Pierre

[jojamart-offical]

Guess who's back from the pits of hell? It's us, Joja! We apologize for the short disappearance, we've been having some troubles with... some of our investors. We will attempt to return to a nice schedule to ensure our lovely consumers keep consuming!

-Morris, Head Manager

[pierre-offical]

oh no

[jojamart-offical]

Should we at Joja put a JojaMart in Cindersap Forest and make the cottage-core lesbian experience the wonders of capitalism?

Yes!

Yes.

Voting ended onMay 24

[jojamart-offical]

This will definitely make Pierre go out of business and get the cottage-core lesbian to experience the joys of capitalism!!

-Morris, Head Manager

[pierre-offical]

>:(

[pierre-offical]

What do you think about the fact your daughter has been eating amethyst?

(I have seen her do it, it was horrifying but also cute)

…

WHAT

[cadbury-simp]

I'm... Guessing you didn't know..... She crunches on them like lollipops-

[pierre-offical]

Now I want to try one.

[cadbury-simp]

Huh, guess it runs in the family then- Harvey WOULD like to say though that he IS very concerned tho-

[pierre-offical]

Do you have one? Because that actually sounds pretty good

[pierre-offical]

What do you think about the fact your daughter has been eating amethyst?

(I have seen her do it, it was horrifying but also cute)

…

WHAT

[cadbury-simp]

I'm... Guessing you didn't know..... She crunches on them like lollipops-

[pierre-offical]

Now I want to try one.

[pierre-offical]

What do you think about the fact your daughter has been eating amethyst?

(I have seen her do it, it was horrifying but also cute)

…

WHAT

[pierre-offical]

How do you feel about people online wanting to steal your wife?

(I'm not one of them, don't worry (I'm more after your absolutely amazing daughter))

surprised.

[jojamart-offical]

-Holds my stardew valley cat(Shade) up in Morris's face rambling on about how he's been keeping all the crows away from my crops and isn't he just so cute-

Yep, mhm, that's lovely.... Are you going to buy something or just harass me with your feline?

-Morris, Head Manager

[pierre-offical]

keep harassing

[jojamart-offical]

Pierre gets swarmed by Junamos while the farmer and Morris watch on in smugness(Morris) and shock(farmer)

Yes. Harass that man, tiny.... creatures..?

-Morris, Head Manager

[pierre-offical]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[jojamart-offical]

We at JojaMart will give you a free Joja-Cola if you go fire bomb Pierre's store.

-Morris, Head Manager

[pierre-offical]

I’ll give you a discount if you bomb joja mart

[cadbury-simp]

Me, who has both two hands AND two fire bombs

;)

[pierre-offical]

thank you!

you now get one cent off of each purchase

[cadbury-simp]

Everyone is arguing about you two, when really, THE HAT MOUSE IS THE BEST SHOP KEEPER!!!!

Their just a lil guy 🥺

[pierre-offical]

no more discount

[jojamart-offical]

We at JojaMart will give you a free Joja-Cola if you go fire bomb Pierre's store.

-Morris, Head Manager

[pierre-offical]

I’ll give you a discount if you bomb joja mart

[cadbury-simp]

Me, who has both two hands AND two fire bombs

;)

[pierre-offical]

thank you!

you now get one cent off of each purchase

[pierre-offical]

-Stands over Abigail and glares at you while she asks if she could try and explore the woods south of Marnie's shop with the farmer, Sam and Sebastian (if you make her sad I will break your femur)

uhhhh y-yeah sure!

please don’t kill me

[cadbury-simp]

Good :)

(As soon as Abigail turns to me I put on the widest puppy dog grin anyone's ever seen and start rambling about cats as we both walk away)

[pierre-offical]

oh no

[pierre-offical]

-Stands over Abigail and glares at you while she asks if she could try and explore the woods south of Marnie's shop with the farmer, Sam and Sebastian (if you make her sad I will break your femur)

uhhhh y-yeah sure!

please don’t kill me

[genericb34ns]

very self indulgent sketches before i get sent to the slaughterhouse once more

[jojamart-offical]

@pierre-offical, how do you feel about this?

-Morris, Head Manager

[pierre-offical]

…

No comment

[jojamart-offical]

Mod got a drawing pad, you know what that means! Yaoi Time!

[pierre-offical]

I’m scared

[jojamart-offical]

joja is it really you

It is. We are Joja. Buy our products and kill Pierre.

-Morris, Head Manager

[wright-official]

what if i said pierre is my favorite

[jojamart-offical]

Then we're sending you to @pierre-offical. Have this one, otherwise they're becoming our beef section.

[pierre-offical]

I WIN!!!!

[wright-official]

PIERRE!!!!

[pierre-offical]

hello.

[jojamart-offical]

joja is it really you

It is. We are Joja. Buy our products and kill Pierre.

-Morris, Head Manager

[wright-official]

what if i said pierre is my favorite

[jojamart-offical]

Then we're sending you to @pierre-offical. Have this one, otherwise they're becoming our beef section.

[pierre-offical]

I WIN!!!!

[eredin-offical]

[*There's two figures approaching from the distance]

VRRR

[*They're looking for Eredin, presumably]

@knife-roomba-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

*You see Eredin standing in the distance, obviously admiring the sunset view. We are in an open, grassy field*

[knife-roomba-offical]

VRRR

[*The roomba's having a bit of trouble traversing through the grass, but it manages to roll over to Eredin with some effort]

BEEP

[*It's asking if you're Eredin, and if it could ask some questions]

[eredin-offical]

What do these noises mean? Explain.

[knife-roomba-offical]

[*Its fans rev, mimicking a deep sigh before switching into a human form]

[*How? Hell if I know, anon magic is weird]

Better?

[eredin-offical]

Better. What did you say previously?

*Eredin now has his head turned toward you, but he is still facing the sunset*

[knife-roomba-offical]

Sorry—Eredin, right?

[*It tilts its head curiously]

Guy who's uh. Some mole going after your group right? The Wild Hunt?

[eredin-offical]

Yes. Have you come to inform me of their identity?