Subway Rat

Patron saint of NYC wildlife. Main: @shinee-satellite

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't know if this is that funny but I'm someplace where I can't laugh out loud so there are tears fully streaming down my face (if you don't know, Tiktok automatically assigns a random background audio/song to something you upload and you have to delete it before you publish it or else you'll get this weird overlaying sound)

[katieaki]

It Happened to Me

[embroiderycrafts]

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms!", sighed Colin, as the world around him dissolved into space and his feathers took on hues he had never seen before, as he transformed into ✨ Cosmic Pidge ✨ 🐦 ✨ by hvalur87 on reddit.

[mousegirlheart]

people keep threatening to do this to me

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[phantomrose96]

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[segamascott]

[parakeet]

hello

[experiment41]

perfect nest honestly. 0 notes

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

watch as leninists conveniently ignore that he said this

[targetedknowledge]

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

[dogpuppy]

[birds-in-posts]

Northern cardinal (Cardinalis cardinalis)

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[svetzzi]

go away forever with me

[dogpuppy]

[aevris]

the sex bot strategy is evolving: tempting innocent tumblr users with public transit