welcome to meme hell

Sam 25y/o

[infectiouspiss]

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

[rowansforest-deactivated2023062]

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTWARMING: Since it is night, girl finally gets to crawl back underneath the covers and be so so so so comfy

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTWRENCHING: Morning has come again, poor girl suspects she might be stuck in a Sisyphean curse

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video

[squeakitties]

another giant pile of chili cheese fries topped with onions and mustard? splendid

[catchymemes]

[socialist-microwave-laser]

“look at it, you know i can’t!” consider this your daily reminder that disabled people are the funniest people on earth

[guerrillatech]

[citrus-soda]

The joy of song.

[utopians]

The fact that humans can be killed through physical means is so ridiculous to me

[utopians]

Like this sounds wild but like. hear me out. a person is such a ridiculously infinitely complicated web of thoughts and feelings and beliefs and such an unbelievably huge amount of knowledge and the idea that you can destroy that by holding a pillow over someone's face for three minutes is absolutely surreal. The idea that you can remove knowledge and emotion and memory from the world with a physical object is literally unbelievable. people are literally infinitely huge and complex and the fact that you can kill the person by killing the body is wild. I'm sure this is incoherent but I hope you get it

[utopians]

It's like. Imagine you threw a fist-sized rock at the empire state building and the entire thing and everything inside it collapsed into dust. That's what the existence of human death feels like

[dragongirltitties]

girl help they are making me do my job at work

[hungwy]

half a dozen... just say 6

[xtec]

op will never be a successful baker who makes delicious confections loved by all

[ladybugd0ts]

i think about this very often

[hifurio]

please dont forget him

[bonelord10000]

I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

[glutko]

[soym8-deactivated20161228]

me online shopping: *violently comes out of a trance* what have I done…

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