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"Don't write a check with your mouth that you can't cash with your ass." - Sucker Punch

[megarachne-deactivated20211209]

[alegbra-deactivated20131116]

wait just a fucking second

[californiawaste]

Cat rejection is worse than human rejection.

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[sasskuraoogami]

“Would you like to go on a witch hunt with me?”

[lilxanax-deactivated20131013]

This one time in 6th grade these three girls would bully me and call me a faggot so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was “worried about my friends dying of cancer” and they all got suspended and two of them got pulled out of the school by their moms

[cloudcuckoolander527]

[i-dreaminwords]

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

[girl-in-the-band25-deactivated2]

All the time.

[oneweek-ofdanger-deactivated201]

[adiostoreadumb]

Princess Bubblegum / Marceline / Photographer

Full album here

[beyondplusultra]

now hold up lets talk about geese

look

isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan

but see these fluffy little puffballs

aren’t they cute

yeah

they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN

LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP

IT HAS TEETH

THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH

TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE

THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP

THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING

THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND

THERE IS

NO

GOD

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

i’m sorry, sir, but “gotta go fast” is not an excuse to get out of speeding. wait what the fuck did you paint your skin blue

[homurakko-blog]

im so sorry

[rip-my-sanity]

OH MY GOD

[jammyplays]

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Visit Pallet Town Exports: Buy $99+

[pianocarcass-blog]

teachers: Dont talk to strangers in the internet.

Parents: Dont talk to strangers in the internet.

Everyone: Dont talk to strangers in the internet.

me: They are not strangers if we are in the same fandom

[imhitomishizuki]

i hurt my neck so I went to get a bag of ice, but I decided regular ice was boring

i added food colouring to it and now i have a bag of green ice it’s incredible

[pianocarcass-blog]

Did you hurt it while giving kyouske a b-j?

[urminex-deactivated20141116]

Scary monsters auf We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/65571349/via/XxXLOVEXxX

[zudilio]

Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

[salemkittie]

-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

[cuntrocket]

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

[prettyoddtragedy-deactivated201]

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

[philipisacatwhore-deactivated20]

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

[nbkatara]

[elpollodelamuerte-deactivated20]

I like how there is a large Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared fandom and none of us are in it willingly.

[sweet-bitsy]

I’ve noticed there is not a single piece of fanart

[de-pilo-pendet]

We all agreed to never be creative again. ever.

[theartofanimation]

Sakimichan

[xazuhira-deactivated20180701]

OH MY GOSH! THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL!!

[cathedral-s]

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