Phoebe

She/Her. 18. Rabid Doctor Who (and other classic telly) enthusiast. Onesteven warrior?

[jimmyandthegiraffes]

Adam points at Granthams nose and says No! but it sounds like he’s saying ‘nose’ and my bf and I got silly about it so my bf made this. Not featured: me almost ruining the take by losing my shit on the second one

[penny-anna]

two for one deal

(1 . 2)

[clawdget]

Throw him

[penny-anna]

take me to the river (14875 words) by kathkin

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (Big Finish Audio)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Oliver Harper/Steven Taylor

Characters: Oliver Harper, Steven Taylor (Doctor Who), First Doctor (Doctor Who)

Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Ear play, <- there doesn't seem to be a tag for this. there's tongues going in ears in case there's a turn off or on for anyone, my mental brief for this one was 'Oliver is cartoon wolf levels of horny for Steven but really repressed about it', Internalized Homophobia, Skinny Dipping, Public Nudity, Non-Sexual Nudity, There Was Only One Bed, Dom/sub Undertones, <- just a tiny smidge, ok i think that's everything.

Summary:

There they were, naked as the day they were born, lounging in the woods like a pair of – not nymphs. What was the boy version of a nymph? Satyrs, perhaps. A pair of handsome naked satyrs sunning themselves on the warm grass. It was so very like being inside a painting. He could just see it in the national gallery, pastoral scene with river and naked satyrs. The afternoon seemed so fragile. He couldn’t shake the feeling that someday soon he’d turn to Steven and say do you remember that planet – with the forest – we played naked in the river like boys and then we lay on the grass and you fed me berries? and Steven would look at him like he was losing his mind.

[lexie-squirrel]

[ourteyeseen]

I wasn’t lying when I said Ian is slowly becoming one of my favourite companions of doctor who

(I’m sorry this isn’t Magnus protocol related i have other interests lol) I haven’t drawn grey scale for so long

[babyindeath]

these little aliens in doctor who c. 1964

[hays-code-evader]

Reading the Wikipedia pages for 1910s films is like

"Made on a budget of $75, the film was an unexpected smash hit, selling out theaters across the country. Thought lost after a vault fire in Paris in 1954, a full print was discovered in a Brazilian nursing home in 2013, where it was being used as a doorstop."

[lexie-squirrel]

[phoebefeastofsteven]

Welp. I'm officially joining the club of about 5 people who have bought non Doctor Who Big Finish

[a-dandy-and-a-clown]

there she goes

[mipper42]

i forgot heather existed until i found one of my childhood dr who mags and was jumpscared by the mccrimmon bloodline.anyway i think it would be funny if one of jamie's ancestors was just a carbon copy of him. jamie 2

[phoebefeastofsteven]

This is undoubtedly very low-effort, but I felt the need to make a cute Adam edit so here this is!

[when-i-say-run]

Second Doctor Comedy Twirls

[penny-anna]

Anyway here is my take:

I think trying to make a movie out of The Odyssey (not the story of Odysseus, but The Odyssey as in the poem) is a bit of a doomed endeavour as the structure of The Odyssey simply does not jive with the structure of the Hollywood movie

I think you COULD make a good movie out of the odyssey but would need to engage w the fact that it's a work which veers back and forth between fantasy and realism; that it's a story told out of chronogical order; and also that it is a Trickster Hero story first and foremost. It is perhaps best done as a comedy but with the occasional shocking swerve into graphic violence.

[penny-anna]

Here are my opinions:

The Odyssey should be a musical but ☝️only some of the time. When Odysseus is narrating? Musical. Penelope and Telemachus on Ithaca? 🙅‍♀️

Odysseus can break the fourth wall during the parts where he's narrating.

Movie opens with Odysseus inside Charybdis, whirling around and around clinging to a tiny raft and screaming. *Freeze frame* yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices