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pikkumyy best

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[emforevermore]

i just really don’t think food should be this expensive

[probuccalfat]

please stop dating men who joke about killing you like i feel like i shouldn’t have to say that

[stargirldotcom]

hang in there girl. we’re gonna have 8pm sunsets again and greenery and warm summer night air and rainy spring days again soon!

[nosfera-tits]

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

[h4nifah]

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

[ruttotohtori]

Seksipistoolit

Pyssyt & ruusut

Suudelma

Kotkat

Vihreä päivä

Minun kemiallinen romanssini

22,86 senttimetrin kynnet

Kuningatar

Radiopää

Raivo konetta vastaan

Vierivät kivet

Ovet

Vaaleaverikkö

Syvä purppura

Ensimmäinen Mooseksen kirja

Ei epäilystä

Maustetytöt

E-roottinen

Pahat pojat sininen

[vinkandpaint]

[allpiesforourown]

Whenever my aunt springs her insane superstitious/religious cures on me I specifically remember when I was 17 and she got me exorcised. The priest was like "I don't think she's possessed" and she insisted "well there's something wrong with her, she's always [symptoms of depression] so..."

And the guy said some verses and touched my head and stuff then said I should drink only holy water for an entire week. Which wasn't hard to do, but my fav part of this whole experience was me saying I want to eat instant noodles and my aunt going "I'll make them for you. With the holy water he gave us." And then I had holy instant noodles

[thememedaddy]

[amygdalae]

How i look when I see a loud noise

[amygdalae]

if I saw a loud noise I'd look at it just like this

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[darthmelyanna]

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

[oocmuumit]

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[killtheshow]

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

[kinuskikakku]

Tuskin se on niin kamalaa, etteikö se korjaantuisi homoseksuaalisella yhdynnällä, kossupullolla, muumi-limulla, pitkällä itkulla ja 100 000 eurolla.

[ruttotohtori]

"pannaan asiat kuntoon"

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY