beautifully grotesque fish

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[thewynne]

she's so real for this fr fr

[not-a-choice]

Royale. Royale listen to me. You need to change the name back. Nobody can score on a power play without the tiger

[samuel-vimes]

If someone had written Abby Roque's finals series into a fanfiction the comments would be calling it unrealistic

[pwhl-mybeloved]

Marie-Philip Poulin et la Victoire de Montréal soulèvent la Coupe Walter pour la première fois

[lesbegays]

this is the eucharist to me

[hearteyesilya]

imagine winning the walter fucking cup with your wife!!!

[shutout-tonight-queen]

seeing mpp's wedding band on her hand as she grips the walter cup, triumphantly raising it above her head as the stands and her entire team cheers, and skating it over to HER WIFE, I'M ----

[pinselwurm]

Quebecoise catholic kegging on international tv

[pinselwurm]

i feel about laura stacey the way 10 year old girls feel about wild horses

[pinselwurm]

victoire anime protagonist syndrome proved terminal

[pinselwurm]

i know she’s got other stuff going on right now but surely carla macleod knows how hot she is, right?

[pinselwurm]

saved a rat from drowning yesterday and it was so relieved in its little body language and immediately collapsed and passed out and it felt like this

[pinselwurm]

we got married 3 months ago and i loved our date, spring equinox fresh start, ties with our new years anniversary, pisces-aries cusp zone. truly an auspicious date. but now i get to use all Celestial dates as couple excuses. the sun said we gotta go out to dinner and fuck, i don’t make the rules.

[broonney]

Trying to remember how to hold a pencil

[janatolqyn]

[inhalingmagic]

.. them too✨️✨️✨️✨️

[shkedia]