we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
noise dept.

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i don't do bad sauce passes

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roma★
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

ellievsbear
wallacepolsom

@theartofmadeline

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styofa doing anything
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@pinkrose1422
Romantic yandere Joel and platonic yandere Ellie? Like maybe reader is a friend of Joel and another parental figure to Ellie? Headcanon, drabble, whatever is fine! Thank you in advance for taking time to read this.
Yandere Joel + Platonic Yandere Ellie
Warnings: possessiveness, protectiveness, mentions of gore, Joel and Ellie would cause a lot of tension (lemme know if you want a fic of this!)
Insincere
☆彡 Yan! Ellie Williams x fem reader (University AU, no outbreak)
☆彡 Word count: 4324
☆彡 I do not condone any 'yandere' behaviour in real life.
☆彡 A/N: I'm back, yippee! Also, I've created a Bluesky account, you can find me under the same username @ nanasparadise, feel free to follow me! And on a different note: while no one has accused me of using AI for my fics, I just want to clarify that I don't. Everything I write is my own work, and I don't encourage using AI for any art form.
! TW: stalking, dubcon, oral (reader receiving), violence against reader, emotional manipulation, toxic relationship, mentions of vomiting, MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY/MINORS DNI !
Summary: You've met Ellie at the library and you two hit it off. Turns out though that she's got a secret she doesn't want you to know.
“Is the seat free?”
In front of you, a girl your age is seemingly waiting for a reaction. You take your eyes off your laptop screen and pull an earbud out.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t get that.”
“I asked if the seat was taken.” She gestures towards the chair across from you.
“Uh, no, it’s free.” You feel a bit embarrassed by your own airheadedness.
“Can I sit?” The stranger offers you a small smile, accentuating her numerous freckles that frame her face like stars in the night sky.
“Sure, go ahead.”
Insincere
☆彡 Yan! Ellie Williams x fem reader (University AU, no outbreak)
☆彡 Word count: 4324
☆彡 I do not condone any 'yandere' behaviour in real life.
☆彡 A/N: I'm back, yippee! Also, I've created a Bluesky account, you can find me under the same username @ nanasparadise, feel free to follow me! And on a different note: while no one has accused me of using AI for my fics, I just want to clarify that I don't. Everything I write is my own work, and I don't encourage using AI for any art form.
! TW: stalking, dubcon, oral (reader receiving), violence against reader, emotional manipulation, toxic relationship, mentions of vomiting, MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY/MINORS DNI !
Summary: You've met Ellie at the library and you two hit it off. Turns out though that she's got a secret she doesn't want you to know.
“Is the seat free?”
In front of you, a girl your age is seemingly waiting for a reaction. You take your eyes off your laptop screen and pull an earbud out.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t get that.”
“I asked if the seat was taken.” She gestures towards the chair across from you.
“Uh, no, it’s free.” You feel a bit embarrassed by your own airheadedness.
“Can I sit?” The stranger offers you a small smile, accentuating her numerous freckles that frame her face like stars in the night sky.
“Sure, go ahead.”
More Like Version Down
(TMM New Spoilers)
So, as expected, the final episode of New included both Ribbon Aqua Drops and Ribbon Strawberry Check Surprise, which means we saw the New versions of the Mew Aqua Rod and StrawBell Bell Version Up. And… I’m unimpressed.
To get it out of the way, the Mew Aqua Rod is… fine. (The animation quality, though, not great. Off model immediately. What is consistent prop size?)
I think all the other versions of the Mew Aqua Rod (manga, anime/toy, ReTurn) are better, but it’s not a terrible design, and I like the idea of each girl getting a personalized version. Not quite sure anyone thought too hard about how the bow/candy is placed on the tutu-like part when viewed from any other angle, though, but it was already clear there’s no intent to make toys/models of these new wands… Maybe a little gachapon charm if they release another round of the Mew items.
I do think removing the little Mew Aqua bottle shape at the top was a mistake, and I think it’d look way better with slightly altered colors. Why so low contrast with the crystal vs the heart around it???
As a caveat, if it turns out this is the design instead of Mint’s design, I’m going to be much harsher in hindsight.
—–
And now for the real doozy.
To start out with, I really like the TMM item designs, even the manga originals. (A hot take???) The originals didn’t have that much in common with one another design-wise, but I think each one was striking in its simplicity. That being said, it’s super obvious why they were changed for the anime (and later chapters of the manga), and the anime/toy versions look stylish and consistent with the overall style. The choice to model each one off an instrument is also cute, and poses a fun design challenge for OCs. This isn’t really a surprise; obviously Takara already had experience designing and producing magical girl-type toys. The New versions of these designs haven’t been changed enough to really comment.
(I do maintain they should have changed the color scheme on the StrawBell Bell to match Ichigo’s more reddish palette but were trapped by not wanting to differ from the design used for the 20th anniversary prop, but other than that…)
The original version(s) of the StrawBell Bell Version Up is one of the coolest magical girl weapons to me, just because it’s so unique. It almost comes across as more of a thing Ichigo wears/rides in instead of a thing she holds. (Also it can maybe fly???) There’s an immediate reason for Ichigo to not break it out at the start (beyond everyone else being left defenseless): it’s big and unwieldy enough she needs the Chimera Anima to be stunned and ready to be Check Surprise’d because any other kind of fighting is impossible. She can jump around and melee a little with the normal StrawBell Bell, but if she breaks out the Version Up, she’s committing to a big finisher.
It’s not an especially subtle design; it’s literally a combination of all the Mews’ weapons, dyed Ichigo’s color scheme. But somehow it really comes together and looks cohesive. This holds true for the PS game version, too. Since the game adopts the anime designs, it’s no longer a direct combo of the weapons, but the intent is still clear.
