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24 she/her. Obsessed with space and swords. Feel free to send a message/ask but don't be a creep. Consent is important!!! Occasionally nsfw so minors dni.

[paprikavaseline]

a hundred tiny daydreams about you

[keremelcream]

oh to be someone’s daydream

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[bitchycode]

“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement

[leftneb]

HELLO? REID FUCKING WISEMAN? WE GET ACTUALLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN F1 NOW? WHERE AM I?

[im-out-of-the-blues]

my ancient mama

[oscarjamesleigh]

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

[yourlocaluselesslesbian]

Can I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hold your hand

[mynorthernattitude]

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[tevruden]

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"can you explain this large gap in your resume?"

yeah I tried to move an image in Word

[kosmogrl]

hey, don't cry. summer fruits soon, ok?

[magpie-to-the-morning]

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

[anonyymoose]

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[mesmes99]

Grabbing one early this year so I’m prepared.

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot