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Janaina Medeiros
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kiana Khansmith
sheepfilms
todays bird
d e v o n
almost home
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosmic Funnies
Mike Driver
PR's Tumblrdome
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@pinkskiesandredeyes
"odysseus should visit diomedes after the events of the odyssey" "odysseus should go see menelaus" personally if i was odysseus im not going fucking no where ever again 😭😭 THEY can come to ithaca. i've been traveling long enough
i know that comparing pylons to angels is overdone by now, but these connecting rings they attach to the top of telephone poles couldn't be more halo-like if they tried
"comparing pylons to angels is overdone" man there are so many parts of the internet I've never seen
i wish i had a response to this that doesn't make me sound like one of those bugs that had never seen daylight before someone lifted up the rock they were living under
I don’t care if his bones are hollow, he’s calcium deficient.
No amount of love in his bones will save him from the lactose intolerant allegations
I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".
Sucking a guy's dick is basically tricking him into thinking he's having sex
derin why
I'm helping
Trans Horror Books
Looking for some trans horror books to read for Halloween? Here you go:
Book titles:
Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White
The Spirit Bares Its Teeth by Andrew Joseph White
The Ojja-Wojja by Magdalene Visaggio and Jenn St-Onge
Let Me Out by Emmett Nahil and George Williams
The Honeys by Ryan La Sala
Even If We Break by Marieke Nijkamp
Tell Me I’m Worthless by Alison Rumfitt
Brainwyrms by Alison Rumfitt
All the White Spaces by Ally Wilkes
Bound In Flesh by Lor Gislason
Suppliant my children's murderer to implore, And kiss those hands yet reeking with their gore
(2/2)
Tactical ghostposting
strong man!
I magical girlified a handful of Imperial weapons
might potentially make them into acrylic keychains or charms, who knows 👀 but I know I can never sell them abroad given the local rates for intl shipping
Lunar Prism Power Sword there's two versions of the palette and I couldn't choose either one ;o; so I kept both :3
Cosmic Dream Princess Pattern Chainsword
Miracle Love Pattern Bolter
The Roses of Heliogabalus, Lawrence Alma-Tadema | Still Life of Flowers in Interior, Georges Jeannin | Still Life of Flowers in a Basket, Jean-Baptiste Monnoyer | Santa Rosa of Lima, by Carlo Dolci | A Street Flower Seller, Augustus Edwin Mulready
sing, o muse, of the rage of achilles
gotta admit, I'm impressed with their dedication to the bit
Sparrow, ten seconds before becoming a love wolf
continue the lyrics
*beginning of YMCA* MOTHMAN
Congrats to Will for achieving 2 of the greatest achievements in life, becoming a father and murdering Freddie Wong.
[Audio Transcript:
[Rhythmic clacking music plays]
Will: Hey everyone, I’m Will Campos I play Normal Oak, a mixed-up mascot kid who doesn’t know who he is anymore. Teen fact this week about Normal, this one’s for you Freddie
Freddie: Yay!
Will: That raccoon that Normal found, that he befriended a couple of teen facts ago, it’s actually not a racoon it’s a goingondog.
[music cuts out]
Freddie: What’s a goingondog?
Beth: oohhhhhh
Will: [extremely pleased with himself] Not much dog, what’s a going on with you bitch?
Freddie: [screams in agony]
[crab rave starts playing]
Matt: [laughing] are you serious? Did you seriously fall for that?
Anthony: [overlapping] Did you seriously fall for that? You actually fell for that?
Beth: [overlapping] I can’t- I can’t believe you-
Freddie: [overlapping] you BITCH
Will: [full on cackling]
Matt: Are you serious?
Anthony: Oh my god, Freddie is full on doing the Evangelion Shinji like doubled over in his chair clutching his head.
Beth: Oh No!
Will: [still cackling]
Freddie: [screams in agony again]
Anthony: He literally looks like he has to go pilot the Eva right now
Will: YESSS
Anthony: I can’t believe that
Freddie: Aaaaaa what
Matt: Will- Will, you found his perfect weakness, you found like a moment when his defenses were down
Anthony: Oh my god
Will: I, alright, so here’s the real story, I became a-
Freddie: GODDAMN IT
Will: [laughs]
Anthony: How did you fall for it?
Matt: How did you fall for that?
Freddie: [yelling] I don’t know, I don’t know, it was a moment of weakness, Jesus Christ
Anthony: Oh man
Will: [laughs] so um, here’s the story of that dad fact. Last month, I became a father. My wife and I had our beautiful baby boy Andy. He’s doing well, everyone’s doing great. I have been thinking about what my dad fact was gonna be for a month straight while sleep deprived and pacing around back and forth. And I was like, I feel like I’ve got one chance here to really pull something over on somebody. And I thought of this goingondog thing, I was like wait a sec. Cuz Freddie updogged me
Matt: Mmm Hmmm
Will: two decades ago I swear to god. Ten year- twelve years ago
Matt: Oh my god
Beth: Damn
Will: He got me with just straight up updog and I was like, I will have my revenge one day
Freddie: Wait do you remember that? I don’t remember that
Will: I had never heard updog before, and then you just updogged me and then everyone laughed at me and I’ve been holding a grudge-
Anthony: The day Freddie updogged you was the most important day of your life. To him it was Tuesday
Freddie: [laughing] For me it was a Tuesday
Will: And I was like, I bet my first fact back everyone’s gonna be wondering what it is, he’s gonna say something about having a kid. And then I’m like, oh wait, I’ll call Freddie out specifically, I’ll reel, I’ll reel him in.
Freddie: Oh what, that’s the move. That was the move. That’s what got me dude
Beth: Damn
Will: Yeah, so I don’t know. Anyway, I can die now I’m quitting the podcast. Goodbye
Anthony: Wow
Freddie: Fuck, bro. Just like fucking James Earl Jones used to say dude, the circle is now complete
Matt: I just watched an assassination. You know like, one of those videos that nobody moves. Like, we all just sat here just watched Freddie get murdered.
Will: [laughs] one of those 3 seconds before disaster happened videos. Anyway
Freddie: Holy shit. Do I need to turn back in my podcaster card?
Beth and Matt: I think so
[laughter]
Freddie: Do I need to go back to the podcasters guild and tell them that I’ve been forcibly ejected by an updog joke?
Beth: Hi
Freddie: [screams]
Beth: Hi
Freddie: Fuck you Will
Will: Hi Beth, how are you?
[music fades out]
Anthony: Roll stealth with disadvantage Taylor
Freddie: Taylor’s just so pumped at the idea that there was a ghost
Will: Taylor Swift really wondering if uhh we’re uhh out of the woods yet
Beth: Mmmmmm
Freddie: don’t ugh Will
Will: Did you hear her new song hey what’s up dog?
Freddie: Go fuck yourself
Beth: Freddie says it smells like wrong dog in here
Anthony: Freddie, you wanna roll to bofa?
End Transcript]
