We/us pronouns

Phlural system | they/them | We are normal about the idea of phan as a system promise

[phlurality]

Hi! We're the Sprout System.

We got really into Dan and Phil after the hard launch and We're stuck here for the forseeable future.

Our main/system blog is @sproutshq

Our Ao3 is https://archiveofourown.org/users/Electric_Dreamer11

[sleepyslag]

say what you want I like the situationship joke!! I think it is soo funny to call a man you have lived with for nearly 2 decades a situationship.

[despazito]

[sconesfortea]

🥹

[blossoms-phan]

oh my god they hard launched………

[0nlyhere4phil]

i need the tomodachi life series to go forever

[sleepyfilms]

dan and phil describing themselves as a "situationship" will never not be funny to me lol. like guys, you started dating a month after you met and have been together since then for 16 years, you are the exact opposite of a situationship

[amazing-gr4ce]

someone’s gotta take the concept of a situationship away from Dan and Phil because the situation is that they literally have a mortgage

[danffodilf]

the not so rare aesthetic of dan and phil being in a serious relationship for almost two decades and calling it a situationship

[phlurality]

Dan and Phil are like if two people shared a body but they don't

[ari-adne-111]

I enjoy when Daniel is making a philosophical point about the state of the world, critiquing the endless stream of wealth and prosperity that flows freely to the 1%, debating the true values of the current sociopolitical climate, emphasizing the bigotry and hatred of the powerful towards the less fortunate... while Phil is sitting next to him repeating some shit like "breadcum" or "semen" or "penis" that he misheard during the monologue

Go off king

[danandphilupdates]

danandphil tiktok / reel

3/6/26

[dpdailyupdate]

Phil replied to these tweets!

31 May 2026

[girldan-pip]

i'm putting together a team

[ahappydnp]

i'm so hung up on the pushing beds together thing. getting twin rooms to try and avoid being clocked at youtube events while other youtubers were out there making a huge joke out of them (when dnp were part of the reason those bitches could even have youtube As A Job) on some real "may god dan and phil forgive you because i won't" shit rn.

once again blown away that it didn't tear them apart. what do you mean you spent all night hyper aware that your peers were hoping to catch you two with your guards down for content but the second you were safe you clung to each other for dear life. god.

[andibecameaphannieovernight]

I think that this pride month, as a phandom, we need to emphasize identities outside of the most common ones in our community (i.e. people other than lesbians, gay men, binary trans men, and bisexuals). I think we need to take time to celebrate trans women and other trans femmes and enbies and intersex people and asexuals and aromantics and polyamorous people and people who are just plain queer without more defenition.

I love you trans-woman phannies and transfemme phannies

I love you nonbinary phannies and genderqueer phannies

I love you intersex phannies

I love you aromantic phannies and asexual phannies and phannies across the aro and ace spectrums

I love you polyamourous phannies

I love you phannies who don't use labels, and phannies whose labels I didn't think to mention

We're all here, we're all here, and we're all filled with existential fear

[phlondsbian]

“we’ve never had a party for our relationship” motherfucker you’ve had a world tour for your relationship three times