Keef Ripper

i live in St. Louis i suck at beer pong and im worse at maintaining platonic relationships

[dreamybpd]

me: *just chilin*

brain: hey guess what

me: what

brain: sudden overwhelming sadness, that’s what

me:

me, softly: come on, man

[ink-pedia]

Didac Gonzalez

[centronorth]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[squidwardsupportgroup]

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

[cungadero]

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh held

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[netals]

[vivienvalentino]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) dir. Michel Gondry 

[mitski-miyawakis]

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

[afrorevolution]

I never want my marriage to be based on toleration.

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

*relationship

[thestoicgod]

*existence

[1-ofthecoolkids2-deactivated201]

*Time spent

[asimpletwin-deactivated20181020]

My lower back is killing me…

[beyonceisstraight]

I must confess i still believe….

[frevin]

very ridiculous that i am expected to graduate college and then do something else after that

[mariopowertennis]

tiddies so big call her boobonic plague

Hi there! I didn’t ask for this 

[melchiorgabor]

yesterday my first table at work was 4 complete shitholes who yelled at me twice before i even took their food order and almost made me cry. before they ate, they all bowed their heads to pray.

so on the top of their receipt i wrote “hebrews 13:2″ and they went WILD. they LOVED IT. they tipped me over 20% for my “education fund”.

hebrews 13:2 is “do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it”, and i really hope they got home and looked it up and realized that i am, in fact, a petty fucking bitch

[katnip17]

Bravo!

[peachpiefuckingangeldeath-deact]

girl…

[naik2seki]

who she fuck? shrek?????

[rosaryemoji]

Bryson I’m gonna slap u for making me read all of this

[kingjaffejoffer]