Mary

.

[thedukeoftrash]

Captain Marvel getting punched by Purple Grapefruit without flinching and staring him down with murder fucking eyes

Me:

[bangchanhasbigfeet]

Their relationship is too cute! <3

[inactivewhore]

If I had this kind of mindset, I’d also have a 6 pack

[golden-chan-deactivated20221119]

do you ever just sit there and just think, “Loki deserved better” because, same.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

brie larson: *posts videos of her singing ariana grande whilst playing guitar and wearing a hoody*

me:

[inactivewhore]

He really snapped on the other ‘Chrises’

[reading-in-bed]

i relate to female avengers because i too would risk my life for Peter Parker after having known him for like 3 seconds

[itsallavengers]

I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

[itsallavengers]

Bee: *is present*

Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids

Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this

[itsallavengers]

Dog: *Bark bark bark*

Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption

Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??

[itsallavengers]

Fly: *hums*

Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*

[itsallavengers]

DUM-E: *Beep boops*

Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend

Tony: For what?

Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.

Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor

[eyeballs-for-sale]

Equally funny: the idea that Allspeak doesn’t extend to animals and Thor is just making all this up to fuck with everyone

[sexycraisinthanos]

Scott, holding up his ant farm, tearing up: plEASE tell me if they love me.

[mlmrhodey-moved]

there’s two kinds of dads

[c3rvida3]

I’m sick of being 5'3". I’m gonna drink Miracle Grow.

[c3rvida3]

Research.

[mellowcann]

Shoutout to the greatest marvel couple. Tony loved her more than anything

[the-sexiest-avenger]

Peter Parker’s Parents:

Captain Mom

Ironmom

General Mom

Scarlet Mom

Gamomma

Valmommy

Scary Mom

Hope Van Mom

[pmzhazza]

“You took everything from me.”

“I don’t even know who you are.”

“You will.”

[fairlyoddchica]

A post Endgame mood:

[prettyaverageshitposts]

Thanos: *about to attack peter*

Marvel Women:

[marveloushiddleston]

Tony loses the Tesseract, he falls in front of Loki’s feet and what does he do? He disappears and creates a new timeline, our beloved god of mischief🗡️

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

i just love the idea of an oddly specific curse that isn’t even harmful

[pwesident]

curse where on tuesdays you can’t say the word tuesday

[khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms]

“What day is it today?” “Second Monday” “Cool, thanks”