Pro Snape Millenial they/them 🙋🏻

🧍🏻or They/Them if you’d like🧎🏻

[blitzwhore]

The hottest thing a Blitzø fan can do is adore the fuck out of Stolas. And the hottest thing a Stolas fan can do is adore the fuck out of Blitzø. btw

[big-royal-chicken]

So glad the Helluva Boss has actual queer people working on it. I’m so glad we have these canonical MLM ships.

[iamthedamndonutdrawcat]

i love that the 3 most popular remus lupin ships display the dynamic "extremely dripped out goth/alternative baddie x boring english teacher"

[captainsblogsupplemental]

I actually… love this

[solitarelee]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

i once wrote an entire academic paper with the central thesis of ‘everyone is kind of a dick to Data and it honestly kinda reflect how people treat neurodiverse people, which is also why we neurodiverse people relate to him so hard’

[oboe-youdidnt]

the original post was missing a line, so here’s the full poem!!

[haunted-hideaway]

His poetry is good. Fight me.

[madlori]

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS

“AN ODE TO SPOT” IS FREAKING GENIUS FIGHT ME

[elodieunderglass]

Hat tip @eldriwolf ! This is such a good poem genuinely. I like the forms of “doggerel” verse for imposing structure and rhythm and allowing for the crisp expression of simple truths. I love and defend doggerel (partly because everything I write turns into it, probably.)

I’ve never really seen any Star Trek but I genuinely like hearing about my friend Data. I feel like I know a lot about him. He’s my distant mutual-in-law. I frankly love his poetry and we would clearly get along with each other well. I think his coworkers don’t appreciate him, and that he’s an easy, pleasant and engaging conversationalist. I know nothing of his personal life and this is correct for me. I think he has an evil twin, but I’m pretty sure that got sorted, and, well, don’t we all. I think he gets software updates and I think his captain is Picard who is nice to him. I don’t want to watch any Star Trek because this is a perfect relationship: I don’t WANT to learn anything more about Data, I want zero additional data lore, and I don’t want to have to see people finding him tiresome!! the end. Thank you data and everyone.

[ingridverse]

Data also wants zero additional Lore

[elodieunderglass]

I looked at this in puzzlement and then realised in some unknowable way that the brother is named Lore isn’t he. I cannot believe I know 5 things about Star Trek

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[traaansfem]

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

[featherboabear]

[dumbtrannybitch]

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

[commas-georg]

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

[prismatic-bell]

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[pixelmason]

[marumicore]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

No this is accurate

[marthajefferson]

The three primary uses of masks in film are entertainment, disguise and protection. From ancient Greek plays through Japanese Noh theater, masks are deeply intertwined in the universal language of entertainment and ritual, and its power as a transformative tool is so ritualized and timeworn that it is the unofficial logo for an entire artform. Since theater was an influence on early motion pictures (consider the framing and gestural acting of silent film), it figures that masks would be smuggled into movies, and some of the most enduring images from film history are now associated with masks. —Alex Vlahov

V for Vendetta (2005), The Mask (1961), The Mummy Returns (2001), Emerald City s01e06 (2016), Black Orpheus (1959), Judex (1963), The Man in the Iron Mask (1998), Kingdom of Heaven (2005), Eyes Without A face (1960), Eyes Wide Shut (1999), Squid Game s01e07 (2021), Knights of the Zodiac (2023), Onibaba (1964), Scream (1996)

[vlada12r4322]

Something you only realize when reading the book first is that the people who watch the movies first are so misled on many characters ( mainly Ron , Sirius, James and Snape )

I'm gonna take Snape as an example first because I believe he has the most noticeable change. Snape is not a buff adequately attractive male dilf with a tendency to bully Harry , with a deep voice .

Bro is a thin, scrawny, girly pop with long hair with feminine handwriting, an almost unhealthy acquaintances with rich death eaters. Snape was never a purist, and even his love for Lily being romantic is questionable ( I personally think it's more of a siblings like attachment thing ) . Bro just wanted to get powerful, and Malfoy was like, " Let me just take this socially dumb boy to shower him with fake praises and tell him that joining the death eaters will give him powerful ). Snape didn't go around killing muggleborn people. He barely hated anyone, and the group he was mad at had 3 people who tried to kill him. One almost succeeded ( Read the books. Sirius mentions this in the Prisoner of Azkaban and the Order of Pheonix )

Snape is like the transcoded tragic genius who is being played on the string like a puppet and gets so cranky because of it that he ends up snaping on children and gives out mean comments.

[brewingasphodel]

Severus would be TREMENDOUS at chess, not only for how intelligent he is or the practice he could have, but he would just read your thoughts and make it absolutely impossible for you to win.

If someone brings it up he'll change the subject, he's not gonna admit he's cheating EVER

[tomtepixiedust]

How about when Severus fires off in the heat of the moment the nasty insult "Mudblood!" , Lily doesn't take it in stride, doesn't tear up, doesn't run away, she's a lass from Cokeworth made of studier stuff and smoke from the factories, in front of her is her friend who can be stupid but is her friend from the very same town, made of the same magic she is. She's not backing down, but shouts back an equally nasty:

"Yeah!? Like your muggle bastard father is any better!"

This begins another chapter of their beautiful friendship filled with the most vile insults ever, because a sailor's mouth is a part of you if you grew up in a place like Cokeworth.

Cue in a bunch of purebloods pretty much confused why these two keep insulting each other (using words that also insults them) yet ain't getting away from each other. In fact, these two bounce back to their first year routine though with a lots of cursing, insulting and hexing.

Upon going back to the dorms Severus, suddenly having gained a backbone, starts noting down each insult, hex, curse with frightening precision, going as far as grading their insults for 'lack of creativity'.

Lily goes back to her dorms and doesn't cool off at all. She, as if possessed by a new kind of confidence, starts testing out a variety of curses on the closest people to piss her off. Usually the Marauders, specifically James.

They come from Cokeworth and no amount of time spent in a fancy school abroad is gonna make their blood forget the ways of anger and communication passed down in the small and dirty industrial town.

[sneppu]

SEVERUS SNAPE: SERIOUS, OMINOUS

ALSO SEVERUS SNAPE: SNANKLES

Context: This response to one of my Sneep posts (i just had to doodle it!!)

[sneppu]

I like to think that because Snape rarely shows skin aside from his hands and face, that to everyone else every little sliver of Bare Sneep™ seems outrageously scandalous and lewd. Severus Snape has no idea whatsoever that the tiniest slip of his sleeve to expose the tiniest bit of his wrist gets the entire wizarding population scandalized and flustered, like a bunch of Victorian fools seeing a woman's ankle for the first time.

[headmasterseverussnape]

Hmmm, interesting

[ollywander]

MERLIN’S PINK PANTS, A SNANKLE

— Gryffindor student

[reunitedinterlude]

saving the world (2009 // 2024)

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[skippyisntfunny]

[rebisunitas]

Snape transcends gender.

[sneppu]

The Sneep, Desperately trying to explain things to Lily:

He's trying so hard to make her understand why Remus Lupin must be a werewolf, but it's just not happening. (Ironically, he's so disheveled, he ends up looking more like a werewolf than Lupin.)

BONUS: The Sneep, Enthusiastically trying to explain Dementors to Lily once upon a time

(she used to get it, once.)

[loveridden1999]