What is Lyfé?

*Lay/Black✨/Pan/She-Her/♎/24* I'm a simple gal. This is my main account and simply a placeholder at this point. My other accounts are @melenated-writersblock & @zosociologist

[done12356259392929-deactivated2]

REMEMBER THAT POST WITH CINDERELLA WHERE HER DRESS CHANGES TO THE COLOR OF YOUR BLOG?

THIS ONE DOES IT TOO!!

I found a bunch more!!

x

[spookykittyontheway-deactivated]

This. is. so. COOL

[everwizard]

If this doesn’t work I’m going to cry.

[thefancydragonqueen]

it’S back!

[kleikot-deactivated20181221]

What

[afeix]

[thelanguageoflovers]

why

[vampiresneverhurtme]

Just reblogging to see if the last one is true

[skinnyboi-uwu]

Wait- what? 🤣

Edit: OH WAIT NO I DIDN’T THINK IT’D GENUINELY WORK OMG- (tap on the images to see it after reblogging 🤪)

[corrupted-steven-youniverse]

i’m only here for the last one-

[necronamicode]

the last one is the only reason im reblogging

[ask-undersnare]

Runt: l-lets see

[yumebfdotcom]

Hmm

[writingandpain]

Yes

[mechanical-sheikah]

For the funny one.

[girllpng-deactivated20220212]

Someone tell me how this works pleasseeeeee

[ramayantika]

After reblogging click on the picture, the colour changes

[coochiemedusa777]

Yuh

[dilftaroooo]

THIS IS A LAH

edit: NO IM LYING THIS DOES WORK

[gaysimpsstuff]

Didnt work for me… huh

[indigosunset0]

Well, let’s see if it works lmao

[kairos-in-space-deactivated2024]

didn’t work sobbing

[nyankechi]

kairoll i trust you more than everyone else in the reblogs

[imaclod]

I wanna know

Edit: IT WORKSSSS

[nico-the-overlord]

Hm!

Edit: didn’t work for me

[minnesotamedic186]

Okay so it’s blank now

[purpletrashsnake]

Checking

[casual-mitosis-collective-deact]

okay, ðe fuck?

[cum-rade]

calling the cops on an unhoused person for being weird/rude/"scary" in public is so weird to me on such a fundamental level... like even before you get to political beliefs about jail and homelessness, you are beefing with a dude who has to live on the sidewalk. like sorry if he was rude to you dude sorry if he made you uncomfortable but to be fair he lives and sleeps on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if hes being too mentally unwell on the street late at night but like you gotta understand that he lives on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if he seems a little bit "off" today dude i think maybe its because he lives on the fucking goddamn sidewalk

[localwarlockunion]

please no one disturb me I am doing important research on wikipedia dot com today

[localwarlockunion]

I see I've released a new word into the tumblr ecosystem, glad we're all being totally normal about it <3

and I am sooo sorry, it is wikipedia dot org actually

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[pinktiger501]

WHERE WERE YOU when The Wiggles dropped the best selling Psychedelic Rock album of 1967? 💙❤💛💜 [Album cover of The Wiggles' 1967 sophomore album "Fruit Salad of the Divine Mind". A handful of these 1st pressings were made before the band switched labels and the current album cover was mass produced, making these 1st pressing rarities with this specific cover art worth a fortune, with one being sold on Discogs for $23,500 in 2019.] https://www.instagram.com/p/Co6Gv9aNhQy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[pinktiger501]

🎶Ever since I was a young girl I've played the silver ball, From Soho down to Brighton I must have played 'em all🎶 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cok7RNpuGVR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[zosociologist]

Robert De Niro and his wife Diahnne Abbot at The Oscars afterparty. Not shown out of frame is the Academy Award De Niro won for Best Actor in "Goncharov" (1973), beating out Paul Newman and Robert Redford.

