This is bullshit, just like the universe.

27 she/her pronouns. I'm just hanging around. I love pokemon and animal crossing.

[parkchanwoohoo]

My supervisor keeps cutting off my sentences and while I could respectfully ask him to stop interrupting me during meetings, I hate him and his stupid misshapen head and my new tactic is to let him finish his sentence and then restart my sentence from the very beginning and keep doing that again and again until I get to the end of my sentence. This is not a mature or professional way to conduct oneself in a workplace but it is: Deeply Fucking Funny because he gets so impatient so fast

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm not kidding like you can see him grit his teeth and you see this muscle twitch in his jaw and it is hysterical. He's so angry he wants me dead but strangling me at work would be way less professional than whatever juvenile bullshit I'm doing

[parkchanwoohoo]

I maintain this could be vaguely sexually interesting if he were hot but he isn't. I'm suffering worse than Christ over here

[hinata-boke]

drawing whatever i feel like in order to get back into drawing regularly 2 - craving salmon sashimi

[despazito]

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[snastle]

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[theweirdwideweb]

[scope-dogg]

Jurassic park

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[toyastales]

1905 Lacloche Frères Pig Bag

Discover the quirky and whimsical allure of this pig-shaped evening bag, a dazzling 1905 creation by Lacloche Frères. With ruby eyes and diamond details, this signed, numbered, and hallmarked piece from Sotheby's Collection is a true objet d'art.

[dogposts]

just trying to help with the dishes.. all good here (via)

[twofingerswhiskey]

[stay-the-knight]

[segamascott]

[aquaheartgirl]

[ilaeriawitch]

[pantspissedinreverse]

[threecashews]

[lleyksie]

moles, moles, moles.

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[heartsl0b]

The Kitchen Entity came crawling out of the oven vent, and now it just hovers here in the middle of the room, like some kind of domesticated jellyfish. When you turn on the microwave, it crackles like a geiger counter. On warm days, it smells like mom's special m&m pancakes.

[charl0ttan]

the main issue with problems is how bad they suck. but what if there was a app that let you bet on child surgeries