PikakeFlor

My name is Jasmine. I'm a writer, Netflixer, and basically a total nerd. I post and reblog fandom and animal-related things, mostly. ^_^

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[unclefather]

A depawsit

[pikakeflor]

because they're idiots

adrien: oh marinette you look so much like ladybug

marinette: ahah and you look so much like chat noir

me: fuck you both.

[miraculoustrashhoard]

did adrien agreste write this tweet?

[this-machine-k1lls-fascists-dea]

Really happy to see this at my local library

[oracleanne]

OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance*

[thessalian]

I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.

[adventurer-c]

This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.

[hands-christian-handersen]

@gpplteenterritory

[orangecountylibrarysystem]

Reblogging again because I know this time of year can be really hard.

You can get a library card online - including a Virtual Library Card that doesn’t require a parent or guardian.

https://www.ocls.info/using-library/types-cards/what-are-types-cards

[alriviera]

Pride and Prejudice Go

An app that shows you where there’s a young man in possession of a good fortune who must be in want of a wife

[sidhebeingbrand]

On the radar: 

Gentleman with 5,000 pounds a year Handsome tragic veteran Dashing officer of good breeding Gentleman with 10,000 pounds a year Liberal-minded heir to a large estate

Your phone buzzes: 

Mr. Collins

[sithtantrums]

Your mother runs into the room “the lure I placed on netherfield park has worked at last. There is a young man in possession of good fortune, one of the girls must surely catch him”

[downlikefolksongs]

Omy GOD

[classynerdpot]

[petit-branch-library-deactivate]

Librarians are hideous creatures of unimaginable power. And even if you could imagine their power, it would be illegal. It is absolutely illegal to even try to picture what such a being would be like. So just watch out for librarians, okay?

Cecil, Welcome to Night Vale: A Novel (via petit-branch-library)

I agree with this statement :)

[pikakeflor]

I’m only SLIGHTLY annoyed that the default amount of pokemon that can be carried didn’t go up as well. How am I supposed to do the lucky egg trick now?

[pikakeflor]

I might be a tad excited. #DoIEvenNeedToAddAHashtag #Yes #TheAnswerIsAlwaysYes #Pokemon #Pikachu #MINE

[amen69fashion]

[pulsir]

[cggally]

[jeanqrey]

[pukechewer]

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

[kushaw-deactivated20141004]

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

[pukechewer]

no because he did nazi it coming

[bethanyactually]

Community + text posts: the best of Ben Chang ★

(One of these has never been posted before–it was an alternate version to the one that did get used!)

[blawkywolf]

[professorsparklepants]

Stuff you can think about while continuing to ignore JK’s racist and pathetically misguided attempts at approximating American wizard history:

magic schools in old, one room schoolhouses enchanted to have a dozen rooms for a hundred students at a time

magic schools under the Appalachians disguised as old, abandoned coal mines

magic schools disguised as abandoned railroad towns (there are a LOT more of those than you think. Seriously, look up West Virginia ghost towns sometime)

magic schools under the Kansas hills, built like sod houses to resemble the old faerie mounds

historically black magic schools

each Native American nation having its own school of magic, making sure their own traditions won’t die out and be forcibly replaced with European ones

Chesapeake Bay Academy, the magic school for the DMV (DC, Maryland, and northern Virginia) being sister schools with Mahoutokoro

magical schools mascots like hidebehinds, cactus cats, and teakettlers (because lumberjack folklore is weird and adorbs and makes perfect magical creatures)

[nosnarknosnark]

and the weirdest news stories in the American wizarding world still come from Florida because some things are universal

[orchid-bud]

[cinematicnomad]

#TBH #SPEAKING OF THE CLASH BETWEEN PEOPLE’S READS ON TONY VS THE TRUTH #SCOTT LANGS KNOWS FUCK ALL ABOUT TONY STARK BUT HE STILL THINKS HE GETS TO TALK SHIT ABOUT TONY’S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS CONSCIENCE #LMAO LITERALLY THE TONY STARK SIDE OF THIS STARTS WITH TONY REEVALUATING HIS MEMORIES AND GRIEF PROCESSING #he acknowledges he can’t change the things he did to avoid processing that grief #PROCEEDS TO TELL A WOMAN HE DOESNT KNOW #WITH MINIMAL PROMPTING #THAT HES HELPING THESE MIT KIDS BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT AND BECAUSE IT HELPS #EASE HIS C O N S C I E N C E #he’s viscerally self-aware and aware of his history when he’s telling the others about charles spencer #(‘he wanted to put a few miles on his soul before he parked it behind a desk maybe be of service’ #‘he didn’t go to Vegas or Fort Lauderdale which is what I would do’) #he acknowledges ultron as being HIS fault #while NEVER bringing up wanda and bruce’s culpability #and that’s in this movie alone like #and then I STILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS #‘ITS YOUR CONSCIENCE WE HAVENT TALKED IN A WHILE’ THING #COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO LITERALLY DOES NOT KNOW HIM LMAO #HONESTLY #TRY AGAIN #TONY’S CONSCIENCE IS FUCKING STRANGLING HIM BUDDY #I JUST YELL AND CRY (via @knightinironarmor)