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Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.
OGAHAGSIGf
here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment
hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something
buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.
there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...
schizophrenic person: makes a post trying to raise awareness about the disproportionate abuse and harmful stereotypes schizophrenic people face
yall: "yeah im not gonna reblog this they used the word ins*ne which is so problematic ://"
I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.
Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch
Mario:
Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-
Mario: You’re married??
Doctor Mario:
Doctor Mario: You’re not????
Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????
Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!
Mario:
Doctor Mario:
Mario: WHO’S TONY??????
Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????
I had to visualize this conversation so that my soul could rest.
Okay while I’m still vibrating with joy a fun fact about this post that nobody asked for
I never chose the name Tony randomly. I specifically decided to name Dr. Mario’s husband after one of the bosses from NES Open Tournament Golf
Because I thought Mario paired well with a twink
Happy Anniversary
obsessed with this actually
RIDE 'EM CRAWBOY
The Gimli Glider! So many things came together to make this safe landing:
The co-pilot was a local and knew all the local airstrips
...including the decommissioned 10,000 foot military runway they ultimately chose as their destination
...but because it had been decommissioned, was now utilized by a local go-kart club for racing
...which, on that day, was indeed having a great time racing go-karts on the old runway
...and because there was no way to alert the people on the ground and the plane’s approach was utterly silent (NO ENGINES) with kids in go-karts were whizzing around on the runway, the final approach was, shall we say, alarming
...until a parent looked up and noticed a giant fucking airplane getting bigger and bigger
OH GOD HE’S LANDING HERE
Thus within seconds the whole area was cleared by frantic parents
Plane lands perfectly, but without power they had to drop the gear via gravity and the nose wheel failed to lock into place
Front gear collapses
Plane screeches to a halt, and because they landed at a go-kart event pretty much every dad has a fire extinguisher, so they manage to extinguish the small fire caused by friction
The only minor injuries were due to passengers jumping from the emergency exit slides, which dangled off the ground due to elevated tail height
If you have 27 spare minutes and want an excruciatingly detailed, technical breakdown of what happened as told by a real pilot, here’s the Mentour Pilot episode on the Gimli Glider.
I read an article about this back around 1990 and my favorite part was that, after landing and stopping, the pilots were reflexively going through the “crash landing” checklist, shutting down all the fuel pumps and lines to prevent a fire from spreading, until it dawned on them halfway through that they didn’t need to do those steps because the tanks were quite empty.
Why do seals have nails? I just saw an aquarium video and they are. Serious
fun fact, those actually aren’t nails! those are full-on CLAWS.
seal claws are razor-sharp and can be several inches long! they’re the seal’s main defense against sharks, and they work pretty well because not even a 12-foot-long great white likes to be clawed directly in the eyeball by what is, if we are truly honest with ourselves, basically just an aquatic bear.
there are plenty of sharks out there who came in from the wrong angle and ended up losing an eye for it- seal scars are very distinctive and are the mark of an unwary predator who bit off more than it could chew!
Compare and contrast with sea lions and Polar bears. (these seal nails pictured are maintained in human care to avoid the stabbies).
True seals also use those claws to hold slippery fish so they can bite off chunks if they need to.
Sea lions do NOT have claws/talons on their front flippers, only on their back ones, and they're like a third of the way up so they literally have to fold over their foot to scratch. And literally all those nails are for are grooming.
Here's the sandy little feet of a galapagos sea lion (+bonus stumpy tail)
The weirdest part is that sea lions have holes where the nails should be in front.
Extra extra bonus Manatee flippernails - really makes you remember this is the cousin of an elephant. (Dugongs, however, lack nails entirely)
me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?
me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.
Watching people understand the plot lol
damn u right sorry i didn’t understand the complexities of capitalist propaganda when I was 4, I’ll try to be a better person going forward 🙏
It’s self care o'clock
so ariana had that whole phase where she was gaybaiting nd it's wooooo girl power but megan thee stallion says over nd over she likes girls nd somehow that's not authentic? a white girl says a woman smells nice nd y'all say all gays need to stan but still no mention of megan or victoria monet as gay music? hmmmmm it's almost like 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 the lgbt scene is purposefully excluding black women nd refusing to take their sexuality seriously
Young M.A is the definition of Lesbian on the main, first song she ever made had Black lesbians and bi actin whole fools!!!
Kehlani puts out beautifully videos and songs DECLARING her love of men and women constantly yet I never hear their names mentioned by white LGBTQ folks.
Queen Latifah and Raven Simone have whole ass wives and extremely successful careers way before Ellen even.
Yet they have the gall to say Taylor Swift and Ariana Granda are LGBT icons???They are just straight white women.
If you’re going to get a cat, you must understand two things:
1. As far as a cat is concerned, the highest form of entertainment is annoying another cat on purpose.
2. If you have a good rapport with your cat, you count as another cat.
You can divert much of this behaviour by getting two cats, so that they can annoy each other, but tradeoff is that sometimes they’ll decide to team up on you instead.
That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah
This one
Technically true.
He got the job.
He takes his job seriously.
Hey I heard you’re giving out anxiety, can I have 1 anxiety please?
yes, here is a baby oarfish
that’s a BABY?
boy howdy are you in for a treat! introducing, the Oarfish!
MA! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKING FISH!
Not much is known about Oarfish. Their maximum length is debatable, though there are reports of specimen up to 56 ft long. They live at great depths, and are rarely observed alive. Here’s a relatively small one:
Slightly larger one:
aaaaand, little bigger:
Yeah. these children get long. hold on a mo’, i might have a better photo
yeah. there we go. a few hundred lbs of Oarfish. like i said, length-variable. that one’s only about 28 feet though. so like, imagine that but double.
look how excited everyone is. well, everyone but the fish. oh, fun fact! they can self-amputate up to 3/4th of their body. lizard style.
Historically, Oarfish have been described as sea serpents, and are probably responsible for a fair portion of myths. In Japanese folklore, their appearance portends earthquakes. Though rarely seen, Oarfish live in every ocean. All around the world. Everywhere. No matter what coastline you’re on, they’re always there. Just a few thousand feet below water. Waiting.
Watching.
JESUS THAT WAS MORE THAN 1 ANXIETY
I AM A WHOLESALE PROVIDER
ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.
This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.
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Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..
