Tavern Tales

shrek is a cinematic masterpiece

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[kylieminvogue]

"MISS CONGENIALITY" 2000, dir. Donald Petrie

[copdog1234]

[cdzen]

burnout from not doing anything

[sirguyofnothing]

Could you draw fitz and regal?

regal was really funny for meeting a six year old and immediately declaring him his arch nemesis. and then he spends the next three books smoking weed and randomly killing people

[butterflysclaws]

Percy and Annabeth on a quest

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

overweight silena beauregard is canon to ME because she has to pass as clarisse in armor and also. she can be fat and the most beautiful girl at camp half blood because the two are not mutually exclusive in the slightest bit and logically it's got to be canon. send post

[not-aliens]

it's funny whenever scully thinks she's entertaining his delusion and mulder responds with a different delusion

[freckleslikestars]

House M.D. | 4.15 House's Head

[stargazing-zani]

In universe Project Hail Mary memes upon ye

[dailyhouse]

[23b0075nke]

bird

[whenfatecollides]

Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

[mayflame15]

[demadogs]

There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death.

SINNERS (2025)

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

[connorwyndham]

SLEEPING BEAUTY (1959)

[scarlct-vvitch]

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life