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shark vs the universe
Xuebing Du
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies

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⣠Chile in a Photography ā£

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@pink-panda-pants
Learn About Bernie Sanders Sweeping Policy Platform To Combat Racial Inequality HERE.
Sanders addressed the issue in front of more than 20,000 supporters in Portland, drawing his largest crowd yet.
(GIF SOURCE: OregonLive)
Good man. He listened and now heās making a move.
10 things I want to see in smutty fanfiction - because realism.
1) Someone getting a leg cramp, partner thinks theyāre hurting them, the mood is gone.Ā
2) Cuddling that goes on forever, without long and intimate discussions.Ā
3) Bra or Belt being impossible to unfasten with one hand in the dark. Having to get the other person to do it.
4) Having to violently sneeze because someoneās hair just went up their nose. Or making faces because said hair went in their mouth.Ā
5) Trying to dramatically throw oneself onto the bed, ending up cracking their head against the wall or bedpost on accident.Ā
6) Start cuddling with the intention of going further, but someone falls asleep on accident and the other person doesnāt have the heart to wake them.Ā
7) Wriggling around trying to strip socks off with their toes, because their hands are busy doing other things, but ending up making everything worse.Ā
8) Pausing to shove an uncomfortable lump of blankets, or a discarded shirt out from under someone.Ā
9) Trying to sexy talk, but sounding really awkward and both parties burst out laughing.Ā
10) Trying out one partnerās kink, and finding out the other person really isnāt into it.Ā
11) Trying to get handsy, but the other person is ticklish and just ends up giggling for all of foreplay
HAHA!!! I'll even leave the pepperonis on *wink*
The Jurassic Park problem could easily have been solved by making the dinosaurs miniature
Thatād be so cute! āWe have a containment breach!ā āEverybody watch your toes! She likes to nibble!ā
The Jurassic Park problem could have been solved by having the kids get eaten in the very first movie... Then anyone and everyone in the future would have been like "I'm a kid! I don't wanna get eaten!", "I'm a parent! I don't want my kids to get eaten!", "Well if the families don't come, there goes our future Disney license!"
This is PJ. He was born with cerebral palsy. This weekend he got to dance with his fellow members of the Haliwa-Saponi tribe at their annual powwow in North Carolina.
FOREVER REBLOG!!
āI got it! I got it!ā
GO, BABY! YES, YOU DO! YOU GOT IT! Look at him go, yāall. omg.
The Essence of Motivation
LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLOVE!!
Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasnāt too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like āhey⦠i think⦠i died⦠and now Iām in a parallel universe⦠and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universeā and he was just kinda like āalright, you do thatā. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like ādamn⦠why are there so many of you⦠thereās like 5 many of youā and she was just kinda like āalright, you do thatā.
Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like āhow ya feeling sonā in the dadliest way possible and I was like āMAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE IāM STARVEDā so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say āIām good I can do thisā and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler āWHATS UP FUCKSā to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.
So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of howĀ thatĀ tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says āhey are you going to order or whatā. Keep in mind Iām on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say āshush man Iām trying to do fruit scienceā, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said āyeah give me a smooth regularā which for the uninitiated, isnāt actually a real thing on any menu.Ā Oh, also I asked them if the āboostedā smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made ālightning noisesā.
So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says āhow ya feelin?ā. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say āthereās these fuckin⦠tiny sheep in my headā which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).
Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldnāt find the status update bar) that read: āi just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juiceā
This. Is. YES!!
HE IS THAT HERO!
LARRYBOY!
Even at the age of 16, I still think this rap is on point
This was so good! But can we talk about how they basically gave up on the visuals? Some guy just slammed his hand down on a keyboard and was like, "Boom! Graphics..."
THIS KID IS ON LEVELS IāVE NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE
this is why weāre not allowed labels on our water bottles for public exams in the UK
So, can we talk about how shit is banned in the UK - and in the US we're just starting to do this? The UK is on levels I never thought possible!!
This is so cute - but I can't help getting grossed out cause dog sneezes are like explosions of snot...and he has 2 of them...
to the american girl that called out āwow that girl is fucking ugly look at herā when i got on the bus, who then proceeded to say ādonāt worry, they donāt speak english in the ukā when her friend told her to shush cause i might hear.
we do in fact speak english in the uk.
...I hope that bitch got slapped...
this web content is pure and unsullied by our horrible world
I can't tell if this cat is done with this shit, or Loooooves this shit!...?
New favorite tumblr post of all time.
This just keeps getting better as she tells itā¦
This IS the funniest shit! I wish I could bottle this and savor it forever...
Best Spongebob episodes
ripped pants
when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep
krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels
FIRMLY GRASP IT
iām in the kitchenā¦at night/nosferatuĀ
ā3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINKā
Krusty Krab training video
The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob canāt keep up
WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT
Sandy hibernates
Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clamĀ
spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK
onion breath/iāM UGLY..AND IāM PROUD
when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when heās trying to sell his house
When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him
WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL ISā¦..
CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
Spongebob B.C.
When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge
SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
Magic Conch Shell
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon
FUUUUUTUUREEEE
talent show with squidwards interpretive dance
the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet andhe goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA
Kevin and the queen jellyfish
Fine dining and breathing
Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee
Oh my god...I clearly remember all of these glorious moments...
he just starts clapping for himself
You canNOT trust a man who wears a damn hockey jersey over a dress shirt and tie...
...or a man that's on Family Feud...