This is a Jordan Haro (the voice actor for Dr Ratio) x Charlie Kirk smut fic. I made this for my friend originally (we are no longer friends but oh well) and I've decided I must share it with everyone. Disclaimer! I don't know anything about Honkai star rail let alone Dr Raito, so none of that information will be brought up. I've also done minimal googling about Tumblr's moderation and I have no idea if this will be allowed or not, fret not I have an old account so I will never truly be gone if something happens.
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Jordan sat in his room looking down at the little baggie labeled 'shrooms' that he got from tiktok shop. He opened them up and took a little wiff, they just smelt like dirt, he hoped that he wasn't scammed.
He didn't know how he was supposed to properly use them so he just put one in his mouth and began to chew, hoping for the best. "Here goes nothing!"
He sat there for awhile, watching memorial videos for his idol, Charlie Kirk. "Gone too soon... he was just misunderstood! They could never make me hate you Char Char..." He caressed the screen.
"That is so sweet!" A voice called out to him. Huh?! Where had that come from, nobody else was home! Jorden whipped his head up and was shocked to see the man himself, Charlie mother fucking Kirk! Jorden felt himself about to fangirl and had to suppress that down.
"It can't really be you... can it?" He asked nervously, he'd never been in the presence of such a legend before, he didn't know what to do with himself.
"It is me, the masterdebater himself. Charlie Kirk." He announced proudly. "But what are you doing here? Aren't you dead?" He began to tear up at just the thought, he remembered how Charlie's children were there and ran to his body crying while his wife sobbed loudly and uncontrollably.
"Shhhh shhhh. No need to worry about all of that... here let me help you take your mind off of things." He bent down and sat right next to Jorden to wipe his tears away before his hand reached for his belt buckle.
"Whoa! That's really sudden Charlie... are you sure you want to? Because... I'd let you." He looked away blushing, too shy to look Charlie in the eye. Charlie grabbed his chin, forcing him to look at him. "Look at me princess. Why would you ever doubt that I wanted to do this, I would *love* to do this for you. I must have you know... I'm far from vanilla, is that alright with you?"
"Oh yes, Kirk! What will you do to me? Please tell me you'll put your pinky toe inside my aching hole!" He begged him, looking at him needily. Charlie laughed "Oh that's close actually! I was going to rub my toes on your penis!"
Jorden felt his cock twitch at the thought... God how can someone be so unintentionally sexy? "You don't need to waste anymore time, I would adore that!"
Charlie went back to unbuttoning Jorden's pants, once he got them off he rubbed at the bulge in his boxers with his foot, "Is that good?" Charlie asked his voice teasing. "S-so good!" Jorden whimpered and bucked his hips up, his cock aching for what's to come.
"Want me to get to the main course?" He wiggled his toes on his bulge enjoying the way the man beneath him wiggled around. "Yes! Yes please!" He whined out desperately. "Well I suppose I can stop teasing you, try not to cum too fast, alright?"
Charlie teased the waistband of Jorden's boxers before he finally pulled them down to reveal his penis. It was a whopping 1inch, and he was uncut so it kind of just looked like a piece of flabby skin between his legs, but even with its flaws Charlie loved it, infact it looked similar to his own! "Oh my mint majesty tea with two honeys! It's beautiful!"
Jorden blushed shyly at that. "R-really? You think so?"
"Oh yes! I cannot wait to put my little toes on that!" He teased the skin with his big toe, getting a moan from Jorden. He took his time with it not wanting to rush things too fast, he wanted to get the flab nice and wet before anything else could happen. "I promise my love, I will toe fuck your foreskin soon enough, just have patience please." He assured the moaning mess that is Jorden.
Once precum was covering the small mound he deemed it time, slowly slipping his little toe into his foreskin and moving it in and out like it's a vagina or rectum. He went at a snails pace, just to stretch it open more before he added more toes in, feeling the skin tightly around them. He decided enough was enough and pulled the skin all the way back so he could see his little member. "Aw, it looks like a smushed venna sausage!" He cooed at the little thing and Jorden looked away again "Don't tease me Kirky..."
Charlie rubbed his big toe on Jorden's tip, spreading more precum around on it... God that's alot of precum, are we sure Jorden didn't actually jizz himself? I mean, with the amount of foreskin it probably just caught it all and kept it inside. Anyway, Charlie started to move his toes faster on his tip drawing moan after moan from Jorden. He threw his head back while mewling from pleasure. He'd never had such a great experience before, maybe he just discovered the secret key to pleasure: Toes! Who would've thought, all this time the answer for the best orgasm was really just toes? Certainly not Jorden considering nobody would ever do anything more than plan old missionary with him.
He felt himself hastily approaching his peak, "Oh Kirky-! It's gonna blow!" He always said that before cumming since his penis reminds him of a volcano. His hot seed sprayed out like a geyser, he might've peed a little bit.
His eyes had been closed as he came and when he opened them Charlie Kirk was nowhere to be seen. He looked down and his own toes were covered in cum! Did he hallucinate all of that? It all felt so real... there's no way! But it's undeniable considering his own feet had been jizzled on.
Jorden hallucinated Charlie Kirk giving him a foot job.
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If I spelt something wrong or my grammar is off don't tell me I'll cry. Not really, but in my defense I haven't posted fanfiction in years and I'm dyslexic ՞߹ - ߹՞
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