Every Day I'm Suffering

My name is Matthew and I like finding things on the ground

[iliketurtles55]

(Sequel to ‘This memory is being forgotten’)

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[squid-ink-on-toast]

Me: Man I have something I need to be at but i only need to be there in like 6 hours

My brain for 6 hours straight:

[sporesdruid]

[butchtoks]

[funruiner]

me:

you:

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[popbubblepngs]

baby lego hotdog

[darkstalker-elise]

yuri concept from the other night.

for all the fake "aphrodisiac" injections in hentai, weed is literally *real*. 1. hotbox a girl till shes incoherent 2. hook her up to a video game with vibrator peripherals 3. take good care of her

[sugar-petals]

hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves

[advanced-passenger-train]

Does anybody know how to fix it

[rosslynpaladin]

Start disappointing people and not backing out of it when they are upset, reject feeling ashamed of everything including of yourself, start saying No to things you do not want to do not just things you're scared of, do more of those things you're scared of but wish you could do, make your own plans and execute them, decide to do or not do something without basing it on who will Dislike it.

Free Will takes practice, and the chance of making someone somewhere Slightly or even Very Disappointed In You. But you're an adult and you can't be made to stand in a corner anymore.

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[brothermouse-skeleton]

As a professional guard who always lies, don't worry about it, you're doing great.

[turtlesinahalfshell]

[brightlotusmoon]

Tumblr will never die.

(keep telling people we’re dead, though)

[datasoong47]

702 years from now, Tumblr users see a sudden wave of scheduled posts from people who’ve been dead for centuries, in an archaic form of English

[hungwy]

[omghotmemes]

Baby can do a little a cocaine, as a treat

[2percentsugar]

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow