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Probably the best selfie I've taken while on a swing thus far in my life 😊👌🏻✨💜 #adultlife #Saturday #lovewhereyoulive #still85degrees #amused #reasonablypleased

#reasonablypleased #amused #lovewhereyoulive #still85degrees #saturday #adultlife

potatoviktory

tag yourself

#tag yourself #I'm alltime hard #nsfw #ish

madness-and-gods

ahiddenkitty

MR GANDALF HELP

mithrilbikini

hobbit au where everything’s the same except everyone’s bears

leaper182

I totally thought of the dwarves in the trees before I read the captions. <3

catmeleon-deactivated20160611

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex.

kareenvorbarra

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic)

denizerguven

just so everyone is aware oscar’s a fucking masterpiece

#oi #my smol singing son

benjaminlinus-deactivated201802

#dat blue shirt #brotha

weloveshortvideos

dumbgay

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

leoholzer

#I want to chew on his face #oi #my smol singing son #cutie poe

just-shower-thoughts

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.

melly-bell

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

churchyardgrim

I mean it’s kind of not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. a better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a tshirt cannon

lunapics

Now we’re having a good day again.

humanoidhistory

Happy National Sibling Day!!

jonesandbennett

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.