[pinktiger501]

What can I say? I'm a frequent flyer😘 [Jet Magazine cover vol. 2 followed by the originals] 🏷: #diversifyvintage #colourinthevalleyofthedolls #jetmagazine #60saesthetic https://www.instagram.com/p/ClCAtKGO2Zl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[pinktiger501]

She's 23 Today😌🧡 (at 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓸𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkB6f1TAUPP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[pinktiger501]

🔥🔥🔥THE TIME HAS COME FOR OUR VERY FIRST SEMI - UNPROFESSIONAL INAUGURAL EPISODE OF VOTARIENTS!!!! And what better way to cut the ribbon than by talking about one of thee most charismatic Metalheads to ever grace a series!🔥🔥🔥 Join the Rock Vixxen & Zosociologist as they discuss both valid and equally violating songs that would probably have been a part of Eddie's music collection! Available to stream on the Spotify app Wednesday August 10th @ 12 noon Eastern! https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg74XPeMRJ_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[pinktiger501]

🌼She has Style, She has Grace, She let Robert Plant date her in '68🌼 #diversifyvintage #colourinthevalleyofthedolls #vintagecommunity https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfrowh5unjM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[pinktiger501]

🎼Today~ Everything you want I swear, It all will come true. Today~ I realize how much I'm in love with you.♡ #diversifyvintage #colourinthevalleyofthedolls https://www.instagram.com/p/CbflJ0yO8i6/?utm_medium=tumblr

[pinktiger501]

🎶"Who cares what things we chose? Little to win, but nothing to lose."🎶 (at Monterey Pop Festival) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZZyoVuFTHS/?utm_medium=tumblr

[adeleeh]

Rammstein PinkPop Festival 1997 Paul Focus 2 / 2

[tinnike]

@hoch-rot … and then it got even hotter!

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

SOMEONE DIDN'T REBLOG

[lutzlig]

[caffiend-queen-deactivated20260]

Why This Chris Must Go

I didn’t post this until I’d waded through seventeen different sources - including The New York Times and California political donor records (which are public) and wasted too much time that should have been spent harassing my daughter about her homework. But there was a joking little Twitter poll about Which Chris Must Go? that went viral when people starting posting about Chris Pratt’s political and “spiritual” leanings. I was on the fence about Pratt since he abruptly divorced Anna Faris and left their special needs son to hastily marry Katherine Schwarzenegger. Then, he joined the GOP Schwarzenegger family’s church, The Hillsong Church, which considers LGBTQ+ an “offense against god” and advocates for electroshock therapy to get rid of the gay. (Remember that barbaric shit? Even my backwards ass state banned it.) He also works with Jews for Jesus, who attempt to convert people from the Jewish faith to Christianity (I guess with electroshock therapy, since that’s working for the gays, right Chris?) Aaaand, he and his adorable bride donated a heavy chunk of change to Trump’s 2020 re-election campaign. I’m no political scientist, but that sounds like a pretty staunch support for this psycho to get re-elected. Frankly, I don’t care. That’s not why I’m disgusted.

It was quite the backlash. And so guess who leaps to his defense? Some of the rich, white straight guys from Marvel. Robert Downey Jr. who initially posted “Fuck you all.” in response on his Instagram account deleted it before adding this lovely moment of concern. My sweet Mark Ruffalo (oh, Mark, how could you?) did as well.

You know who didn’t leap to his defense? Brie Larsen. Tessa Thompson. Zendaya. (Nor any of the other Chrises, by the way.) So, where was the support when these women were viciously bullied online? Brie got death threats for daring to become Captain America. Tessa and Z were ruthlessly subjected to racism and misogyny for acting in the Marvel Universe. Not a fucking word of defense for these women- who were truly being brutalized. So, RDJ? Fuck you, kitten. Fuck you for being a hypocrite and defending the guy just because the public learned about his leanings and “spiritual” activities. And Mark, I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. And for the other rich, white, straight Hollywood guys to leapt to his defense? Brie, Tessa and Z are still waiting for your passionate words of support.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?