howdy pardner, fuck you

Leah | 28 | she/her | you are all very unpleasant

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[beemovieerotica]

kind of obsessed with this old man on instagram - he gets so few interactions on any of his posts but he's always posting from some kind of bird-filled maritime situation with club music playing in the background

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's funny when quotes from communist figures breach containment online and people are like "btw in case you didn't know this guy was really problematic"

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

what characters from the owl house did mao ship

[qr-sa]

if you don’t remember this man abused his wife to the point where she was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end and starved people to the point where they ate their neighbors kids… maybe

[mspainter]

Genuinely what do you mean by “she was so mentally ill she decided to pee for hours on end” what does that mean. I can find nothing on this and the human body cannot physically do that. Is this a typo???

[qr-sa]

Well, the best description for this would be that she decided she was going to pee on drip, which is why it would take. All day. She also also known for abusing the people who worked for her but given who her husband was, I’m not surprised

[mspainter]

Which of Maos wives was this and where is your source

[qr-sa]

Fourth one, and I heard this one from a friend’s dad, who had family working for them at the time. Lived experience is good enough for me, as I know them personally, but you can take it or leave it

[zvaigzdelasas]

[solmarillion]

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[animentality]

[hungwy]

whats ur fav fruit?

Not a good time for this. I'm in the hut

[kosmogrl]

the thing is, it’s never too late for anyone to start over except me. I’m doomed and it’s over for me

[parkchanwoohoo]

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[weaver-z]

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

[insomniac-arrest]

“I’m dying squirtle” vs “I’m dying scoob” have the same meme wording but very different feels to them, like tea and coffee, weasels and ferrets, envy and jealousy. So close and yet … One you ask for forgiveness and the other you ask for understanding.

[insomniac-arrest]

same wavelength

[sr-roto]

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.