Fandoms: Right now I'm mostly here for various audio dramas, especially Malevolent; some other favs are Camp Here & There, Magnus Archives & Protocol, and Silt Verses. Pretty fond of horror and weird fiction in general. Further back some people know me from TWEWY fandom, which I'm not currently active in but does have my heart forever (and I do still hope to finish That Fic someday.)
Will be back to add some info to this post about current fic projects, personal tags and whatnot!
helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury
another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that
finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)
Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.
Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.
I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.
often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?
Doing a re listen and Inside my pretty little head, Eskew is a city in the Silt Verses universe. You can't help but falling in love with her. It demands your adoration.
That being said, I'm sure Carpenter would burn the whole thing to the ground
Look, I talk a big game about maintaining the integrity and finality of stories, but on the other hand:
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We are thrilled to announce that Artist and Pinch Hitter signups are open for the Malevolent Big Bang 2026!
Once you submit your signup form, you will be sent an email with an invitation to the event Discord server within 24 hours. If you are already in the event Discord, you will still receive this email, but you do not have to leave and rejoin the server–simply reintroduce yourself in the intros channel after you have submitted your signup form. We ask that all participants join the server for the duration of the event, though we will also be sending out all important event information via email as well as via the Discord server. If you do not receive an email, please send us an ask or email [email protected].
Artist Sign-up
-> Artist sign-up is open from July 13th, 2026 until 11:59 pm EDT on July 22nd.
-> Artists will be assigned to a single fic for this event.
-> Must be 18+ at time of sign up.
-> The permitted forms of art are digital/scanned art, podfic (an audio recording of a fic read aloud), physical artworks (including bookbinding, embroidery, jewelry, knitting/crochet, papercrafting, quilting, sculpture, etc.), and other digital artforms such as fanvideos, musical compositions, etc. If you’re unsure if your art form qualifies, please send us an ask!
-> Please note that artworks made with generative AI are not acceptable for this event.
Welcome to the 2026 Malevolent Big Bang. We're so excited to work with you!
If you are interested in participating in this event as an arti
Pinch Hitter Sign-up
-> Pinch Hitter sign-up is open from July 13th, 2026 until 11:59 pm EDT on July 29th.
-> In the event that we cannot find an artist match for a fic via the standard matching process, or a writer becomes unpaired due to artist drops, we will contact those who have registered as pinch hitters to help out.
-> There is no guarantee that a fic will go up for a pinch hit during this event; please keep this in mind when signing up to be a pinch hitter.
-> Must be 18+ at time of sign up.
Welcome to the 2026 Malevolent Big Bang. We're so excited to work with you!
If you are interested in participating in this event as a pinch
If you are interested in participating as both an artist and a pinch hitter, please fill out both forms.
Be sure to read the Rules, FAQ, and review the event schedule before signing up. Looking forward to kicking off the 2026 season!
Malevolent Big Bang 2026: Writer and Beta Sign Ups are OPEN!
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Hello everyone! We're happy to announce that writer and beta sign up forms are now open.
Once you submit your signup form, you will be sent an email with an invitation to the event Discord server within 24 hours. If you are already in the event Discord, you will still receive this email, but you do not have to leave and rejoin the server – simply reintroduce yourself in the intros channel after you have submitted your signup form. We ask that all participants join the server for the duration of the event, though we will be sending out all important event information via email as well as via the Discord server. If you do not receive an email, please send us an ask or email [email protected].
Writer Sign-up
-> Writer sign-up is open from May 1st, 2026 until 11:59 pm EDT on May 10th.
-> Writers will commit to writing one (1) fic of at least 5,000 words. Fics must be standalone works centered around Malevolent canon.
-> Must be 18+ at time of sign up.
Welcome to the 2026 Malevolent Big Bang. We're so excited to work with you!
If you are interested in participating in this event as a write
Beta Sign-up
-> Beta reader sign-up is open from May 1st, 2026 until 11:59 pm EDT on July 12th.
-> Writers will request beta readers based on information provided in the sign up form (what topics you want to beta for, maximum word count, etc). Be as specific as possible when answering the questions!
-> Must be 18+ at time of sign up.
Welcome to the 2026 Malevolent Big Bang. We're so excited to work with you!
If you are interested in participating in this event as a beta
Be sure to read the Rules, FAQ, and review the event schedule before signing up. Looking forward to kicking off the 2026 season!
Quick reminder that Beta Reader signups are still open! If you'd like to participate in the event as a beta, simply use the link above to sign up anytime before July 12th.
Just a reminder that today is the last day for beta signups! If you’d like to participate as a beta in this year’s bang, please fill out the form above by today, July 12th, at 11:59 EST! Please be sure to check out our rules, FAQ, and submit the signup form above to participate as a beta reader!
You know on this most joyous of days , I know people will come with the usual “We shouldn’t celebrate someone’s death” and I say we ABSOLUTELY should
Let’s all remember that the man , and others like him wake up every day and decide they’re going to harm your friends , your family , innocents who have no way to defend themselves against the power they all wield . And they gladly do so to get a little more powerful than the day before
They don’t get to expect humanity when they’ve spent their miserable lives depriving us of our own
So by all means , be tasteless. Decide what dance to do on his grave .He may be replaced by another viper , but for now the worlds a somewhat better place for him being gone
