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@phoenix-1014
You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.
it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.
Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles
He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor
When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.
WHAT
He HAD to die in 1973 because
3 rings for the elven kings under the sky,
7 for the dwarf lords on their halls of stone,
9 for mortal men doomed to die
1 ring for the dark lord on his dark throne.
Since the moon is brighter and closer during winter, does that mean werewolves fuck harder?
The worst thing I ever did at a D&D table was when our DM ran out of place name ideas and told us the name of the port town we needed to go to was "Bar Harbor".
So I tricked him into roleplaying the slightly-too-helpful town guard into giving us directions to- Well you see, the party has been out in the wilderness for like a MONTH, we're all a mess, the dwarf's beard is out of control, so can you tell us- Where can we find the Bar Harbor Barber?
But we were not done. We each took turns, like a pack of velociraptors.
We also had Dryad in the party and a few of her branches got broken in a fight and now her whole canopy is unbalanced and it looks awful, but she really needs to see a specialist, is there a Bar Harbor Arbor Barber?
The Paladin also wanted to look in on a small church he'd heard of, that the city had a patron saint, who was boiled alive in a cauldron of ale, so where is the temple of the Bar Harbor Larger Martyr?
It was around this point that Chris started to tire of this nonsense.
The bard, naturally, wanted to go carousing, and he'd heard this town had some of the most attentive and welcoming Ladies of the Night on the continent, known by thier brightly colored stocking bands, so had he seen any of the Bar harbor Ardor Parlor Farber Garters?
Chris immediately escalated to threats of a Total Party Kill.
Unfortunately, I'd had time to prepare and-
"What do you want?"
"I just wanted to know if you'd seen my cousin."
"...Your cousin?"
"Yeah, I know it's a long shot, but he's got a pretty distinctive appearence and you might have seen him around town."
"Oh No-"
"Okay so he's Welsh and the whole family used to be in the wagon-making business but he got into clothes manufacture until there was an accident with a lamp black dye and now he's permanently stained a sooty color and that really turns heads, so now he's got a job drawing in crowds for the city funded swap meet- no, not the Drow that also works there, I mean like the inside of a fireplace- anyway, he got tired of people mixing the two of them up so he started wearing this fancy armor with a magical +1 charisma bonus-"
"Gallus I swear to God I *WILL* Summon the Tarraqsue-"
"-So have you seen my cousin, Arthur Carter, former Sartor but now he's the Darker Harker for the Charter Barter of Bar Harbor, the one with the Charmer Armor?"
Amazingly, we survived the Tarrasque.
You do realise Bar Harbor is a real place, right? It’s in Maine:
Important Clarification:
Chris the DM is FROM Bar Harbor, Maine.
We did this to his Home Town.
I T I S T I M E
IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
Happy Orctober! Have a cowboy witch for spooky season
A man in Inner Mongolia, China, comparing the sizes of goats at different ages.
English added by me :)
I love the end.
Goat: MAHHH!
Man, in response: BAHHHH!
I recently reread a few of your heathway hollow Storys (and all the pirate stuff and almost all of the ruby stuff too. Ups)
And can't stop thinking about the offering stuff for mates. Like. Imagine there are coming 10 new people at once and on each a werewolf imprints. And somewhere is a very stressed ranger worrying about wildlife.
"you are the FITH this week who want to hunt for elk. If that keeps going, they'll get extingt around here!" "I do not care how much you love them. If you want to get them a bear it better be a plushie" "wha-? You want to offer them a WOLF, because they are scarred of Wolfes, and you want to show them how you can protect them?!? ONE MORE WORD ABOUT THIS NONSENS AND I OFFER YOU!!! The wolf population is already unstable around here!!"
Poor lad :')
This is actually something I have thought about. (Really also need to add a beleaguered ranger station of like dryads and nymphs or something.) Just the rangers having argument with the main werewolf council and how they need to start getting creative with their mating rituals.
Adam: I think we’re pretty creative
Ranger: says the werewolf who is also a butcher
Winona: Billy’s son did it with mushrooms one time
Ranger: yes, yes he did. I remember that. WHEN HE DUG UP THE MUSHROOMS THAT DOUG WAS CULTIVATING FOR HIS JOB!
Doug: it was a roped off area
Billy: *ducks down*
Ranger: You need to realize the forest is a delicate ecosystem! Y’all hunting to bone isn’t as cute as it was 30 years ago.
Adam: Bone? BONE???
Hey guys!
Kaizu and I will be participating in the Etsy strike coming up from April 11th to the 18th!
Our shop will be put on vacation mode so sales will not be possible.
The Etsy strike is to protest the recent increase in fees. Etsy has announced record profits but still increased fees by 30% and have over the last few years been making the site inhospitable to small creators.
Please help support this strike by not buying anything from Etsy during the week of April 11th.
Here's a link to a petition outlining the exact demands from the strike and also more information on how some changes have harmed small creators.
Thank you!
Please spread the word if you can! Crim and I are putting our shop on hiatus— and if you’re a creator on Etsy, and can afford to do so, we hope you do the same!
I’ll also be putting my shop on holiday mode!
I’ll be participating in this too! Please spread the word - this late-stage capitalism lark is getting ridiculous!!
TO UKRAINIAN FRIENDS
If you are looking for an emergency exit from Ukraine, Poland will open EIGHT safety points on the border with Ukraine (you will get warm food, medical help and from there you will be guided to safety) in two of our voivodeships: lubuskie and podkarpackie. It is confirmed by the Polish Secretary of State in the Chancellery of the Prime Minister, Paweł Szefernaker.