In contrast, the New version is… just a wand. That’s already disappointing enough, but as a magical girl fan, I do like wands. But the design lacks any cohesion, and the ties to the other girls are tenuous. Frankly, it reminds me most of a parody wand that might appear in a fake magical girl show within another anime.
To start off with, it doesn’t really look like a TMM weapon. Aside from the StrawBell Bell stuck haphazardly on top, it lacks the signature bow-heart motif, and introduces multiple new motifs. The bottom is a star, presumably for the 5 girls, but the emblem below the StrawBell Bell is a 5-petaled flower. Why not pick one? The curved shapes on the side at least vaguely resemble things we’ve seen before (e.g., the curves on the PudRing Ring, the shapes found in the Mew Marks), but why are there also Xs? Why six wings, with Ichigo getting 2 in her color? Why the heart with a 4-arched crown in the middle? It’s criminally overdesigned, which is saying something coming from me, someone who loves adding unnecessary detail!
Speaking of the design details, some of the girls clearly get shortchanged. The StrawBell Bell in it’s entirely is perched on top, looking way out of place, like you just kind of duct taped it to a pole. The MinTone Arrow is represented by… glowing rainbow wings? That pop in at the last minute. Again, why 6, why Ichigo twice? The LettuceTanets are represented by a strange looking ribbon. I guess you could sort of also draw a connection to how Lettuce’s antennae things defy gravity, but, oops, that was her old design. The New ribbon doesn’t really do that. The PudRing Rings must be the swirly things, I guess, despite New depicting them as undetailed hoops most of the time. And the ZaCross Whip similarly must be the weird crisscross pattern on the rod part. Why does she only get a vague pattern, not an actual piece? It looks way too busy while still shortchanging half the Mews…
If I were to try and fix this, I’d just use the PS game design, maybe altering it slightly to incorporate more of the anime/New-version weapon designs. Palette-wise, I did a pink + gold version and a more pastel rainbow version.
But if I were forced to make it a wand, here’s two options, again in two color schemes:
I based the overall shape shape on a caduceus* since it was convenient with wings + winding ribbon, and Mew powers have always kind of been associated with healing. (Plus, you know, Strawberry Check Healing, even if New cut it…) The one on the right is more the classic caduceus shape, but I do like having the wings in a more Mew Berry Rod position on the left, so 🤷♀️ The ribbons on both also look like a DNA double helix. 🧬
As for incorporating elements from each girl, I tried to be more generous/balanced. I hope it’s obvious, but just in case: The StrawBell Bell is still on top, but I tried to make it look more connected to the design as a whole, instead of stuck on there. The MinTone Arrow is the wings. The LettuceTanet gets both the castanet part and the ribbon above, with the ribbon melding into the ZaCross Whip wrapped around the rod part. The flute holes/horizontal cross bar part also appears. The PudRing Ring is alternatively at the bottom or floating around the heart on top, if you want to keep it looking more magical. Either way, the bells from the smaller ring appear at the ends of the ribbon. (The bottom on the right design is kind of Mew Aqua Rod style, and the 5 colored hearts up and down the rod are also inspired by that.)
Alternatively, for fun, I made a design that’s still a musical instrument. Maybe making it a shamisen** was a little mean to Ichigo 😅 The references to each girl’s weapon are a little more stylized, but I think they’re still clear enough!
Ichigo would probably hold it like the instrument to cast Check Surprise, but also I think she could hold it like a battleaxe and slam into Chimera like an edgy rock star destroying a guitar. It’s what she deserves.
*Caduceus = winged rod with snakes winding around it. You’ve probably seen it in logos for hospitals and other medical-related businesses. Now, I know, I know. It’s the rod of Asclepius, with one snake, that’s the actual medical symbol. The caduceus with 2 snakes intertwined is Hermes’ symbol. But they’ve been so confused and interchanged so much in modern times that I don’t think it’s worth arguing over. I did consider having the ribbon twist in one direction, but I liked the DNA connection too much.
**The shamisen is a traditional Japanese 3-string instrument. It’s also traditionally made with cat skin…
More Like Version Down
(TMM New Spoilers)
So, as expected, the final episode of New included both Ribbon Aqua Drops and Ribbon Strawberry Check Surprise, which means we saw the New versions of the Mew Aqua Rod and StrawBell Bell Version Up. And… I’m unimpressed.
To get it out of the way, the Mew Aqua Rod is… fine. (The animation quality, though, not great. Off model immediately. What is consistent prop size?)
I think all the other versions of the Mew Aqua Rod (manga, anime/toy, ReTurn) are better, but it’s not a terrible design, and I like the idea of each girl getting a personalized version. Not quite sure anyone thought too hard about how the bow/candy is placed on the tutu-like part when viewed from any other angle, though, but it was already clear there’s no intent to make toys/models of these new wands… Maybe a little gachapon charm if they release another round of the Mew items.
I do think removing the little Mew Aqua bottle shape at the top was a mistake, and I think it’d look way better with slightly altered colors. Why so low contrast with the crystal vs the heart around it???
As a caveat, if it turns out this is the design instead of Mint’s design, I’m going to be much harsher in hindsight.
—–
And now for the real doozy.
To start out with, I really like the TMM item designs, even the manga originals. (A hot take???) The originals didn’t have that much in common with one another design-wise, but I think each one was striking in its simplicity. That being said, it’s super obvious why they were changed for the anime (and later chapters of the manga), and the anime/toy versions look stylish and consistent with the overall style. The choice to model each one off an instrument is also cute, and poses a fun design challenge for OCs. This isn’t really a surprise; obviously Takara already had experience designing and producing magical girl-type toys. The New versions of these designs haven’t been changed enough to really comment.
(I do maintain they should have changed the color scheme on the StrawBell Bell to match Ichigo’s more reddish palette but were trapped by not wanting to differ from the design used for the 20th anniversary prop, but other than that…)
The original version(s) of the StrawBell Bell Version Up is one of the coolest magical girl weapons to me, just because it’s so unique. It almost comes across as more of a thing Ichigo wears/rides in instead of a thing she holds. (Also it can maybe fly???) There’s an immediate reason for Ichigo to not break it out at the start (beyond everyone else being left defenseless): it’s big and unwieldy enough she needs the Chimera Anima to be stunned and ready to be Check Surprise’d because any other kind of fighting is impossible. She can jump around and melee a little with the normal StrawBell Bell, but if she breaks out the Version Up, she’s committing to a big finisher.
It’s not an especially subtle design; it’s literally a combination of all the Mews’ weapons, dyed Ichigo’s color scheme. But somehow it really comes together and looks cohesive. This holds true for the PS game version, too. Since the game adopts the anime designs, it’s no longer a direct combo of the weapons, but the intent is still clear.
In contrast, the New version is… just a wand. That’s already disappointing enough, but as a magical girl fan, I do like wands. But the design lacks any cohesion, and the ties to the other girls are tenuous. Frankly, it reminds me most of a parody wand that might appear in a fake magical girl show within another anime.
To start off with, it doesn’t really look like a TMM weapon. Aside from the StrawBell Bell stuck haphazardly on top, it lacks the signature bow-heart motif, and introduces multiple new motifs. The bottom is a star, presumably for the 5 girls, but the emblem below the StrawBell Bell is a 5-petaled flower. Why not pick one? The curved shapes on the side at least vaguely resemble things we’ve seen before (e.g., the curves on the PudRing Ring, the shapes found in the Mew Marks), but why are there also Xs? Why six wings, with Ichigo getting 2 in her color? Why the heart with a 4-arched crown in the middle? It’s criminally overdesigned, which is saying something coming from me, someone who loves adding unnecessary detail!
Speaking of the design details, some of the girls clearly get shortchanged. The StrawBell Bell in it’s entirely is perched on top, looking way out of place, like you just kind of duct taped it to a pole. The MinTone Arrow is represented by… glowing rainbow wings? That pop in at the last minute. Again, why 6, why Ichigo twice? The LettuceTanets are represented by a strange looking ribbon. I guess you could sort of also draw a connection to how Lettuce’s antennae things defy gravity, but, oops, that was her old design. The New ribbon doesn’t really do that. The PudRing Rings must be the swirly things, I guess, despite New depicting them as undetailed hoops most of the time. And the ZaCross Whip similarly must be the weird crisscross pattern on the rod part. Why does she only get a vague pattern, not an actual piece? It looks way too busy while still shortchanging half the Mews…
If I were to try and fix this, I’d just use the PS game design, maybe altering it slightly to incorporate more of the anime/New-version weapon designs. Palette-wise, I did a pink + gold version and a more pastel rainbow version.
But if I were forced to make it a wand, here’s two options, again in two color schemes:
I based the overall shape shape on a caduceus* since it was convenient with wings + winding ribbon, and Mew powers have always kind of been associated with healing. (Plus, you know, Strawberry Check Healing, even if New cut it…) The one on the right is more the classic caduceus shape, but I do like having the wings in a more Mew Berry Rod position on the left, so 🤷♀️ The ribbons on both also look like a DNA double helix. 🧬
As for incorporating elements from each girl, I tried to be more generous/balanced. I hope it’s obvious, but just in case: The StrawBell Bell is still on top, but I tried to make it look more connected to the design as a whole, instead of stuck on there. The MinTone Arrow is the wings. The LettuceTanet gets both the castanet part and the ribbon above, with the ribbon melding into the ZaCross Whip wrapped around the rod part. The flute holes/horizontal cross bar part also appears. The PudRing Ring is alternatively at the bottom or floating around the heart on top, if you want to keep it looking more magical. Either way, the bells from the smaller ring appear at the ends of the ribbon. (The bottom on the right design is kind of Mew Aqua Rod style, and the 5 colored hearts up and down the rod are also inspired by that.)
Alternatively, for fun, I made a design that’s still a musical instrument. Maybe making it a shamisen** was a little mean to Ichigo 😅 The references to each girl’s weapon are a little more stylized, but I think they’re still clear enough!
Ichigo would probably hold it like the instrument to cast Check Surprise, but also I think she could hold it like a battleaxe and slam into Chimera like an edgy rock star destroying a guitar. It’s what she deserves.
*Caduceus = winged rod with snakes winding around it. You’ve probably seen it in logos for hospitals and other medical-related businesses. Now, I know, I know. It’s the rod of Asclepius, with one snake, that’s the actual medical symbol. The caduceus with 2 snakes intertwined is Hermes’ symbol. But they’ve been so confused and interchanged so much in modern times that I don’t think it’s worth arguing over. I did consider having the ribbon twist in one direction, but I liked the DNA connection too much.
**The shamisen is a traditional Japanese 3-string instrument. It’s also traditionally made with cat skin…
More Like Version Down
(TMM New Spoilers)
So, as expected, the final episode of New included both Ribbon Aqua Drops and Ribbon Strawberry Check Surprise, which means we saw the New versions of the Mew Aqua Rod and StrawBell Bell Version Up. And… I’m unimpressed.
To get it out of the way, the Mew Aqua Rod is… fine. (The animation quality, though, not great. Off model immediately. What is consistent prop size?)
I think all the other versions of the Mew Aqua Rod (manga, anime/toy, ReTurn) are better, but it’s not a terrible design, and I like the idea of each girl getting a personalized version. Not quite sure anyone thought too hard about how the bow/candy is placed on the tutu-like part when viewed from any other angle, though, but it was already clear there’s no intent to make toys/models of these new wands… Maybe a little gachapon charm if they release another round of the Mew items.
I do think removing the little Mew Aqua bottle shape at the top was a mistake, and I think it’d look way better with slightly altered colors. Why so low contrast with the crystal vs the heart around it???
As a caveat, if it turns out this is the design instead of Mint’s design, I’m going to be much harsher in hindsight.
—–
And now for the real doozy.
To start out with, I really like the TMM item designs, even the manga originals. (A hot take???) The originals didn’t have that much in common with one another design-wise, but I think each one was striking in its simplicity. That being said, it’s super obvious why they were changed for the anime (and later chapters of the manga), and the anime/toy versions look stylish and consistent with the overall style. The choice to model each one off an instrument is also cute, and poses a fun design challenge for OCs. This isn’t really a surprise; obviously Takara already had experience designing and producing magical girl-type toys. The New versions of these designs haven’t been changed enough to really comment.
(I do maintain they should have changed the color scheme on the StrawBell Bell to match Ichigo’s more reddish palette but were trapped by not wanting to differ from the design used for the 20th anniversary prop, but other than that…)
The original version(s) of the StrawBell Bell Version Up is one of the coolest magical girl weapons to me, just because it’s so unique. It almost comes across as more of a thing Ichigo wears/rides in instead of a thing she holds. (Also it can maybe fly???) There’s an immediate reason for Ichigo to not break it out at the start (beyond everyone else being left defenseless): it’s big and unwieldy enough she needs the Chimera Anima to be stunned and ready to be Check Surprise’d because any other kind of fighting is impossible. She can jump around and melee a little with the normal StrawBell Bell, but if she breaks out the Version Up, she’s committing to a big finisher.
It’s not an especially subtle design; it’s literally a combination of all the Mews’ weapons, dyed Ichigo’s color scheme. But somehow it really comes together and looks cohesive. This holds true for the PS game version, too. Since the game adopts the anime designs, it’s no longer a direct combo of the weapons, but the intent is still clear.
In contrast, the New version is… just a wand. That’s already disappointing enough, but as a magical girl fan, I do like wands. But the design lacks any cohesion, and the ties to the other girls are tenuous. Frankly, it reminds me most of a parody wand that might appear in a fake magical girl show within another anime.
To start off with, it doesn’t really look like a TMM weapon. Aside from the StrawBell Bell stuck haphazardly on top, it lacks the signature bow-heart motif, and introduces multiple new motifs. The bottom is a star, presumably for the 5 girls, but the emblem below the StrawBell Bell is a 5-petaled flower. Why not pick one? The curved shapes on the side at least vaguely resemble things we’ve seen before (e.g., the curves on the PudRing Ring, the shapes found in the Mew Marks), but why are there also Xs? Why six wings, with Ichigo getting 2 in her color? Why the heart with a 4-arched crown in the middle? It’s criminally overdesigned, which is saying something coming from me, someone who loves adding unnecessary detail!
Speaking of the design details, some of the girls clearly get shortchanged. The StrawBell Bell in it’s entirely is perched on top, looking way out of place, like you just kind of duct taped it to a pole. The MinTone Arrow is represented by… glowing rainbow wings? That pop in at the last minute. Again, why 6, why Ichigo twice? The LettuceTanets are represented by a strange looking ribbon. I guess you could sort of also draw a connection to how Lettuce’s antennae things defy gravity, but, oops, that was her old design. The New ribbon doesn’t really do that. The PudRing Rings must be the swirly things, I guess, despite New depicting them as undetailed hoops most of the time. And the ZaCross Whip similarly must be the weird crisscross pattern on the rod part. Why does she only get a vague pattern, not an actual piece? It looks way too busy while still shortchanging half the Mews…
If I were to try and fix this, I’d just use the PS game design, maybe altering it slightly to incorporate more of the anime/New-version weapon designs. Palette-wise, I did a pink + gold version and a more pastel rainbow version.
But if I were forced to make it a wand, here’s two options, again in two color schemes:
I based the overall shape shape on a caduceus* since it was convenient with wings + winding ribbon, and Mew powers have always kind of been associated with healing. (Plus, you know, Strawberry Check Healing, even if New cut it…) The one on the right is more the classic caduceus shape, but I do like having the wings in a more Mew Berry Rod position on the left, so 🤷♀️ The ribbons on both also look like a DNA double helix. 🧬
As for incorporating elements from each girl, I tried to be more generous/balanced. I hope it’s obvious, but just in case: The StrawBell Bell is still on top, but I tried to make it look more connected to the design as a whole, instead of stuck on there. The MinTone Arrow is the wings. The LettuceTanet gets both the castanet part and the ribbon above, with the ribbon melding into the ZaCross Whip wrapped around the rod part. The flute holes/horizontal cross bar part also appears. The PudRing Ring is alternatively at the bottom or floating around the heart on top, if you want to keep it looking more magical. Either way, the bells from the smaller ring appear at the ends of the ribbon. (The bottom on the right design is kind of Mew Aqua Rod style, and the 5 colored hearts up and down the rod are also inspired by that.)
Alternatively, for fun, I made a design that’s still a musical instrument. Maybe making it a shamisen** was a little mean to Ichigo 😅 The references to each girl’s weapon are a little more stylized, but I think they’re still clear enough!
Ichigo would probably hold it like the instrument to cast Check Surprise, but also I think she could hold it like a battleaxe and slam into Chimera like an edgy rock star destroying a guitar. It’s what she deserves.
*Caduceus = winged rod with snakes winding around it. You’ve probably seen it in logos for hospitals and other medical-related businesses. Now, I know, I know. It’s the rod of Asclepius, with one snake, that’s the actual medical symbol. The caduceus with 2 snakes intertwined is Hermes’ symbol. But they’ve been so confused and interchanged so much in modern times that I don’t think it’s worth arguing over. I did consider having the ribbon twist in one direction, but I liked the DNA connection too much.
**The shamisen is a traditional Japanese 3-string instrument. It’s also traditionally made with cat skin…
☁︎⋅ (18+) missionary with re9 leon (inspired by this)
“fuck, you feel good,” leon growled in your ear.
it was a long day and nothing made him feel better than having you spread out beneath him. his body towered yours, cock drilling into you mercilessly. his head was buried in your neck, groaning and whispering praises into your ear.
“god, I love your pussy. look at her, she’s creaming all over me,” he groaned.
you clenched at his words, making his hips stutter. your eyes peeked down between your bodies and watched as his cock slowly filled up your pussy, before sliding out again. his cock was drenched in your arousal, a white creamy ring forming at the base. your eyes rolled back at the sight.
“mmmh leon, you fill me up so good…I wanna cum…wanna cum all over your dick,” you mewled, hips thrusting up to meet his.
leon let out a cracked sigh, trying to hold himself back from cumming too soon. you can feel his labored breathing against your neck. he hooked your legs over his arms, allowing his cock to reach even deeper. you let out a squeal when his tip nudged against the spongey surface of your g-spot.
“play with your pussy, yeah? play with yourself while I make you cum,” he growled, his thrusts growing faster.
his teeth grazed your ear, tongue lolling out to lick it. your shaky hand reached down to rub your clit, just like he asked. “good girl, keep playing with it,” he praised. you whimpered and moaned, feeling a familiar coil build in your stomach.
“leon, I can’t- I’m gonna cum!” you squealed. your pussy gushed all over his cock, soaking his abdomen and the sheets beneath you. leon’s hips stuttered as his cum sputtered into you, filling you up nicely. his lips peppered kisses all over your face, praising you for how well you did.
when he pulled out, he watched as his cum slowly dripped out of you, mixing with your cum on the bed sheets. he groaned at the sight and couldn’t help but lean down between your legs. “let me clean you up, baby. you deserve it,” he murmured, licking a stripe up your slit. his tongue moved thoroughly in between your lips, sucking up any reminants of his cum.
“just relax for me, baby, I got you,” he said. his tongue dipped into your pussy, scooping up your mixed cum and swallowing it like a starved man. his hips slowly started thrusting into the mattress again, getting hard just from eating you out.
“leon…you’re gonna make me cum again,” you whined, hips twitching. your fingers reached down to card through his soft hair. his strong hands came up to hold your hips in place.
“it’s okay, you can cum,” he reassured. there was no more cum for him to lick up, just the dripping wetness you were gushing again.
you can feel your pussy throbbing, clenching around nothing as your orgasm washed over you again. you tried to shut your legs, but leon’s muscular arms kept them open. you can feel yourself slowly melting into the sheets, feeling well spent.
“my good girl..” leon whispered softly.
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{dividers from @/cursed-carmine}
Creampies with RE9!Leon
Warnings: SMUT, MNDI, AFAB!Fem!Reader, Mating press, Creampie, Breeding kink
He's too old for kids, but the risk is worth it when he hears your breathy whines. When he feels the clench of your pussy as you pull him in deeper with your heels. He's drunk on the feel of you. The pain of the missions subsiding as your nails distract him. Leaving their own set of marks against his skin.
The risk of kids was worth it as his balls slap against your ass. His pubic hair grinding against your clit as it peaks for his attention. You are turned on, wild and craving him. He can feel it as your arousal spills as he moves his cock. The noise obscene as it grows audible over the breathy moans escaping you both.
You can feel him growing closer, his cock twitching so far inside you. The tip dragging along your g-spot and kissing your cervix. For someone who doesn't want kids - he seems very eager to make one. To stuff you full of himself as you just lay there taking it.
It's only his warmth you feel when he lets go. It floods your walls like it belonged there.
Biting Leon's biceps
Out of all the things you couldn't keep yourself from when it came to Leon was his muscles, specifically his biceps. They were just so big and bulky, it was hard not to sink your teeth into them.
At times, it's been out of nowhere. It could be a quiet night in the living room Infront of the TV. Leon could be half asleep when he'd feel your teeth bite into the corded muscle.
The man was used to it, giving a sigh and just letting you do your thing.
"Again, gorgeous?"
"Mhmm."
You'd hum in answer, just enjoying the physique of your lover before detatching yourself from him and pressing a kiss to his scruff.
"Didn't realise I was your new chew toy."
Other times would be when he had you beneath him, on all fours as he rutted into you; fingers circling your twitchy bundle of nerves. It was as if your mind was seeping from your ears from the overwhelming pleasure running through your veins.
So blissed out, when Leon's arm came around in a headlock— not too hard but firm— your first instinct was to sink your teeth into the meat of his bicep, moaning into the skin as the head of his cock slammed to nicely against your g-spot.
"mhh— always bitin' me, so damn good for me."
When you came, you came hard, so hard that afterwards there was a visible mark on Leon's arm. Even if you were a biter, he really loved you.
☁︎⋅ re9 leon as a husband (inspired by this lol)
∞︎︎ husband!leon who is loyal to the core. the day he met you was the day he knew he was going to devote his entire life to you.
∞︎︎ husband!leon who still flirts with you even after 20, maybe even 30 years of being together. you could be watching a movie together and he’d just be staring at you, admiring you. when you asked if something was wrong, he’d respond with something like “just wondering how I ended up marrying someone so beautiful.” you’d giggle and remind him, “well, you’re the one who proposed.” he’d give you a soft smile, one only reserved for you. “best decision I ever made.”
∞︎︎ husband!leon who buys the most expensive version of the simplest things. t-shirt? $250. oh, but it’s 100% long staple cotton. kitchen knives? easily a few grand. because a dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one. he even buys you organic, high end pads/tampons that don’t have any dyes or chemicals in them.
∞︎︎ husband!leon who’s quick to act when it comes to protecting you. when walking through a crowded street, he’ll hear a loud crash nearby. before you can react, he’s already gently guiding you behind him. his hand slides into yours, squeezing it softly as you keep walking.
∞︎︎ husband!leon who comes home late and meets you in the dark kitchen, only illuminated by the overhead light of the stove. his eyes are tired and shoulders heavy, exhausted by the things he saw. but just the sight of you makes everything feel a little lighter.
∞︎︎ husband!leon who pulls you in for a particularly tight hug before and after a mission. before, to remember you. the curves of your body, the smell of your skin, the warmth of you pressed against him, just in case it’s the last time. after, to ground himself. to remind himself who he’s truly fighting for.
∞︎︎ husband!leon who teaches you self defense. in an unfortunate scenario where there’s an outbreak and he’s not there, he wants you to be able to handle yourself. but not without a little fun, of course. you’ll be in the living room as he’s teaching you how to break out of a hold. clumsy and inexperienced, you end up on the floor with him above you. “if I was a zombie, I could eat your brains out right now,” he said, an unimpressed look on his face. “I got something else you could eat out,” you smiled.
∞︎︎ husband!leon who you never really argue with. he listens, he’s patient, and he’d never let you walk away angry. “I understand you’re upset and I’m sorry. You’re the most important thing to me, and I don’t want this hanging over us.”
∞︎︎ husband!leon who’s good with kids. whether they’re yours or a family members’, he’s always their favorite. the babies fall into a slumber easily in his strong arms. the toddlers who climb him like a jungle gym. the kids who beg to be swung around. the preteens who fail to conceal their smiles at his dry humor. even the teens, who think he’s so cool because of his weaponry.
∞︎︎ husband!leon who gets hit on at the grocery store. he chuckles, feeling flattered (but he’s a one lady type of guy). but he’ll let them down easy, casually saying “I’m getting these for my wife” or making sure his wedding ring is in view. if they’re really persistent, he’d shut it down respectfully.
∞︎︎ husband!leon who secretly loves being little spoon :3
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Ribbons
Re9Leon x reader
‘Leon’s used to you trying out your internet trends on him….’
Leon knew this was completely ridiculous. Of course he did. The man still had his utility belt around his waist, boots on and un-showered. But seemingly, this just couldn’t wait.
“Sleeve up!” You said with glee, hands clasped around a roll of navy ribbon with a black lace trim.
He sighed, sliding the sleeve upward and over his bicep. The loose material moving with ease all the way up to his shoulder, where it bunched together in thick lines.
His eyes watched you carefully, dark rings clinging to his waterline. Pupils still sharp and calculated, his body still not having fully settled into being at home. Yet they softened as you smiled up at him, unrolling the silky fabric until it was about fifteen inches long. Taking a pair of gilt sewing shears you snipped a clean line. Bringing the ribbon up to his arm with the biggest smile he’d seen in weeks.
“I saw this online…” You laughed, “I know it’s kinda silly but, I don’t know, I figured you could use some silliness.” Taking the ribbon, you wrapped it from behind, bringing both edges to meet in the middle of the muscle which faced you. Tying a neat bow in the part which swelled the most. You adjusted the loops, making sure they were even and bunched together nicely. You picked the shears up for a finishing touch, using their blades to create a curl in the ribbon that hung loose below the loops.
“Ta da!” You beamed, “I mean, these biceps have never looked better.”
Leon cast his gaze down to his arm, which was tied like a Christmas present. An hour ago he was knee deep in a crime scene, and now he was here. In bed, having just got home, with you in that delicate robe he loved so much. And a bow around his arm.
And somehow, his heart swelled at the gesture.
“You’re ridiculous.” He smiled, lifting his hand to your thigh, slipping it up past your robe and rubbing small circles into the skin.
“Oh, I know.” You whispered, tilting your head to one side. “You should flex.”
“I don’t even want to ask why.”
“Just do it!”
Without putting up much a fight, he flexed the muscle, and not to your surprise, the dainty little ribbon snapped in two, fluttering down to his combat trousers. There was a beat of silence through the bedroom.
“I’m not even going to comment.”
“I knew it would work!”
borders by @/enchanthings !!
He’s too old for you. ˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚
Part One
Pairing: Leon Kennedy x fem! reader
Word count: 685
Summary: Leon decides it’s time to break it off with you. Not because you’re not beautiful, or smart, or effortlessly innocent and charming, but because you’re half his age. But maybe, just maybe, you can break through his resolve.
This was only supposed to be a one time thing.
Well, at least that’s what Leon told himself every time he found his phone in his hands, texting you.
He shouldn’t like you. You’re half his age. You should be with someone younger, someone without all the baggage that he comes with. Without the PTSD, the nightmares, or the drinking problem.
So, he told himself that last time would really be the last. When he came home from his mission, he stayed true to that. No calls, no texts, no updates. Not even a “fuck you.” It was causing a massive hole of worry to gnaw at your chest.
You were pacing your room at about 11pm, going through a million different horrible scenarios in your head. You sit on your bed with a huff, and take a moment to breathe. You pull out your phone, and your thumbs hover hesitantly over the keyboard.
“Did you get home safe?”
Send.
Leon sat in his dim apartment, restless as always. He was mindlessly watching some boring TV show, boots kicked off, collar loose. His phone buzzed. His throat went dry. He should just put his phone down and move on. He’s too old, too broken and jaded, too fucked up for someone as sweet and innocent as you.
But seeing your text punched straight through his resolve.
“Yeah. Got back a while ago.”
He paused for a moment, and found himself typing again.
“You didn’t have to check on me.”
Your heart pounds against your chest when your screen lights up, showing two messages from Leon. You read them, and you feel a weight lift off of you as you realize that he’s fine. Maybe he was just tired.
“I wanted to.”
You reply way too fast, and you feel embarrassed as the message says “read.” Leon exhaled sharply, and ran his calloused fingers through his hair. That one simple sentence undid him more than any argument about age or responsibility ever could.
“You’re too good for me.”
He waited a moment, then added:
“But thanks for checking in.”
You smile at your screen, and you’re replying instantly.
“I try my best.”
Leon’s chest tightened. You try your best? For him? For some grizzly old agent who barely knew how to be soft anymore?
“Don’t waste that on someone like me,”
As he sent it, he hated himself for saying it. Because part of him, the selfish, stubborn part, wanted you to keep pushing. Keep fighting for him.
“What’s that supposed to mean, silly? :)”
Your reply is so sweet it makes Leon’s teeth ache. He lets out a quiet huff, almost like a laugh. He can’t remember the last time someone called him “silly.” He’s slow with his reply, but eventually sends:
“Means I’m not the kind of guy people ‘try their best’ for. You deserve someone younger, lighter.”
You frown. You don’t want someone younger, or lighter. There’s actually not anyone in this world you want quite as badly as Leon Kennedy, and the fact that he finds it so hard to believe makes you wanna show him.
“But I want you.”
You send it fast, like it’s a fact. And his breath catches when he reads it. Those four words shattered every lame excuse his stupid man brain made up. His grip tightened on his phone. For a long moment, his eyes stayed glued to the message. He couldn’t rip his gaze away.
“Where are you?”
He says, with no hesitation. No guilt-tripping. Just pure, raw need bleeding through for once in his fucking life.
“Home, why?”
“What are you wearing?”
You blush, catching yourself in the mirror across from your bed.
“Remember the pink silk night set you bought me?”
Now you’ve really done it. His eyes shut, and he can picture you: the curve of your breast, the swell of your ass, the slight dip in your hips. His cock strains against his pants.
“Stay ther, I’ll b there in 20”
He replies quickly, not giving a shit about proper spelling or grammar. He had one thing on his mind: you.
! This is me sort of testing the waters to see if anyone would like a smutty continuation of this one shot.. pls lmk in the comments (^_^ ) !
He needs you⋆ ˚。 ⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚。 ⋆
Pairing: Leon x fem!reader
Words: 1.2k
Content: Explicit 18+!, pinv sex, unprotected sex
Summary: After a long grueling mission, Leon finally returns home. He’s hurt, but so are you.
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Your heart jumps when you hear the click of your front door unlocking. You already know who it is. Leon stumbles inside, clutching his side. “You’re home,” you exclaim, your hands clasped together and a smile plastered across your face. It doesn’t last long though, because you notice how battered and bruised he is. “You’re hurt,” you say, your eyes widening. “I’m fine. Just a bruised rib or two, nothin’ I haven’t dealt with before.” He tries to reassure you, but you know better than that.
“Sit,” you say, grabbing his arm and walking him to the couch. “I’ll be back.” You rush to your bathroom, where you’ve cleverly tucked away a med kit. You return with it, and kneel before Leon as you open the box. “Lift your shirt,” you ask calmly. “Yes ma’am,” he replies, and he obediently grabs the hem of his shirt and hikes it up. There’s a decent sized gash on his side, surrounded by lots of deep purple and yellow bruising.
Leon winces as you dab a cotton ball with alcohol along the wound. “You’re as stubborn as ever,” he says through his teeth. “You’re deflecting.” Your eyes squint in concentration as you dress the wound. “You know me too well,” he admits, wincing in pain.
You finish up, and before you can stand, Leon’s large calloused hand cups your cheek. “Thanks sweetheart,” he says tenderly. You blush, and look away quickly. “It’s no biggie,” you answer softly, and move to sit beside him on the couch. “C’mon, you know you like taking care of me.” He lifts his muscular arm, and you nuzzle into his side.
He smells horrid from the mission, but you don’t care. You missed your husband. You always do when he leaves. You never know when he’s coming back, or even if he’ll return in general. You hate his job. “I missed you,” you say quietly. “I missed you too,” he says softly. “I missed you every damn day.” He squeezes you tightly, then releases you.
You sit up, looking him in the eyes as you speak. “I almost didn’t think you’d come back.” He winced at that. “You really thought that?” He asks gently, his voice betraying his worry. “I hate your job,” you admit with a chuckle, though you have tears welling in your eyes. Leon lets out a soft sigh, and his hand comes up to gently rub circles on your back. "I know you hate it," he says quietly, his voice filled with both understanding and regret. "And I hate it, too. I hate the danger, the pain, the separation. But it's what I'm trained for, sweetheart. It's my duty." You roll your eyes.
“Can’t you retire now? Or.. or quit? We have lots of money,” you plead, your brows upturned in despair. “Believe me, I’ve thought about it. But it’s not that simple. There’s people out there who need me.” Your teeth grit. “I need you,” you say desperately. “What about me?” You stand quickly, crossing your arms. Leon stands with you as he speaks. “You think I don’t think about that every day? That I’m abandoning you every time I leave? I know it’s not fair, but this is what I do. It’s who I am.” He’s begging you to understand, to see why he does this. But you don’t get it. You don’t think you ever will.
You turn to walk away, but Leon caches your wrist, his grip firm. “Where are you going?” He asks, a worried expression covering his face. “Bedroom,” you say simply, holding back your tears. Leon holds your wrist tightly, but eventually lets go. You can’t hold it back anymore. You begin to cry softly. “Stop,” he pleads softly, moving to wipe a tear from your cheek. “I just can’t take it anymore,” you say through tears. “Seeing you like this..“
He exhales tiredly. “You think I enjoy this? It tears me up knowing I’m hurting you, knowing I’m risking my life every time I go. But I can’t just want away.” You take a deep breath, and form an ultimatum. “Then I’ll offer you this choice,” you start, uncrossing your arms. “Me, or the DSO.” Leon’s heart clenches in his chest. He’s torn. Torn between his responsibility to help others, and his responsibility as your husband. “You can’t ask me that,” he says, his voice ragged with pain. “You know I can’t choose.” You huff. “The I’m leaving.” You turn to walk away, but he catches you, again.
His grip is strong, but still not aggressive. “You’re not going anywhere,” he says gruffly. “We can discuss this. We can find a compromise. But you’re not leaving me goddamnit.” You stir. “Or what? I don’t want to do this Leon.. but my heart can’t take it anymore.” Leon's jaw clenches, his usually stoic expression giving way to a mixture of frustration and desperation.
He holds tight on your wrist, afraid that if he lets go, he’ll really lose you. “You think you're the only one hurting here? You think I enjoy coming home, battered and bruised, seeing the pain in your eyes every damn time?" he retorts, his voice gruff. "I love you, sweetheart. I can't lose you." You huff. “Then prove it.” Leon’s eyes narrow at you. “Prove it, huh?” He releases your wrist. “Alright, I’ll prove it to you.” He’s kissing you before you can process it, cradling your head as his tongue delves into your mouth. You moan into his mouth, and he groans in reply. His hand grabs yours harshly, pressing your palm against his crotch. You gasp as you feel just how hard he is. “You feel that?” He asks in a raspy tone, his lips brushing the shell of your ear. “You feel how much I need you?” Your fingers twitch against him desperately.
He grabs both your arms firmly, and spins you around. You let out a shattered breath as he places a hand on your back and pushes you forward, and your hands brace yourself against the cushions of the couch. He’s quick to yank down your pants, and he lets out a quiet “fuck” when he sees your soaked panties. His finger runs along the seam, and you shiver. He undoes his pants just enough to free his cock, and you whimper as you feel his tip slide along the slick fabric.
He hooks two fingers in the side of your panties, and pulls them aside. You’re so wet, he easily slips inside. Your legs tremble, and you let out a shaky breath. “Do you get it yet?” He asks, sliding his hands along your hips and up to your breasts under your shirt. He starts his movements slow, but he’s quick to change rhythms. You can hardly hold yourself up as he pounds into you relentlessly, grunting with every thrust.
Your eyes practically roll into the back of your head, your hands squeezing the fabric of the couch. Your face is twisted in pleasure, and Leon’s hand reaches to hold up your jaw. “I wanna hear you,” he mutters, and you let out a whine. His hips start to stutter, and you can feel he’s close. “Gonna cum inside you,” he says with a grunt. He thrusts into you one final time, and releases inside of you. He stays inside for a moment, and winds his hand back for one hard slap across your ass. You whimper. You’re breathless as he pulls out, and you let yourself fall onto the couch. He leans over you, and presses a kiss to your forehead. “Do you understand it now?” You nod. “Good.”
I hope this is good guys, I didn’t even proofread it I just wanted to post it so bad 😭
for the send a word thing, dripping uwu
Why did I not see this earlier??? Also sorry if it sucks :(
Being All Might’s “favorite” student, and being frequently invited to the break room for a small snack or to spend lunch together.
“Ah! Y/N-kun, it’s dripping! Tissue, tissue—!”
“Ahaha, good right? I got it when I was visiting the xyz prefecture last week. I thought you might enjoy it. Would you like some tea to go with it?”
“Sometimes I worry if you’re being fed a balanced diet at home… You’ve been looking a little thin lately. Remember young Y/N, a balanced diet is important!You need proper nutrition for your body to work effectively! Perhaps I should make a home visit and go greet your parents?”
“Anyhow, finish up quickly; Class starts in 10 minutes. I’ll be rooting for you during the training exercise. Remember, PLUS ULTRA!!!”
Platonic! Yandere! All Might is so cute uwu. He’d adopt you in a heartbeat. In the meantime, he settles for making sure you’re well fed and keeping a close eye on you. ♥️♥️
Hargreeves House Masterpost
So sometimes you’re just there watching Umbrella Academy and you think “Hey, this is a really big confusing house, it would help to have a map of it!”, but no one’s done that so you have to (and also you’re a trivia nerd who wants to).
There will be a couple inconsistencies with certain parts of the show because the house wasn’t all filmed on one location, so those inconsistencies are in the show itself, but I’ve done my best to be as accurate as possible with as much of the show as possible
This is gonna get long, so I’ll put it under the cut
Keep reading
Hargreeves House Masterpost
So sometimes you’re just there watching Umbrella Academy and you think “Hey, this is a really big confusing house, it would help to have a map of it!”, but no one’s done that so you have to (and also you’re a trivia nerd who wants to).
There will be a couple inconsistencies with certain parts of the show because the house wasn’t all filmed on one location, so those inconsistencies are in the show itself, but I’ve done my best to be as accurate as possible with as much of the show as possible
This is gonna get long, so I’ll put it under the cut
Keep reading