The Lebron James Of Drinking

Ana/25/nb

[deusben]

if my post has 0 likes, two specific mutuals of mine are dead

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[ozempicofficial]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i have breakfast then lunch then sexual lunch and then dinner

[creamycuppy]

when i checked in to the hotel they gave me a free cookie, as is customary at this chain, and she let me know “you can ask for as many as you want” (didn’t tell me this last time) — “but, ehh, we wouldn’t want you to have a tummy full of cookies, would we? tsk tsk”

???!!!

[creamycuppy]

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

[cutecipher]

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

[insecuregodcomplex]

[ezmads]

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

[ezmads]

[omegaversereloaded]

That guy on youtube who takes dick pills and does nothing and then says he had a bad time pisses me off. Yeah you took a gas station dick pill and didnt even manipulate your cock you oaf. Of course you had a bad time. If i took a rhino pill the magnitude of the ropes id blast would make your little white cock shrivel into onion skin. I'll crush you

[capacity2]

a question for you

Lay it on me mister fuckinyouhard0989

[capacity2]

He’s so shy he died

[dogpuppy]

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[variegated-fairywren]

wlw tumblr post notes simulator

[solitaryhome]

[stantler]

Happy Memorial Day