My Tumblr. My Loves.

Here is where a little bit of everything hilarious, cute, and British - that I like - goes.

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[huffpost]

Learn About Bernie Sanders Sweeping Policy Platform To Combat Racial Inequality HERE.

Sanders addressed the issue in front of more than 20,000 supporters in Portland, drawing his largest crowd yet.

(GIF SOURCE: OregonLive)

[general-anxiety]

Good man. He listened and now he’s making a move.

[silvermoonphantom]

10 things I want to see in smutty fanfiction - because realism.

1) Someone getting a leg cramp, partner thinks they’re hurting them, the mood is gone. 

2) Cuddling that goes on forever, without long and intimate discussions. 

3) Bra or Belt being impossible to unfasten with one hand in the dark. Having to get the other person to do it.

4) Having to violently sneeze because someone’s hair just went up their nose. Or making faces because said hair went in their mouth. 

5) Trying to dramatically throw oneself onto the bed, ending up cracking their head against the wall or bedpost on accident. 

6) Start cuddling with the intention of going further, but someone falls asleep on accident and the other person doesn’t have the heart to wake them. 

7) Wriggling around trying to strip socks off with their toes, because their hands are busy doing other things, but ending up making everything worse. 

8) Pausing to shove an uncomfortable lump of blankets, or a discarded shirt out from under someone. 

9) Trying to sexy talk, but sounding really awkward and both parties burst out laughing. 

10) Trying out one partner’s kink, and finding out the other person really isn’t into it. 

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11) Trying to get handsy, but the other person is ticklish and just ends up giggling for all of foreplay

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HAHA!!! I'll even leave the pepperonis on *wink*

[hashtagloveloses]

The Jurassic Park problem could easily have been solved by making the dinosaurs miniature

[moviecat-supreme]

That’d be so cute! “We have a containment breach!” “Everybody watch your toes! She likes to nibble!”

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The Jurassic Park problem could have been solved by having the kids get eaten in the very first movie... Then anyone and everyone in the future would have been like "I'm a kid! I don't wanna get eaten!", "I'm a parent! I don't want my kids to get eaten!", "Well if the families don't come, there goes our future Disney license!"

[impresi0nante]

This is PJ. He was born with cerebral palsy. This weekend he got to dance with his fellow members of the Haliwa-Saponi tribe at their annual powwow in North Carolina.

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FOREVER REBLOG!!

[emeraldjade]

“I got it! I got it!”

GO, BABY! YES, YOU DO! YOU GOT IT! Look at him go, y’all. omg.

[jok3n-jok3n]

The Essence of Motivation

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LoveLoveLoveLoveLoveLOVE!!

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Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”

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This. Is. YES!!

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HE IS THAT HERO!

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LARRYBOY!

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Even at the age of 16, I still think this rap is on point

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This was so good! But can we talk about how they basically gave up on the visuals? Some guy just slammed his hand down on a keyboard and was like, "Boom! Graphics..."

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THIS KID IS ON LEVELS I’VE NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE

[consultingsonic]

this is why we’re not allowed labels on our water bottles for public exams in the UK

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So, can we talk about how shit is banned in the UK - and in the US we're just starting to do this? The UK is on levels I never thought possible!!

[thebabyanimals]

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This is so cute - but I can't help getting grossed out cause dog sneezes are like explosions of snot...and he has 2 of them...

[popjuh]

to the american girl that called out ‘wow that girl is fucking ugly look at her’ when i got on the bus, who then proceeded to say ‘don’t worry, they don’t speak english in the uk’ when her friend told her to shush cause i might hear.

we do in fact speak english in the uk.

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...I hope that bitch got slapped...

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[powerjock]

this web content is pure and unsullied by our horrible world

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I can't tell if this cat is done with this shit, or Loooooves this shit!...?

[taliabobalia]

[mrs-420-deactivated20170604]

New favorite tumblr post of all time.

[aquagem-art]

This just keeps getting better as she tells it…

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This IS the funniest shit! I wish I could bottle this and savor it forever...

[hotsenator]

Best Spongebob episodes

ripped pants

when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep

krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels

FIRMLY GRASP IT

i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 

“3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”

Krusty Krab training video

The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up

WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT

Sandy hibernates

Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 

spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK

onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD

when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house

When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him

WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..

CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE

Spongebob B.C.

When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge

SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG

Magic Conch Shell

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon

FUUUUUTUUREEEE

talent show with squidwards interpretive dance

the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet andhe goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA

Kevin and the queen jellyfish

Fine dining and breathing

Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee

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Oh my god...I clearly remember all of these glorious moments...

[kazehayakuns]

[therainfallsdown-blog]

he just starts clapping for himself

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You canNOT trust a man who wears a damn hockey jersey over a dress shirt and tie...

...or a man that's on Family Feud...