The Land Of Milk and Honeys

Hello! I'm Jesse and you have wandered onto my page. 30 She/Her 30/12/2023🏳️‍⚧️

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[anarchohannibalism]

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

[runby2]

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

[forlorngarden]

kind of crazy how they drop this bar like 20 minutes into the game. let me get up let me get uppp

[persephonaae]

Tarnished, before thou continueth upon this journey, I must take the time to send hate anon to Marika’s blog.

[pointnclick]

[samreich]

four equally well-fitted suits

[gingik]

Alright, you've got two choices here: trust yamada ryo... or check the links. So what's it gonna be? Huh? Huh? Trust Yamada Ryo (yada ryo).. or Check The Links (link)

[terraswallows]

So proud of them!!!

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[zoesupreme]

[passthenewport]

I THINK IM BOUTA STEAL

[emnesoi0]

the penis gnomes are fucking my music hole

[tlirsgender]

Many jokes about packers flopping out and bouncing away and such but I still wasn't prepared for how genuinely disconcerting it is for a second when your brain has accepted this as Part Of Your Body & your thang fell off. My pebis

[tlirsgender]

Every time I pull my pants down to go to the bathroom and watch My Penis go with them I have to like. Recalibrate

[fratboycipher]

(via @lunnefisk)

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

[acutecoral]

Some clarifications and an update

[biglawbear]

This person has more emotional intelligence and healthier skills in navigating relationships than most people

[thelensart]

i know it's not canon but i wanna think flygon flaps its wings like a dragonfly at perfect eardrum-explodey speed