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My brother’s friend went exploring in a mine shaft and found a ringtail and thought it was a “sketchy ass cat” and decided to pet it and it bit him and he had to go to the hospital for rabies shots DONT DO DRUGS KIDS

softlyfiercely

Bringing this back cause it’s amazing

nico-the-overlord

How does this have under 1k notes

consumerofshorthomies

WTF DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T A HERITAGE POST

@satan-offical thoughts?

softlyfiercely

if this becomes a heritage post my life would be complete although i feel i should provide some more context as this post begins to blow up:

-the video is from a time before sharing files across devices was trivial, which is why it looks so bizarre. my brother took the original video which i believe was a snapchat video which somehow got uploaded onto my parents’ computer, where my brother showed it to me. i immediately recognized the comedic gold and insisted on getting my own copy, so i re-filmed it on my own digital camera, which is why my brother is narrating what the video will be about before it starts. i then managed to get it onto my tumblr through a series of dark magic rituals. this is why it has an old mac toolbar AND a weird caption AND a vidlab watermark. simpler times indeed

-i was not involved in the act of exploring an abandoned mine shaft (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or touching the wild animal (extremely dangerous, do not do this) or hanging out with my brother (extremely dangerous, do not do this) and i do not endorse any of the behavior depicted here. leaving me notes and comments explaining that this was a bad idea is not a productive use of your time. i have known that everything my brother and his friends do is stupid and dangerous my entire life but at least in this instance we get to enjoy the fruits of their poor choices

-preston was fine. he was scratched up and got some rabies shots but this was not the first, last, or worst injury incurred by a young man who decided to follow my brother’s recommendations for what would be a good and cool idea to do. (his best friend was taken from our house to the ER six times over the course of middle and high school.) to my knowledge the ringtail was also fine despite his encounter with the cast of temu jackass.

-THIS IS PRESTON, GETTING EATEN, BY A….SKETCHY ASS CAT. MILESUNDERGROUND

technofeudalism

starrynet

ekky's dad just posted a video of him running from a squirrel

vinokas

Toinen mainio juttu suomitumpussa on se, että jos sulta lähtee joku postaus kiertämään niin saat nähdä niin monta nerokasta urlia. Täällä on niin paljon hauskoja nimiä että en muista kaikkia parhaita, mut semmonen joka on jääny mieleen vuosien takaa oli kullihomohiihtojeesus. Niinku? 5/5, pudotan mikin.

kevytmaitohorsma

Noteissa on hauska kun yleensä näkee paljon jotain love-in-indiana ja cuteflowersky ja samthefifth ja ei siinä mitään, mut ku sit tulee suomitumppu ja iskee pöytään esinahkakenkää ja jänökiihdytintä ja tajuat että meille on kyl muodostunu ihan eri kulttuuri nimeämisen suhteen