Clusterfuck Of Nonsense

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Please, call me Frankenstein. Frankenstein was my father, but stealing his name and overriding his presence in the dominant cultural consciousness has been really, really satisfying

[zyprexazydis11]

[inklingowl]

[dead-or-alive-dove]

Yea, I can see that

[c-53]

I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

[c-53]

For $100 can put every single one of the games I have on steam on a card that fits on my fingertip, and then drop it on my carpet and never see it ever again, what a time to be alive.

[billneethesciencebee]

I wish I could send this to my dad. I told me that he remembers when 256KB floppy disks came out and he thought, "sure why would anyone need that much storage space"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

when 1TB microsd cards first came out, I saw an article about them with the headline "at long last, it is now possible to accidentally swallow all the data collected by the Apollo Program"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

fanfic writing culture isn’t “oh dang! I wanted to write about this prompt with this character but someone else already wrote it, so now I can’t”.

fanfic writing culture is always “two cakes is better than one. the more the merrier. there can ever be enough fics of this character with this prompt!”

[thebroccolination]

There was an Aragorn+Legolas writer I used to read who wrote multiple 20k+ fics in which they went on a little mini-adventure and one of them got injured. They had like. At least ten that followed this exact format, and I fucking loved all of them. I’d finish one and be like, “AGAIN!!!” so like. Two cakes is great but it’s even better when it’s ten cakes by the same writer.

[jewishvitya-movingblogs]

I saw a post that said no one reads a fic they love and goes to the author's page saying "that was amazing, I hope they don't have anything else like this one." And same thing is probably true with tags and prompts.

[sosuperawesome]

Science Posters

Kelsey Oseid on Etsy

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[liarsblade]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[liarsblade]

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

[udntnome]

He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake

[dragoness-witch]

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!

[lillagrim]

[relelvance]

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

[piedude]

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

[reagan-slayer69]

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[httpsblackstar]

Oak: So I just...?

Cardan: Mmhm.

Oak: And she'll love me?

Cardan: It worked perfectly for me.

Oak: Alright. I will let her kidnap me.

[thehappyvet]

Just remember guys they're fucking kids.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[todayintokyo]

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

[ivy-michaels]

Bonk

[correctopinionhaver]

good news for weird little critter enthusiasts

(me included)

[crazy-brazilian]

[death-to-usa]

You know how in the Anglosphere (or maybe just the USA) there's a trend of 'unique' names like Kayleigh and Emmeleigh? Is there anything similar going on in other languages?

Buddy if you only knew what parents name their kids in Brazil

[veheme-vexation]

Meu sonho é conhecer o Creedence Clearwater Revival dos Santos Souza

[hotvampireadjacent]

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

legally blonde from warner’s perspective is so funny

One day you’re dating this gorgeous but ditsy girl but your family pressures you to break up with her once you go to harvard so you do and it ends in tears but whatever.

Next thing you know, she’s at Harvard, dressed in entirely different clothes, saying its easy to get in and she’s pretending she forgot you go there. But you payed your way in and she’s rich too so you kind of assume she did the same thing and fine, so you have a stalker now.

There’s a mixer at the start of the school year. She shows up in a playboy. bunny. costume.

She tries to flirt with you while your fiance is in the next room. You tell her enough is enough and she gets like really angry at you.

Suddenly she is kicking ur ass in class, she steals opportunities away from you, she steals your girlfriend, she starts winning cases, she’s on the news now, she graduates as valedictorian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

And you deserve it

[pnfoutofcontext]