the diary of a phoenix drop villager

just a simple maiden who made the mistake(?) of running away to a chaotic village

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diary table of contents

season 1

~read the tags for every post hehe ;)

 prologue

1. another prologue, other prologue, and uuuhh other prologue ?

2. running from marriage

3. cursed boat

4. shootings, kidnappings, and more marriage

5. pathetic gardens and evading marriage

6. playing nurse, sus guard in training, and...questionable lordship 

7. a terrible casualty </3

8. playing nurse part 2, sus guard in training part 2, and better lordship

9. playing nurse to the most beautiful not dying man

10. minding my buisness 

11. mysterious baby, chatty lordship, and jumping out windows

12. the curse of knowing and seeing too much

13. weird girl

14. attempted thanks, jumping out of windows, donna dearest jumping to conclusions, and flower crowns

15. embarrassing poor teen runaway things ugh

16. being mothered and dale spilling medium warm tea

17. weird girl part 2

18. her lordship going on a search and the curse of knowing and seeing too much strikes again

19. satisfying my curiosity but at what cost (maybe clawing my eyes out)

20. slightly directionless, kind head guard, busy donna, vibing with zoey and levin <3

21. realizations </3 but oh well

22. not even close to my name but good enough

23. much less pretentious

24. don’t even know where to start

25. what happened

26. garroth in the mines

27. babe house

28. donna. why.

29. long haired orange man and minding my business

30. it’s not my fault I’m the only youth in this village

31. head guard of meteli

to be continued soon <3

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Does the head guard of Meteli not have like. Things to do in Meteli. Whatever.

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I'm so glad to see Daisy posting :)

:3

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does this fucking village even have an economy

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ignoring that the nanny is into the head guard and the head guard is into the lady and the lady is into no one and also the nanny is raising the lady’s child with the head guard and all of it is basically just a co-parenting throuple

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dear diary,

something shifted in the universe….a diva is near….

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nobody:

Daisy texting Garroth at 3 am on a Tuesday:

[thicclaurance]

Do y’all think the Phoenix Drop Villager could convince Donna to leave Logan for me?

[lukenotskywlkr]

@phoenix-drop-villager please we’re begging

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they already made me the flower girl y’all

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what are your opinions on the head guard of meteli?

He seems like a nice enough guy and I found his and Lady Aphmau’s banter funny and it became even funnier when I noticed how much it bothers Garroth. I was a bit scared though that the head guard of Meteli’s flirtatiousness would mean he would be kinda creepy but he’s actually very respectful. I guess he’s just really into Lady Aphmau. I was sitting at the docks while pondering life and sewing a new and slightly less shitty teddy bear for Levin and he made polite conversation and told me his sister likes to sew too. his hair is atrocious tho

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I gave up minding my business okay so it turns out Sasha really was sus and sus maybe in a very bad demonic like Zenix way and obviously I’m not supposed to know this and i only know because I was checking out all the damage at the somewhat newly built houses while Lady Aphmau and the Meteli head guard were talking about Sasha and THE FUCKING NETHER?? I don’t even know. anyway I think Garroth has noticed my tend to see and hear things I shouldn’t and I literally don’t know HOW he’s caught on to me?? actually okay we did hang around each other a lot when Lady Aphmau was searching for Levins mom so I think he just caught onto my general shenanigans. I should really remember that he’s literally a head guard and like. good at his job. not just some helmet headed dork. in my defense it’s kinda hard to see him as a high and mighty guard when he’s still terrified every time he has to change a diaper but whatever. so yeah I was eavesdropping and I guess this helmet headed ass followed and scared the absolute shit out of me oh my god. there was just suddenly a chain mailed hand on my shoulder all like “And what exactly do you think you’re doing”. I swear I felt my soul leave my body.

