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beardedmrbean

Amen to that little dude

lucasnator4

When food so good you see god

beardedmrbean

Transcendent in my tummy

evilwizard

me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team

guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—

guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit

guard one: i killed jfk

guard two: he didn’t

mapswithoutwyoming

me: guard two, if I asked guard one if he killed jfk, what would he say?

guard two: he’d say he didn’t

me: got it. now I’d like to ask you about some—

me:

me: wait what

lmaonade

whitepeopletwitter

immentallydeficient-deactivated

okay i just realized they meant “fascist” and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

Fuggalo

Hey um what. What goddamn business did Omashu have having a King?? Like I never really questioned it since it came from such an early Book One still-world-building episode but. Omashu is a city, for starters, and it’s a city in the Earth Kingdom. Which. You know. HAS a king.

You know I bet, honestly, Omashu doesn’t have a king. And NEVER had a king. Omashu had a succession of Governors or some shit and on the day that Bumi took the mantle he said “Fuck this ‘Governor Bumi’ stuff that’s lame. Call me King.” and when his advisors said they can’t legally do that Bumi passed a law changing his title from Governor to King, stuck a crown on his head, and called it macaroni.

And the citizens of Omashu were probably just like “alright” cuz like. Bumi strikes me as the kind of Local Town Eccentric who has a working personal relationship with pretty much everyone so all 100,000 people of Omashu heard this decree of Kingship and went “yeah that tracks” and got on with their day.

Outside of Omashu though? Good god. That’s gotta be a fucking look. At this point 112-year-old Bumi has been ‘King’ for a lifetime longer than the actual Earth King. What a look. How much sleep do you think Long Feng loses about this??? How many assassination attempts do you think he tried to carry out, only to have the Dai Lee come crawling home with the imprint of Bumi’s face smashed into their armor and some rock candy stuffed into their socks?

Ba Sing Se adores its appearance of order and structure and hierarchy and I cannot even begin to imagine their Daily Hell of dealing with Omashu’s centenarian feast-loving candy-munching batshit unhinged and utterly unkillable pseudo-King.

The Fire Nation taking over Omashu was probably the happiest goddamn day of Long Feng’s life.

pukicho

Shout out to 90 year olds!! the wars, huh? tell me about them

interdimensionalspaceworm

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pukicho

Time to pull tha plug on grandma !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nook-inc

BEES CAN KILL YOU NOW

dracolizardlars

from the url I'm guessing this is about Animal Crossing but this is a hilarious post to see completely out of context

pukicho

If Cthulhu is supposed to be so incomprehensible, why do some people draw him as a lil bitch with a tentacle beard and a big ass forehead ??? I can comprehend that, and its stupid

queeryutbrb

how would we go about drawing a truely horrible, incomprehensible ancient sea monster-demon-god?

pukicho

It’s fucking easy you just

hungwy

i only listen to sacred choral music from the 13th century

pukicho

12th century or bust, poser

hungwy

you know nothing about liturgies. remove your comment please

pukicho

clauditis ore tuo. Amulius, get this bitch

hungwy

NON AMPLIVS LOQUITOR

pukicho

RECTUS EXPLODUS

green-algae

Just in time for the rosiest holiday of the year, another diver has snapped a rare photo of Inspector Clouseau, the world’s only known pink manta ray.

First spotted lurking in the waters off Australia’s Lady Elliot Island in late 2015, the 11-foot male fish—cheekily named for the detective in the Pink Panther franchise—has been glimpsed only a handful of times since, reports Bethany Augliere for National Geographic. So rare are the sightings that Kristian Laine, the photographer behind Clouseau’s most recent close-up, was certain the ray’s coloration was an artifact of malfunctioning camera equipment.

Clouseau was concealed by seven other male manta rays, all flashing more typical white undersides. According to Australian Geographic, the fishy octet had assembled to vie for the attention of a nearby female—an elaborate courtship ritual that typically involves a lady ray releasing pheromones into the water before zooming away, triggering a train of males into giving chase.