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engagingchevrons

sg1 + character tropes: jack o'neill

spacepearl

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021

That was this year?

slimes-on-you

meanwhilebackinthedungeon

– Angela Rizza

Eowyn vs Nazgul

whitepeopletwitter

ameliaglitter

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

justicewitch

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

darktownboykisser

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

formerlystarsongs-deactivated20

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

comradesaucegay

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

comradesaucegay

and so it begins..

voxiferous-deactivated20171119

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

iopele

… this photo makes the whole thing so much better and I cannot stop laughing help I need oxygen

70sscifiart

Peter Elson

krimzon-haven

The boots for my Jak cosplay! I’ll put better pics of the whole cosplay later but I’m just so happy with how this came out!

[EDIT] I should probably add that I didn’t make these but had this cosplay commissioned! I will try to have more pics up either later this week OR sometime during the convention I’m going to November 2nd-4th. The lady that made this HAS SKILLZ and I really appreciate her making this for me. It’s a childhood dream of mine to cosplay Jak (specifically from the 2nd game) and to finally be able to do so is just MMMMM.

kropotkindersurprise

November 7 2014 - Farmers in France protest government agricultural policies by covering government buildings in manure and pelting police with apples. [video]/[another video]

biglawbear

USA needs some lessons

Just start fucking chucking shit at Republicans

torukun1

highrankingdemoness‌:

Please stop raising sheltered daughters if you’re raising your sons to be the men you wouldn’t want them to date.

You were so afraid of having a slut of a daughter now you have a 24 year old inexperienced woman who thinks everyone is going to be as fair as she is and is too afraid to speak up and willing to date any cretin who shows her an ounce of kindness because you never let her build character or test her boundaries ‘cause you were more concerned with putting her virginity on a pedestal than letting her be a human being, thanks.