Bluh.

I-I don't have anything to say. I'm only here because I want to stalk all the cool kids.

[theonion]

[pkpaulshow]

[charmstat]

how’s everybody doing

[quintesence-deactivated20180801]

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

i just got arrested for being too ugly

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

can someone come bail me out

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

on my way!

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

can someone come bail me out

[kill-----your-----darlings-deac]

[ka-te-fe-ar-deactivated20180905]

Same. 

[labelleizzy]

Same.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

same

[eroscestlavie]

[norest4thaweary]

Dat arch doe

[d1rtypaws]

Me: I love being out at night, I’m not scared of the dark!

tree: *exists, looking very vaguely like a person*

Me:

[princepuma]

anyway I was having a really rough day but I just found out that at the St Francis Monastery in Chocamba, Bolivia, they took in a stray dog and made him a friar and call him Friar Bigatón (Friar Moustache)

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[wycombewiggins]

My girlfriend had a bad day. This is how she’s coping.

[riverselkie-deactivated20190510]

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

[samalsoblogs]

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[garfieldminusgarfield]

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

[rofl-pictures]

This is my kind of complaint

[yourmutualfriends]

I love the research that went into this

[ask-bot]

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

[semusepsu]

take a nap

[ambidisastrous]

take a nap

[paws]

[teriyaki-bastard]

Merry fucking Christmas my dad accidentally bought me a crate of hentai because he thought it was anime. Theres 55 fucking dvds in this box. What a time to be alive