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Literally the most fucked up thing to announce this?!

You were already working as a speechwriter for the Reagan Administration in the late 1980s. Why the hell was your mom waiting tables to pay for your student loans after that?!

wetwareproblem

"I didn't need handouts! I just made an elderly woman toil in a high-stress high-physicality sub-minimum-wage job to pay my way even when I had the money! Letting today's kids go to college without enslaving their elders is just insulting."

rylandsgrace

Thank you (x)

anyroads

Happy International Women’s Day to this twitter account and only this twitter account

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat

You know when youre watching a tiktok and youre like, ok, good premise, nice jokes, dumb humor, kinda original, but then it just picks all that up, rolls it like a thick news paper, and then squashes you like a fly with it all?

Damn…

insaneostyle

I showed this to my mom and she started crying and now she’s upset. Thanks guys

callmebliss

SIR

HOW DARE YOU

manny-jacinto

MAMMA MIA! (2008) + tags about Colin Firth

hedwig-dordt

does anyone have that gif set handy where an interviewer asks Colin Firth “so when you meet the Creator at the pearly gates when you die - what do you hope he’ll say?” and Colin Firth replies: “I thought you were quite good in Mamma Mia.”

Colin Firth understood the assignment.

angryschnauzer

eggcup-deactivated20180129

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true

zonecassette

holy shit

severalowls

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

newtypenea

oh my god these are actually funny

baishujinkou

moonkitty

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

greelin

everything about this video

retrogamingblog2

ethanmuppet-deactivated20220202

elizabethanism

ok well this blew my mind

In Pilgrim Bell, Kaveh Akbar reaches across languages to write "documents of barbarism."

This is also true with filmmakers. Western filmmakers pan their cameras mostly left to right and Iranian filmmakers do right to left.

mindfulnesspoet

Time seems such a universal concept and then I find out the different ways people perceive everything and remember “it’s all appearances to consciousness”

anasauruss

cat falling off table

2022

acrylic on canvas

30 x 40 cm

catasters

mumblesplash

thinking abt the time i said “all i want to do is be a little hater but i’m so bad at hating things” and this girl grabbed my face with both hands, looked deep into my eyes and said “i can teach you”

mumblesplash