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[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[important-animal-images]

[ducktollers]

[whalesharkpasta]

I just saw a man sitting on the foot path with 4 perfect even spaced pigeons all sitting in the same pose like they were together like this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[wilwheaton]

Ten million dollars to find it. I wonder how many refugees that could have saved.

[felixcloud6288]

I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

[chrono-meter-r]

Oh boy oh boy you're gonna get a Rare achievement for this one

Containment Breach

[pukicho]

I changed my grandfather's browser homepage to your blog and now he refuses to go on the internet

OLD MAN! If you're reading this! I am going to GET YOU

[romcommunist]

who up grieving the unlived life on a tuesday

[cockworkangels]

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

[charlesoberonn]

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[100493503004422]

ok. I'm in the world. now what am I supposed to do

[100493503004422]

different schools of thought I suppose

[bathroomcube]

long hair on a man is the worlds most powerful aphrodisiac

[bathroomcube]

why... did you reblog the post then.

[bathroomcube]

this is literally my post

[campyvillain]

hey bro you want to go mini golfing w me

[bathroomcube]

yes :)

[campyvillain]

omg u got a hole in one !

[bathroomcube]

omg yaaaaay !!!! hahahaa ! lalalaaaa~

[campyvillain]

yayyyyy! yayyyy! WHEEEEEE!!!!!

[47284838478383848448-deactivate]

ass foto

[47284838478383848448-deactivate]

[misti-step]

[pjackk]

Nobody has ever spoiled me and let me use there wallet for anything i want

[yokelfelonking]

what do you want to do with wallets

[pjackk]

Mty plug got a new carts called Garlik CheeZitz & aparebtly they feel like morphine

[natikoko-deactivated20260224]

this is the funniest tweet of all time

[recklessmoss]

𝚆 𝚘 𝚛 𝚖   𝚘 𝚏 𝚏   𝚝 𝚑 𝚎    𝚜 𝚝 𝚛 𝚒 𝚗 𝚐 

 𝚆 𝚑 𝚊 𝚝   𝚂 𝚒 𝚗 𝚜   𝚠 𝚒 𝚕 𝚕   𝚑 𝚎   𝚌 𝚘 𝚖 𝚖 𝚒 𝚝