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swan2swan

All right, guys, the rest of tonight is (possibly) going to be spent tracking the progress on the Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container ship that ran aground in the Suez Canal and is currently struck.

LOOK AT THIS.

Because, yes, if that picture doesn’t clue you into just HOW BIG OF A PROBLEM THIS IS…

ALL OF THIS

Just look at this disaster.

sainamoonshine

oh this is dated March 23 this is TODAY

swan2swan

Yes, I just checked the Marine Traffic website and this is live:

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excavator tries to help

littlemisspipebomb

I feel a need to give some context here. This isn’t some just blocking off a random port in some region of whatever country.

THIS FUCKER IS STOPPING A LOT OF SHIT some days you may fuck up bad. But you never fuck up this bad.

girlbookwrm

Maybe you think a ship is problematic, but ask yourself this: is it wedged sideways in the suez canal disrupting 12% of global maritime trade?

starei

if ur kind then ur hot i don't make the rules

starei

I'm manifesting love not only for myself, but for every single person who has ever shown me an ounce of kindness ever

rslashrats

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

kimegumi

i never once had a slice of cheesecake in my life in fact i thought it was something that only existed on the IPU (icarly pearpad universe)

rslashrats

i want to study you

quibbs

clink clink… the sound of abbys collection alerting the clickers

roxaxs

THE LAST OF US PART II takes seven wins at The Game Awards 2020

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In Conclusion;

chwntel

𝗷𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗹𝘆𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝘀𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗮 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀

♡ 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗿𝗲𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗴 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝘁 [𝘅]

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why are birds so cursed

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A Non-Comprehensive List of Birds That Piss Me Off

1. Dracula Parrot. This thing pisses me off like, a bunch

2. King Vulture. the felted craft project equivalent of a haunted ventriloquist dummy

i will never not resent this bird

3. Jacana Bird. This is the most unnecessary cursed nonsense. i deserve an apology for having to look at this. I can feel its fingers stroking my ears

No it does not have SIX FREAKING LIMBS. it’s carrying its stupid creepy spawn under its wings. A+ parents but still, piss off. even the normal 2 legged version isn’t much better

put those AWAY.

4. The Shoebill, which i’m sure we’re all sick of hearing about. this thing is the epitome of a crappy photorealistic cgi disney villainy. i despise this bird.

also this is what they look like standing up. i just feel like i shouldn’t have to deal with that, i really do.

5. Inca Tern. truly, hipsters ruin everything

6. Tragopan. it looks like a star wars species, which i dislike on principle

7. The Secretary Bird. it wears yoga pants.

also i’m uncomfortable with the length of its eyelashes

8. finally, i really dislike this one specific parakeet

in conclusion, these birds exist to haunt me and this knowledge is a burden. birds exist to observe our sin; always watching, they are filled with malice. flee from them