SOURCES:
https://www.rp.pl/konflikty-zbrojne/art35748991-szefernaker-na-granicy-z-ukraina-powstaja-punkty-recepcyjne-dla-uchodzcow
https://www.wprost.pl/polityka/10633681/polska-reaguje-na-agresje-rosji-na-ukraine-powstana-punkty-dla-uchodzcow.html
I've marked those voivodeships on the map!
Please share because it can save lives!!!!!!
EDIT: THERE WILL BE NINE SAFETY POINTS IN THE FOLLOWING PLACES: Dorohusk, Dołhobyczów, Zosin, Hrebenne, Korczowa, Medyka, Budomierz, Krościenko and in Przemyśl organized on the train station.
SOURCE: https://www.gazetaprawna.pl/wiadomosci/kraj/artykuly/8365281,punkty-recepcyjne-granica-z-ukraina-uchodzcy.html
EDIT2: ADDITIONAL HELP FROM MY UNIVERSITY LOCATED IN THE SOUTH OF POLAND (more precisely in Katowice or Sosnowiec):
"Dear!
Members of the community of the University of Silesia!
Today we are all Ukrainians.
Twice in our history we have been deprived of our own state by the aggression of empires, and thus cut off from the sovereign exercise of the rights and values of a free, democratic world. Without this foundation, the real university cannot exist as well.
Our Ukrainian friends, we understand your suffering, we join in indignation and protest against the aggression of the Russian regime, we declare all possible help.
Our community consists of students, PhD students and employees from many former Soviet republics. We assure you that everyone who respects the rights of our community will find peaceful shelter, and good conditions for studying, research and work here. Please, be attentive to anyone who needs help in this difficult time.
For specific activities, Plenipotentiary of the Rector for Aid for Ukraine was appointed (Sylwia Ledwoch, phone number: 573 490 580), to whom you can report both the need for aid, and support initiatives, including the willingness to individually get involved in helping (food collection, support in finding a job or a flat, medical assistance, etc.). Additionally, we are preparing system support for studying and working people from Ukraine regarding education, legal advice, health and psychological advice, as well as support in finding a job or a place to live. You might also be interested in help from our translators and interpreters.
The Student Government of the University of Silesia, the Doctoral Student Government, and the Student Legal Clinic at the Faculty of Law and Administration is at your disposal and declares any help in matters related to studying and residing in Poland.
We are available via e-mail: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
In the following days, we will launch a website with all necessary information on our actions and support.
We hope that Ukraine will defend the most precious value of any country – independence – and the civilised world will save the global peace.
Let’s be together in mutual help.
HM Rector of the University of Silesia
Student Government of the University of Silesia
Doctoral Student Government of the University of Silesia"
SOURCE: https://us.edu.pl/solidarni-z-ukraina
The letter written by the university authorities was posted in four languages!
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Unsplash - photography, illustration, and art
Pixabay - same as unsplash
Pexels - stock photos and videos
Stockvault.net - stock photos
freepngimg - icons, pictures and clipart
Veceezy - vectors and clipart
Kissclipart and kissPNG - more vectors and clipart (often transparent!)
Getdrawings - simplistic images and drawing tutorials
Gumroad - photoshop brushes (and more)
Canva - needs login but has lots of templates
Library of Congress - historical posters and photos
NASA - you guessed it
Creative Commons - all kinds of stuff, homie
Even Adobe has some free images
There are so many ways to make moodboards, bookcovers, and icons without infringing copyright! As artists, authors, and other creatives, we need to be especially careful not to use someone else’s work and pass it off as our own.
Please add on if you know any more sites for free images <3
Thanks for the information!!
I will reblog this everytime i see it
Ok so while we’re at this, I just checked out Unsplash, and it’s an AMAZING site for free images?
Reblogging because useful and because f*ck P**terest
What's Coming to my Patreon & What You Can Enjoy Now
I figured since I'm not creating content anymore I would show you all what I am doing!
Over on my patreon you'll be getting special previews, rough drafts, and completed works twice a week. This also includes a CYOA chapter every week (on hiatus until my dad's surgery is done and he's settled), polls, mindless ramblings, access to my discord server (starting at $1!), plus monthly mail outs with stickers and prints (but you know this. Not to mention my entire catalog of works, all accessible starting at $3.
If this tempts you then go ahead and sign up to my Patreon and come join us over on discord instantly!
Anyways, what's coming to Patreon in February?
A manitcore story, where the monster is based on Heisenberg from Resident Evil 8.
A trans masculine (correct my terminology if needed) rakshasa based on the pink panther! (very excited for reactions to this one)
A lizard-man repairman with a bit of a green thumb (no pun intended).
A modern day centaur in an office setting who helps the main character through a scandal. (This one is two parts)
My old long-form work 'The Huntress in the Castle' hopefully edited and reworked for a newer audience, also another place to read since I removed everything from wattpad.
A story taking place in Miror about teapot mimics and a magic wood.
Oh but wait! there's over thirty stories that are on Patreon that have no been published anywhere else. These include:
A six-part vampire horror story
A romantic vampire story about Greasers.
A dark romance trilogy featuring a mysterious man in a mask.
Lesbian moth-women and a murder mystery.
The legend of Dasamiza continues when three new statues at the theatre spring to life representing drama, music, and dance.
Miror gets its Caterpillar, who is a seductive bratty caretaker of Miror's royal library.
The story of the Goddess Alice is also told as a queen attempts to assassinate her step-daughter but she is rescued by a mysterious set of twins and their ethereal caretaker.
My novel writing attempt You're Dead which so far as nine chapters.
Rhazien the Orc gets a remasters first chapter and two new chapters.
A tiefling story of High school sweethearts that go on an outing.
Finally, a goblin barbarian women visiting her favorite pub in the world for some raunchy stress relief.
Now if you're sold, you can go over to patreon and enjoy all the fun!
(Don't forget that reblog = support!)
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Can confirm.
