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sarah 🌞 old 🌸 UK 🌺 she/her

[dogpuppy]

[greaserink]

cryin' shame that walmart markiplier is just too sexually charged to be on tumblr smh

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

to every girl whos blod, i mean blog, ive been a part of. thank you. and the virus is spreading. and the tigermen are spreading.

[detectivehole]

hung out with my young cousin today and she showed me "soul bug school" which is the gap between her toy chest and the wall where she secretly puts every dead bug she finds in the house

[kuttithevangu]

People will go on Fake or Fortune like my grandpa was best friends with Winston Churchill and he used the money he earned starving peasants to buy this piece of art is it really valuable? And Philip Mould will be like [stroking a sighthound before the fire] “it COULD be worth ten William pounds” and then they look in the archives and it’s like “Degas never painted Cat Having A Wee” and the Wildenstein institute sends a sniper to their home

[herpsandbirds]

Horned Marsupial Frog (Gastrotheca cornuta), family Hemiphractidae, Panama

CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.

Eggs and tadpoles are carried in a pouch on the females back.

photographs by Raby Núñez

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[brightereyes]

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[threeture]

[brbjellyfishing]

[bellossom]

on a tiktok about fanta btw

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[monster-at-the-end-of-this-book]

How were the schemes Were the schemes successful

[czech-hunter-reject]

Oh- hehehejehe huhuhuhu hæhæhæ, my little schemes were an astounding success!! 😝 they never saw it coming teeheehee

[sleepyjump]

there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"

one time i got a huge pile of stuff and he STILL said it and i said "dude, you would not be satisfied with all the riches of heaven!!" and he said "i don't even get a commission. i just love doing this."

and then i couldnt come in for a while and then i came in again today for just a charger. and i said "that's it today" with a smile. and he looked at me with a gleam in his eye and said "no it isn't. you'll be back later. you'll have to get thirsty eventually, won't you?" with this conniving smile that made me realize i WAS thirsty. i'm out of my depth here. help

[bonniebugsy]

OP I think that might be the Devil

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[backofthebach]

[judgerinder]

boobs up my ass

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

And out

[lightgaswaterelectricityrent]

if you're a morally dubious man on tv what you're going to want to do is go look at your kids while they're sleeping. then drive your car somewhere