Because they all died

this is just my side blog for fandoms so I don't crowd over my main one

[to-proudly-go]

Fastest way to get to your soulmate

[sol-niczka]

More of them🥹

Based on an edit by @/aexphr on TikTok <3

[c-dra]

Excited to share my FFXV page art for @ffgentszine 🥰 MY HOMIES I KISS GOODNIGHT!!

If you missed the initial preorder period, don't worry!! Leftover sales go live ✨July 24th✨ Got my copy and it's all so stunning! I'm so honored to be a part of such a beautiful zine project 🥹💖

[whore-ticulturist]

If Yao and Ilyukhina lived, i still think they would have eventually started sharing clothes. After some time has passed, Yao is in Grace's fox cardigan, Grace is in Ilyukhina's skirt, and Ilyukhina is wearing Yao's bucket hat. And so on and so forth until laundry becomes practically communal.

[comradesummers]

Over the course of her tenure, Buffy Summers accomplished the following:

killed a mayor 

burned down a high school gym

blew up a different high school 

gave thousands of random girls superpowers

dismantled a covert military operation

started a Communist revolution in a hell dimension

uncovered the secrets of a fast food chain and used them for blackmail

punched a cop

fought a bear

completely demolished an entire town

In conclusion, I think I’ve proven without a shadow of a doubt that Buffy Summers is the greatest fictional character of all time.

[ffcrazy15]

Me: (watching Project Hail Mary) "Man, Grace and Stratt are really close. I kinda can't tell if I'm supposed to ship them or not. I wonder if they're this weirdly close in the book?"

Every shingle character in Book!Project Hail Mary: "So Grace, are you and Stratt fucking or not?"

Grace: (Balancing Stratt's 6 coffees in one hand and signing off on all her important documents with the other) "I'M JUST HER LEAD SCIENTIST, WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP ASSUMING IT'S SOMETHING WEIRD?!"

[ddeck]

why would jedi need robes if not to hide padawans under them

[fludderpy]

Finished the GhostPrice comic! Ghost might be a scary dog but Price is holding the leash

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(Full comic here 🫶🏽)

[originaldouble]

Meeting uncle rock

[madamoisellemabry]

#myilya has a reputation for being openly a giant gossip about other players. and like, not that that’s not canon, but there’s some faction of girls who are lesbians into hockey who call it for what dude bros never would - rozanov isn’t chirping just on the ice, he’s openly mean girling with other players off the ice too. roz “wendy williams” rozanov becomes a trending thing a few times over the course of his career, with brainrot memes about “wendy williams was pregnant with roz here” to match.

a video by a fan of him and cliff marleau talking INSANE shit on the bench resurfaces after The Outing, and the internet starts up on its usual bullshit of how ilya is too fun for shane again. the usual “oh it’s so sad that roz doesn’t have someone to match his energy” and “hollander is so boring what does a guy who talks like this even see in that”.

anyway, svetlana (who cares less about shane’s hockey image and letting him remain untarnished than ilya does—she’s smart and also a minority so she feels less guilt about pushing shane on it) catches wind of this. one day, out of actually fucking nowhere it’s just some wednesday, she posts a video from the cottage. shes been invited to stay the week to babysit shane who is out on IR, and they’re watching a centaurs vs. guardians game.

the camera is shaky, and held low, and at first you can only hear shane in the background, but then he becomes visible at an odd angle. he’s got his injured ankle up on the couch, he’s wearing a really low cut tank top and a slutty pair of shorts. he is also mid rant about “— and if your entire team is still falling apart to this level TWO YEARS LATER just because you lost one good player and another caught a case, then you have to ask yourself what’s f****** wrong with the f****** coaches. i mean, mathewson is an ugly son of a b**** but i didn’t realize he was f****** stupid too. and we’re not even playing well, smith is just that much of a f****** sieve. maybe if he put half as much weight into moving towards the puck as he puts into pushing his wife around — you’d like her by the way-“

the video goes viral instantaneously. people cannot believe that captain hollander is this mean, but devoted hockey fans also keep quoting it, shocked because he’s RIGHT. some girl who’s been a roz fan since boston tweets, “roz will chirp to piss you off, but hollzy will kill your family because he finds you disrespectful to the sport.”

the only response anyone can get out of the rozanov-hollanders is ilya retweeting that post.

[rockets]

Have good other life crazy sleep, Grace.

[kaciart]

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[sleepdeprivedcinnamonbun]

I love how Grace insults the guy by saying he's a "staggering waste of carbon". Not oxygen. Oxygen has been done before, a waste of the air you breathe, oxygen is mean, yes, but carbon. Grace gets right down to what humans are made of when he insults people and I love that tbh

[ironychan]

Really enjoying the idea that Grace's angry outburst in Denmark became a meme. The Angry Scientist. It shows up in discussions of egregiously bad sci-fi movies and arguments with antivaxxers and astrophage deniers, in forms ranging from pristine screencap to super-crunchy jpeg. There's an animated parody in the style of Ace Attorney. His students use it without realizing it's him.

In his first week on the Gansu six different people asked him about it and four asked Stratt why she hired Angry Scientist Meme guy.

[dewdlebugz]

unfinished grace and rocky

[screamerlove]

Family Picture.

[meruz]

teachers office after hours

thank u maddy for commissioning this. psa i need money so if anyone wanna commission me please hit up [email protected] and i can give a quote