[ft-rj]

[pierog]

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[parkchanwoohoo]

[an-ruraiocht]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

i’m like crying laughing at how the venom voice pronounces this

[depressivenihilistpacman-deacti]

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

[b3au]

[fongus-the-ninth]

Likely one of the funniest things we will get from the extremely late-to-the-party among us show

[slavery]

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

[drcyan]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

What's gender?

[chuckecheeses]

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

This was where the post should have ended. This was an amazing reply. But theater kids just had to get in the reblogs and be annoying. "no thats garlic. no thats gemini"

[liverpriest]

Complaining about theater kids on Tumblr is like complaining about rats in NYC

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

Unlike NYC rats, theater kids contribute nothing to the ecosystem

[mutttooth]

actually theater kids and NYC rats will both eat corpses left under subway tracks

[gamerphobe]

hey i usually don’t comment on posts but i really want to call attention to this popeye the sailor man roleplayer in the notes

[cheddar-baby]

do you have that one edit of the wonka movie the WHAT YOUVE NEVER HAD CHOCOLATE one

i cant find it

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[guooey]

Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

[forger343]

@videogamecows

[bovineblogger]

COWPOST RATING: INCORRECT

that is not one of those

[taraljc]

I WISH TO PET THEIR NOSE

[embervoices]

Is there any account whose job it is to evaluate the boopability of snoots?

[captain-price-returns]

Soldier your mission is to be a seat filler at our 80 year old president's big birthday fight! Strong sexy hunks ONLY! Absolutely NO uggos!

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]