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[d-transceratops]

allegations vs. reality

[curseddallonweekes]

on this day, eleven years ago, dallon hit himself on the head with a trashcan lid.

april 8th, 2008

[phil-and-a-corgi]

12 years, actually

[phil-and-a-corgi]

this is late but i just did the pete wentz one so 👀

[half-doomed]

I havet seen anyone post this to tumblr but omg we're getting an idkhow version of a letter

[guerrillatech]

[whisperofthewaves]

this leaves out the most crucial tip you’ll ever need:

-site:pinterest.*

excludes the entirety of pinterest’s evil domainverse from image search

[soratayuya]

Reblogging for the Pinterest addition

[gaygamers]

[thegentlemanstar]

i love having online friends . hello university students from europe . hello childrens show enthusiasts from the united states . hello baby gays from oceania . do you want to talk about soup

[spectrumspace]

animated movies need to go back to hiring normal voice actors instead of celebrity cameos if only because it’s funny to show someone this

and say “yeah this is all one guy”

[beardedmrbean]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Acceptable use of 'Boys will be boys'.

[reagan-slayer69]

for your viewing pleasure I have marked where their heads cannot be

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

thinking about how my history teacher was talking about the french revolution one time and he wrote "bourgeoisie" on the board and said raise your hand if you think you can pronounce this and i raised my hand and he looked at the hammer and sickle pin on my backpack and said "ill come back to you"

[foispan-deactivated20240228]

[deergirlegodeath]

the most annoying people are the ones who just reply "no 💖" to recovery/self-improvement posts

[deergirlegodeath]

THE WET BOX

[deergirlegodeath]

ill never forgive you guys for reblogging the version without the wet box addition now there's edgelords in my notes and nobody gets to hear about the wet box

[unpretty]

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

[unpretty]

#what would you even do as an artist #if one day superman is just wearing a costume that is clearly your design #like superman was clearly looking at your deviantart #there is a chance that superman saw that art you drew of him kissing batman #why is he wearing the costume you designed #is he trying to send a message #is he saying that he really does smooch batman #did superman see your kryptosona #how much does he know 

someone said they wanted to be able to reblog this with my horrible tags

[reallyohcrap]

no but like… do you sue him for using your designs? Do you politely ask him to stop using your designs? Do you ask him for license fees when the Superman merchandise adopts your design as well? 

[unpretty]

i am absolutely sure that he would find one with an artist’s comment/description that included “hey superman if you’re reading this feel free to use this anytime ok ;3″ and he would say “oh man that’s so thoughtful, thank you weedhorse69, I think I will” and like how do you explain in court that you, weedhorse69, did not intend for your statement to be any kind of contractual offer because you did not think he would ever find your public internet post with his name all over it

[mellytonin]

#people are reblogging the version of this without my final addition#offended that i would suggest clark kent wouldn’t credit the artist#missing what i consider to be the obvious facts of the matter#it’s probably a costume designed out of pure thirst too like#weedhorse69 is gonna keep his mouth shut because this way he gets to watch superman#running around town in a costume that really shows off his biceps and abs#he thought it looked summery#the league holds an intervention asking him to please stop wearing it#he does not stop no one can stop him#batman v superman II: clark please put on a real shirt

[unpretty]

tumblr is garbage and likes to resize everything and readmores don’t work on mobile anyway so you all will just have to click through if you want to read weedhorse69′s chatlog screenshots

[nekare]

THAT CHATLOG THO

[vi14m2lg7m]

[olivia-ivy]

For the love of God

PLEASE

Read Through The Whole Thing

[catchymemes]

[tumbalaria]

that how it be

[memeuplift]

Which of these wholesome Memes are your Favourite? :) 

Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes

[cuddlebug-exe]

currently sobbing

[ladyluck678]

Passing on the good feels to everyone

[rhythmicpirate]

Enough I can only take so much happiness

[obj-updated]

Dunno who needs to see this, but here you go 💛

[localenhagene]

And there I go again reblogging it at the speed of light

Have a good time y'all ;))

[foulserpent]

like i get it like having completely silent sex is kind of boring but you do have to accept the notion that if youre gonna be loud and you live in a building with other people , your neighbor might not want to hear it and might start playing vengaboys very loudly and i dont think you should be allowed to get mad

[powerfulwizard]

Whenever my creepy suitemate in College had loud sex I’d lock the door to my dorm room and put on one of those 10 hour long creepy clown music compilations and go and hang out with friends

[powerfulwizard]

This is the one 😍

[sayhellotokathy]

I lived through the swine flu, Y2K, first black president, 9/11, a royal wedding, the death of Michael Jackson, Osama's death & now 8/23/11 eastcoast earthquake. My life is fucking swag bro.

2012 I’m fucking ready…come at me!!!

[heritage-post]

date of origin: December 30th, 2011

[blue--folder]

Dog and sausage, me, Acrylic on canvas, 2020

[breechingbaby]

Spiritual imagery

[hazzardcountysheriffsoffice]