I won't get to where I'm going.

Vic/Victoria. 30. My pronouns are whatever you want them to be. Fandom Cryptid. Apnsb/Ao3 Professional asshole. SimplyKorra is my arch nemesis. Trying to get back to this writing thing. Assassin’s Creed, Legend of Korra, RWBY, video games, and shit-posting. All in harmony. Mercy deserves better. I belong in the dumpster. I'm shipping trash. Icon by plastic-pipes. Support Me on Ko-fi

[kassandraaaaa]

Sorry if anyone got messages from me in the last week or so. My account got hacked and it has since been resolved.

[rootkit]

the way he spilled...

[dappercyborg]

The Simpson literally made a joke about this in 1997 this is a settled issue, stop giving power back to straight people

[youn8ss]

calling yourself homophobic slurs is just doing homophobic people’s job for them, you’re proving them right by identifying within it.

[rootkit]

cry about it to some other faggot then please

[rootkit]

they deleted... my impact

[catchymemes]

[tgirl-thucydides]

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

Bad

who’s out here sending minimalist anon hate

[heyimboredtalktome]

I'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15💀

Her: I want a dog

Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see

Alina Zagitova: Ok

[spirituallywhore-deactivated202]

DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED

[heyimboredtalktome]

Idk if her parents got her one, but the fucking president of Japan gave one to her when he found out that she wanted one

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This teen to her parents every single day: ‘Bye, I’m off to walk my presidentially ordained victory dog!

[im-traumatised]

Living with chronic pain.

[meledol84]

@thebibliosphere

[psychopomegranate]

this is absolutely their vibe

[beguilingcorpse]

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

[your-mums-nuts]

Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

[anon-arte]

say what you want about penelope but i think we should commend her for behaving pretty normally about her crush on colin. when colin got a crush on penelope he immediately descended into madness

[luke-thompsons]

#RIP Penelope Featherington you would’ve loved Regina George

[softestaries]

Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

[solongavalon]

can you imagine what the dash would be like if they hadnt missed

posting niche fic on ao3 is like releasing a small creature into the wild and hoping it survives and finds sustenance

[hezenkoss]

got one whole comment… the small creature may yet survive the winter

[jewishpangolin]

[blessyouhawkeye]

americans can't even assassinate people properly anymore that country is going to the dogs

[hackfurs]

did anyone else feel the timeline split or was that just me

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]