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Xander | he/him | discourse or fandom stuff idk | this blog is a shitshow so I probably wouldn't follow it

[demilypyro]

god is actually preventing the apocalypse cause he knows i’d look too damn good in a gas mask

[lindleland]

i have some good news for you

[whysoup-deactivated20210806]

Look at what you’ve done

[demilypyro]

Oh my god

[lillyjadethings-deactivated2019]

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Deploy the boy

[quorpiest]

[entertainmentnerdly]

*visible confusion* via /r/DoctorWhumour https://ift.tt/2VIzNdY

[transcrowleyy]

jo martin accidentally thanking a defunct sovereign state and then responding “oops wrong century!” is honestly the most doctor thing ever and proves that she’s perfect for the part lmao

[valtsv]

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

[valtsv]

this is the only constructive criticism i’ll accept on this post

[catchymemes]

[sar-kalu]

yeah this is one of those posts where you read it, scroll down, then go wait shit thats fucking hilarious and scroll back up to reblog

[rockformed-old123]

why does this scene from a 1950s rumplestiltkin short make me laugh so hard

[lordtobiasbenevactor]

HHHHDJOCOYPYC

[liquid-geodes]

“IT MAKES THE PLOT BETTER”

[squidster-theatrix]

Girl: *SMASHES HEAD THROUGH HAT*

Man: *is unfazed* *continues to negotiate terms of deal*

Hat: *is some hoW FINE AS SOON AS HE PUTS IT BACK ON IN THE NEXT SCENE*

Me: *is understandably more concerned about the hat than the girl*

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you do things to make the plot better

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah

[dangerhamster]

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

[arofili]

tag yourself i’m the entire “good” row (my queue tag is “something for queue” derived from “something for you” which means exactly Nothing)

[arofili]

what i’ve learned from this: none of you motherfuckers know how to use the queue function

[zimuschka]

Happy Birthday David Tennant 🌍💙

[movietonight]

"I'm spending my evening watching a Shakespeare play" sounds more intellectual than "I want to see David Tennant and Catherine Tate bicker but I've already watched Doctor Who"

[whitepeopletwitter]

[universeshardsold-deactivated20]

thirteen between spyfall and the finale

[thoscheitrashdhawan]

You know I just suddenly thought

Graham never had it explained to him what regeneration is and has just vaguely heard the phrase “when she was a man” a few times so he probably just thinks she’s trans and has had some very effective surgery

[susiephone]

i don’t watch doctor who but i have to say, i love the concept of the doctor and the master. there is something so fucking hilarious to me about the concept of “in every lifetime, in every timeline, no matter who we become or what we look like or where we end up, i promise, i will find you….. and dedicate every waking hour to antagonizing you, trying to kill you, and annoying the fuck out of you. until the end of time.” soulmates? more like soulhate. i love it.

[xiaoguiwang]

good omens is literally 107k words of idiot plot but like. well-executed

[xiaoguiwang]