @falsetroika 

“You seen how expensive those things are?” He shook his head at the thought of paying to go see a movie; everything from the ticket price to the food and beverages. Unbelievable. There was also the fact he had literally no time to go to the movies since he had to, you know, work and shit. “What difference does it make to watch at the cinema rather than home? You can’t even eat what you want at the movies because you’ll have some geezer straight up in your face or selling you out to the attendant. Next thing you know you’re being kicked out five minutes after you just spent $30 to get in. Now if that ain’t some absolute bullshit, I don’t know what is.”

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❛ I can’t believe you're wearing that. ❜ @iniquitics (Lola)

He’d been wearing the mask all day, mostly out of habit since he’d been working right before he’d run into Lola. A job that had taken over three hours to complete and made him forget he was wearing the mask; her calling him out on it reminded him of it’s presence “What’s the problem?” He responded, trying to make it seem a purposeful wardrobe choice, before pulling out a seat and sitting on it backwards with his arms resting against the back. “I’ve been told I’m too handsome for the eyes, I don’t want to distract everyone while they’re working.”

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❛❛ I’m not the Phantom Thief Yamaneko,                   I’m the Phantom Thief Detective Yamaneko. ❜❜

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° ✧ I CAN’T BELIEVE… SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛  I can’t believe you said that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we were destined to do this forever. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you are still talking. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you did that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t help me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you betrayed me. Again. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you walked out on me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you listen to them over me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe your wearing that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you want out of this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you didn’t tell me about this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you stabbed me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you shot me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe your wearing my clothes in front me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you think it’s funny. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we are the news for this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you lied to me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I trusted you. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you stole from me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I ever even loved you. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we are related. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we’re dating. ❜ ❛   I can’t believe you never told the truth about anything. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you tricked me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I let you talk me into this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe this is all connected. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you went without me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you don’t remember me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you told me that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we lost everything. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you sit there and let it happen. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you never wanted to me know. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you kept secrets this whole time. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t even say sorry. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you said you didn’t do it. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you lied to the police. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you thought this was a game. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you came back around here. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you cheated on me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I cheated on him/her. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I fell in love with him/her. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I’m this happy right now. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you wanted to leave. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t leave me alone already. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you thought that was okay.. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you made a song about me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you wrote a poem for me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe they died.. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I’m still alive. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we are doing this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you never been to the movies. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you are not in jail for that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t believe me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you asked me that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you kissed me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you thought I wanted you. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe they didn’t want me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe your eating that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe your helping me.. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I helped you. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I gave you everything. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe they aren’t in my life anymore.. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I’m not allowed to go. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you never told me any of this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you kicked my ass. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you cussed me out! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe this is so different. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you think I owe you.  ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you can sing. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you never learned that. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you punched me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you smacked me! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you watched! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we ran into one another again! ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we said that at the same time. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we like the same person. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I haven’t met my soul mate yet. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe your laughing at me. ❜   ❛  I can’t believe your ignoring me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t even listen to me. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe we’re like the same. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you slept on my porch all night. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I actually won something. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe I’m actually good at this. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you won’t drop it already. ❜ ❛  I can’t believe you doubt me. ❜