Luckily the lady and the Meteli head guard were already walking off and their conversation was pretty much finished so they didn’t see or hear me or Garroth but. I was promptly dragged over to the babe house but it was depressingly empty and it looks more like a shack then a house honestly so he kinda paused and looked at me for a sec before sighing and instead dragging me up to Lady Aphmau’s house and dropping me with Zoey and Levin and leaving but not before telling me that sneaking and listening to things I shouldn’t was impolite. ugh.

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Bestie Garroth 🤜🏼🤛 bestie (confused) Daisy

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The headguard of Meteli is here for some reason I don't know, I don't care, I don't wanna know, but a very grumpy Garroth did tell me as he watched Lady Aphmau and Meteli's head guard on the docks and I was picking through the ruins of Lady Aphmau's obliterated house that it had something to do with a chicken shaman, so there's that. 

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so Donna and Logan are getting married soon and Donna asked Lady Aphmau to be the maid of honor which is fine and all tbh I really didn’t want that responsibility but she’s asked me to be the fucking flower girl

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not to be ungrateful but Lady Aphmau somehow completely fucked up rebuilding the babe house

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How do you think the head guard is feeling about the whole Zenix thing? I’ve heard he was very close to him

from what I saw in the mines, he’s in shambles. it takes one runaway to know another and I think his face being revealed really added an extra layer of pain so when I did end up giving him a scarf, I made a big show of covering my eyes and acting like I still didn’t know what he looked like. I think it cheered him up a little.

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so the day started peaceful right. woke up to Donna squealing about being engaged (they got engaged a week ago and she still wakes me up like this) . Logan’s chill and gives me some free sewing needles and thread and says it’s because of Donna pestering him but I’m pretty sure I’ve just grown on him. anyway I walked on over to the lordships house because Levins burrowed himself into cold dead heart and I’m actually excited to see his cute baby self everyday. I’m usually there from morning to evening the past few weeks because it’s nice to have something to do and definitely not because Zoeys maternal presence soothes my mommy issues and Levin is adorable and I don’t want to leave. But this time I stay until it’s nighttime because Donna gets home late and the babe house is painfully lonely and the moment I step out the front door to go home I see red eyes and a face that says murder so I fucking scream of course and then realize it’s Zenix and scream again because ngl he’s always been creepy and I run back inside and shut front door and he’s trying to fucking get in so I barricade the door and I’m yelling for Zoey so she runs up and sees what’s happening and hands me the baby and tells me to go downstairs and she starts doing some barrier magic stuff so I run to the baby’s room, trying to soothe said baby because now he’s awake and freaked out, and tuck myself in the corner of the room while clutching the child and there’s fucking explosions and shit happening. And the next few hours were just that. Listening to random explosions and hearing what literally sounds like a battle going on outside the house and demented roaring from Zenix I guess. and im just rocking Levin, wondering if everyone’s dead or dying.

It isn’t until the sun has come up that everything’s quiet and Zoey comes downstairs to tell me everything’s fine and Zenix is gone. but everything is very much not fine and more then half the village is blown up and there’s only a hand full of villagers now and I immediately ran to the plaza to see if Donnas alive and she is thank Irene but she was a whole mess, sobbing while tending to a unconscious librarian, because she thought I died. but everyone I’ve lowkey grown attached to is alive so. i guess maybe it is fine.

the lord returned from her travels in time to see the aftermath and I guess Garroth lost his helmet so I went down to the mines where he was hiding to give him a scarf to at least hide half his face since he’s honestly become kinda big brotherly. like asking how I am and shit and lightly making fun of me but still helping when I tend to my pathetic garden and me making fun of him for being scared of changing Levins diaper. I don’t really feel awkward around him anymore. anyway I go down to the mines only to see and hear the lady talking to him and. I guess Zenix is responsible for a lord dying and came here to kill Levin? And Lady Aphmau is just. Saying these 2 things are unrelated. so I dashed on over to the dead lords house to grab a slightly soot covered baby toy and brought it to Levin and I have never seen him so excited over a toy before. so.

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so it really was the calm before the storm. what the fuck zenix.