titans practice room, early 2020
pajion: i am not going to hold back in saying that i am very disappointed in all of you. losing to the valiant is absolutely unacceptable and and we are going to work extra hard to make up for it. this block, let’s focus on coordination between our tanks and dps, since that was what caused most of our problems yesterday.
fissure: i’d like to say that that my performance yesterday was not my fault. haksal tilted me by throwing my warmup games that morning
haksal: [not looking up from his phone] playing genji is not throwing
fissure: you only ever picked him on my team
fissure: you threw yourself off the map 7 times.
haksal: you know, i think it’s funny you would try to attack me like this when you were the one that actually threw the match for us last night
seominsoo: you did kind of feed, fissure.
haksal: bumper wouldn’t have gotten booped off the map twice in one round
stitch: tizi wouldn’t have whiffed that supercharger on hollywood b
twilight: both of them would’ve fortified for that doomfist punch that lost us volskaya
pajion: guys, that’s not fair. bumper would have fed too and you know it
pajion: we all made mistakes yesterday. now can we get back on track please? to start, fissure, for the love of god, please stop trying to clutch and go for solo plays as orisa
fissure: what the hell do you want me to do then, just, trust everyone else to do their part??
fissure: i’m sorry. i don’t think i can do this anymore. i can’t work in this kind of environment. i give my everything to carry this team and you can’t make anything out of it and then you tell me i’m the problem.
fissure: no. fuck you. fuck all of you. i’m retiring. [slams the door]
fissure: [returning to grab his tim hortons] your jerseys are ugly anyway [slams the door again]
pajion: jehong. could you play ma
ryujehong: absolutely not.
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