HonkShoo

I'm sad, but that makes me funnier. 

[dumplinglove]

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

[piss-yourself]

Nice

[loumandliker]

the twitter communists currently are getting mad because some random undergrads made an edible burrito tape bc they should instead be doing medical research

[loumandliker]

i had to work hard to make sure the similarly corrosive take of “only few people in the world make their own food” also fit in the screenshot

[loumandliker]

lest y’all think i was making up a conversation that wasn’t in the op the comments are all like this

[loumandliker]

btw the vaccine in question is a cancer treatment (ie. not a preventative/immunization) similar to another one already also used in the US and is currently undergoing clinical trials in the US.

[juliathefacesofevil]

[yeet--haw]

[headspace-hotel]

"People not understanding that scientists are not interchangeable" never gets old

[piss-yourself]

Also: where can I get this?? My little brother has autism and LOVES burritos, but he has a hard time eating them because they fall apart so easily~

[twinicegiantorbiters]

haha. dipshit. I’ve fallen asleep curled up in your lap and now you can’t get up. how do you fuckin’ like that huh???

[piss-yourself]

Did a cat write this?

[0ystercatcher]

since were all too old to do tumblr prom at this point does anyone wanna do tumblr potluck or smth.

[piss-yourself]

Dear God no. Do you not realize what happened last time we tried to organize a tumblr party

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hear me out: snakes but with cat noses

[cant-beelieve-it]

she is adorable actually???

[cant-beelieve-it]

She’s even cuter with ears. Snat? Cake? Idk but I want to pet it.

[squeiky]

Okay but like.. give it stick arms and a cute cartoon eyes

[cant-beelieve-it]

Like this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

question: are the above creatures Cakes or Snats?

[piss-yourself]

Snat because it's more snake than cat

[just-shower-thoughts]

the last kid to leave the school bus knows where everyone lives

[showersins]

You know the bus doesn’t stop directly at people’s houses, right? *ding*

[piss-yourself]

Actually, if you live in rural areas with farms and stuff it is always directly at the person's house! I used to have hour long bus rides to school every day lol

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[decadentprincedream]

Rwblogging again.🤷🏽‍♀️

[thelastfunctioningbraincell]

Not taking any risks

[all1e23]

@moonbeambucky Maybe this?

[piss-yourself]

I really need this

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[silurisanguine]

And to those who say, but second hand books and read them, what about the one who buys a second hand book, reads it, thinks wow how awesome is this i need to find more and starts supporting JK not knowing what an terf asshole she is.

You are still perpetuating the fandom.

It does make me wonder if she was a homophobe, racist, facist etc whether her ‘fans’ would still be like - but you can support the art but not the artist’ She isnt like Lovecraft who everyone knows he was a racist bigot. He is dead, his work is known for it’s time but it’s not affecting current policy, like JK Rowlings work IS.

The UK anti trans bills that came in were also a direct result of HER LOBBYING PARLIMENT.

[piss-yourself]

So, what you're saying is, we k*ll her so that her transphobia stops and we can finally enjoy HP again without supporting bad stuff?

[piss-yourself]

I'm sure no one will respond to this, but someone please talk to me. I need friends. I promise that I will do my best to be a great friend, or person to talk to. Also, I hope that everyone seeing this has a lovely day :)

[halloween-theragingpumpkin]

[slfrtsbabe]

Always reblog

[stupidpetface]

[shamebanduk]

i know he drank a milk

[juneacademia]

I have just decided that I will now be disappearing under mysterious circumstances.

[linuxmints-archive]

bro you make aphobia jokes??? 😳😳😳😳 and laugh at ace and aro people??? 😳😳😳😳😳 in 2020???? 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 thats kinda cringe bro

[kelpls]

IT’S OCTOBER 

[sassenach-scot]

It’s not October but I can’t not reblog this

[something-nunholy]

IT’S OCTOBER

[barbara-lazuli]

I love this…. so friggin much…..

[furiousgoldfish]

there’s a moment when you can’t handle the stress anymore and you can just feel yourself withdrawing back into your own head and sinking into a place far from reality and you can’t crawl out of there easily so you just watch everything fall apart while you’re trapped inside and paralysed.

[furiousgoldfish]

Being terrified all the time is exhausting. It devours all of your energy, your ability to move, to think, to perceive what is real anymore. It takes away your body heat. It stresses your body so much you can’t eat or sleep normally. How are we expected to bear this and act normal? How would anyone be able to function. This is damaging and in long term turns into torture. None of us are lazy or unmotivated. We are terrified. This isn’t a small thing. It’s eating our lives up.